All right, this is what I think.

[KillerMuffin]

Steven Sondheim references are lost on me. I have absolutely zero idea who that is.

The only difference between a chihuahua and a yeti is that chihuahuas prefer to hide in the blankets/clothes/stuff animals on the floor rather than the Himilayas so that you are sure to step on them and thereby give them an excuse to try to sound gruff and tough.

Weinerschnitzel sounds extremely iffy. It's one of those really weird sounding names for what's probably a normal kinda thing. In either case, I won't eat it. It sounds like it's made out of a dachsund.

Agronomists are hella sexy.

People who have difficulty in conjugating the verb "be" are in some dire need of remedial English. I mean really. It's a very simple verb to learn and misuse of it simply screams "I'm a moron!" huh-huh-huh-huhhhh.

JT Edson sucks. But he's good brain candy. No thinking required. In fact, you can skip all the chapters but the first one and the last one and you'll not miss a thing.

Mountain Dew belongs on the FDA's list of highly addictive substances, no over the counter sales. I'm joining the MDA. No, not Jerry's Kids either. Jeeeez. Mountain Dew Anonymous is a 12 step program. Which is cool, case a 12 pack is on sale here at $2.50.

I like to wear metallic blue nail polish and I'm okay with that.

Combat boots are appropriate accessories for dresses and I don't care what anyone else says. Mine are steel-toed so don't argue with me.

I still haven't figured out who Steven Sondheim is yet. Does he make sausage?

I have a cow on my monitor. I like cows. I collect black and white furry things and I still have no idea why. Someday, I hope to go back to that farm in New Jersey and buy the cow that's spotted just like my dalmatian is. It's a theme, I gotta run with it.

Neither Judy Tetunuta? or Sandra Bernhardt are funny. In fact, I think we should shoot Sandra Berhardt. A razorback hog in Arkansas wants his teeth back.

I'm not a fan of kitty porn, but when Siren calls the CPS on Laurel, I got her back, baby. She went to Toldeo and won't be back for, oh, three years. Really. Here's her forwarding address.

Coelophysis is a dinosaur. Roar. Apparently, so is my child.

Agronomists are still fuck me sexy.

Anyone know why an enema is supposed to be erotic? I don't get it. At all. It boggles the mind.

There, a few thoughts from me to you. Happy whatever day today is because I forgot. What day is it anyway? Is it Tuesday? I can't remember. I think I have somewhere to be on Tuesday. Or was that Thursday. Well gawddammit.

 

[Isolde]

ROFL

Last time I looked it was Saturday here in AZ. Thanks for the laugh KM...and the refreshing viewpoints.

 

[Siren]

I knew I could count on ya KM

 

[pabloback]

killer muffin is queen bitch at lit
this has not been brought to you by titanic productions

 

[Oasis690]

Neither Judy Tetunuta? or Sandra Bernhardt are funny. In fact, I think we should shoot Sandra Berhardt. A razorback hog in Arkansas wants his teeth back.

Judy Tenuta (I think) and Sandra Berhhardt should be beaten with Nerf bats for 12 hours.

The only difference between gerbils and hamsters is that gerbils have more dark meat.

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

You are the so being the hot rocking sex babe that you are who are the not liking of the breakfast pastries but with the so sexy hot ass that is for the fucking!

 

[SweetNick]

Sondheim is a musical compser, wrote a few things for Sinatra.

Now, as for Weiner Schnitzel, the schnitzel refers to a thin cut of meat. Weiner refers to veal. Its a german thing. There can be things like a Holstein Schnitzel, holstein refering to the farm (no, I know, holstein isn't farm, bauern is) as can be a thin cut of veal with an egg. There are chicken shnitzels, pork shnitzels, and various other kinds of things. Ok, done now.