All Republican Penises

[Guru]

They are small, and flaccid, if they put everything they had on this election.

 

[Songcatcher]

You can have all the penises you want, except mine.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

They're limp after fucking the country for six years...

 

[Guru]

They're limp after fucking the country for six years...

Democrat and Independent penises can get it up again after just a few election cycles.