all my pants are ass pants

[perks]

it's a gift, really

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[CoolidgEffect]

So, you don't need any ants?

 

[Summery]

it's a gift, really

But, do they rub you the right way? Heh.

 

[perks]

You're assinine, Perks

I put the ass in sassy, the rump in grumpy, and yeah the ass in assinine!

I love that you notice, sweetsox.

 

[Never]

it's a gift, really

Were you looking for sexual attention with this thread?

 

[perks]

Were you looking for sexual attention with this thread?

Hmmmm... not particularly, just stating the facts ma'am.

 

[Guest]

 

[Never]

Hmmmm... not particularly, just stating the facts ma'am.

So, you would be offended if I said you were a hot bitch and I would love to see you in or out of your ass pants?

 

[perks]

So, you would be offended if I said you were a hot bitch and I would love to see you in or out of your ass pants?

Most definitely not. I don't offend easily. Tell me when you're going to say it, so I can prepare myself for the swoon.

 

[Never]

perky_baby:
"Most definitely not. I don't offend easily. Tell me when you're going to say it, so I can prepare myself for the swoon."

Just checking, wouldn't want to offend.
I don't think I'll tell you when though, I rather like swooning.

 

[perks]

Just checking, wouldn't want to offend.
I don't think I'll tell you when though, I rather like swooning.

Okay, sugah, I'll keep watch for it.

 

[patient1]

perky would find away to to put the "Moon " in swooning