All of you people are icky!

[KillerMuffin]

DCL writes stories about girls! Oh the horror!
Ruby Fruit likes, oh my gawd, to have sex! Ahhh!
Rick DeVille has a warped sense of humor! On no!
Lavender has liberal politics! Such terrible things!
Cheyenne has a cat! The world is going to end!
KillerMuffin is married to a StudMuffin! Isn't that the worst!
Siren has a law degree! Tar and feather!
Problem Child has sexually perverted dogs! The fiend!
Todd is religious! Oh the humanity!
Laurel eats some pasta thing for lunch! Life is over!
Shy Tall Guy is, run for the hills, a conservative! Nooooo!!

We are sure bogged down with a bunch of freaks. You people belong in jail. You people aren't normal. You people are just horrible people. Look at those lists of sins! You're nothing but losers!

Hey, just filling in for our absent troll. Where'd s/he go anyway? I didn't get picked on today.



Um...

Who'd I forget? Help me out here. There has to be someone whose bad around here. Really. Dig really hard and you'll find something. Like, like JuicyLips. Yeah, she signs her name to every post. Such a bad person she is.

Um. There's got to be more. Nobody Special's Wife. She's happy! That's a sin worse than anything else.

I give up. Trolls are full of shit. Even me.

 

[Problem Child]

Muffie likes dodges and lives with a crazyman. I give up.

 

[KillerMuffin]

 

[patient1]

I think you should all get together And shower off the ick.

I'd love to join in, but as anyone can plainly see, I don't have the time...The Big hand is on the six and...
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[MissTaken]

DCL writes stories about girls! Oh the horror!
Ruby Fruit likes, oh my gawd, to have sex! Ahhh!
Rick DeVille has a warped sense of humor! On no!
Lavender has liberal politics! Such terrible things!
Cheyenne has a cat! The world is going to end!
KillerMuffin is married to a StudMuffin! Isn't that the worst!
Siren has a law degree! Tar and feather!
Problem Child has sexually perverted dogs! The fiend!
Todd is religious! Oh the humanity!
Laurel eats some pasta thing for lunch! Life is over!
Shy Tall Guy is, run for the hills, a conservative! Nooooo!!

If I had only known..........

 

[April]

I'm confused. What's my sin? Do I have one?

Maybe being utterly boring. zzzzzzzz See, I even put myself to sleep.

 

[lavender]

 

[JennyOmanHill]

I hear that Omahaman2 is IN LOVE with JennyOmanHill! Ewwwww... how could he?

 

[kashmir]

A bunch of sexually active people on a porn bbs..

What is the World coming to?
How on Earth do we stop them?

Is there a spray we can use to handle the problem?

There's gotta be something we can do to stop these individuals from acting like this, I'm sure.

 

[lovetoread]

A bunch of sexually active people on a porn bbs..

What is the World coming to?
How on Earth do we stop them?

Is there a spray we can use to handle the problem?

There's gotta be something we can do to stop these individuals from acting like this, I'm sure.

Damn,I already acted on my problem.

I guess the spray would be a little too late for me.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Hey - I'm sick and depraved too. Why don't I ever get on lists. Going to sulk now.

 

[Ravenloft]

Nobody Special's Wife. She's happy! That's a sin worse than anything else.

Me next! Me next! Do me! Do me! I wanna be icky too!

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: All of you people are icky!

 

[Ravenloft]

*Smirking*

Charlotte was so sexy... Her eyes...

*Sobbing* Oh Charlotte!

...Oink!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yeah, nothing but a bunch of perverts and degenerates here.

 

[Ravenloft]

You said it Ruby!

 

[lavender]

 

[cellis]

I'm confused. What's my sin? Do I have one?

Maybe being utterly boring. zzzzzzzz See, I even put myself to sleep.

Jeez April... I am feeling the same way... must be too boring for words...

 

[SweetCherry]

*sniff sniff*

Geez, how come I never get trolled? What's a gal gotta do to get noticed around here?

 

[Basia]

yay! I'm not icky!!!

 

[Rubyfruit]

*sniff sniff*

Geez, how come I never get trolled? What's a gal gotta do to get noticed around here?

SweetCherry, you cheeky yank bitch you! You .... you ....

... you're really nice.

Sorry. Best I could do.

Spank me.

 

[Wiggles]

And what about the rest of the scraggly bunch......
They've all got opinions
And ideas.
They want to share them with Everybody! Yick, ew, Gross!

Never see me hanging out with people like that!

 

[SweetCherry]

SweetCherry, you cheeky yank bitch you! You .... you ....

... you're really nice.

Sorry. Best I could do.

Spank me.

Nice try, Ruby.

Spank you? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a reward around here? I always took it as such.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Cherry, what do I have to do to get my ass spanked around here then? Especially as I'm being fucked in the ass, having my hair pulled back and being called a sweet little slut.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Everyone who posted to this thread is an icky twit! You're all on a porno board! Shame on you!

What's this world coming to???


My philosophy is that if you troll enough people, eventually someone will troll you back! It works! Right out of the gate, too.