All Men Love Boobies

[Guest]

And how do I know?

Because my 5-year-old son has been writing the word "BOOB" on all of his coloring papers at school.

After casual questioning from us and from his Kindergarten teacher, we now understand he is attempting to write the word "BOOM". (He is adding sound effects to the wild drawings of his video games.)

Phew.

(But all men still love boobies)

 

[Guest]

Then we slowly progress to their yummy look-alikes: ass-cheeks!

 

[Guest]

Manx!

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

[Guest]

SSS!

Back atcha, honey cheeks!

 

[raphy]

Mmmm, breasts!

Raph, in literary mood tonight, obviously.

 

[Guest]

Mmmm, breasts!

Raph, in literary mood tonight, obviously.

LOL!

I'm just relieved my son hasn't begun an erotic writing career this young!

 

[raphy]

LOL!

I'm just relieved my son hasn't begun an erotic writing career this young!

Well, damn girl, get him writing. He might get a response back from a publisher by the time he's 16 then

 

[Guest]

 

[Icingsugar]

I can't speak for all men...

but I think you're absolutely right.

That being said, I'm more of a leg-man. That's got an upside. There are many more well shaped ones flaunted in public.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

As I see it, there are 4 types of men in the world:

• Breast-men
• Ass-men
• Legs-men
• Others.
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  The last category is the kinky one.

 

[Icingsugar]

As I see it, there are 4 types of men in the world:

• Breast-men
• Ass-men
• Legs-men
• Others.
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• 
  
  Where's
  e. All of the above
  
  ?

 

[Guest]

The last category is the kinky one.

Yes, true. I believe men who like a brainy woman are really kinky (my type).

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Let me explain.

Men who like boobs - easy. Just wear a wonderbra and a deep cut, and they'll heel, roll over, and bark, at your command.

Men who like asses - even easier. Just wear something tight, and shake your booty on the dancefloor, wiggle your butt as you walk, and drop things as foten as you can, so you need to bend over and pick it up. The result will be similar to that mentioned above.

Men who like legs - a bit more tricky. It's not enough to just show your legs by wearing short skirts or tights, you should also have good-looking legs, ie no marks, bruises, or visible veins.

Men who are attracted to something other than breasts, asses, or legs - now THESE guys are complicated! First of all, all your other weapons - the wodnerbra, the tight jeans, the short skirt - they're all useless. These guys drool over your pretty eyes, which means that you really DO have to get those 8 hours of sleep to look attractive; or they'll go nuts over your petite feet - translation: watch that foot odour! - OR they'll be even more kinky and love you for your brain, meaning that you'll have to show them how intelligent you are! You can't hide inside sexy lingerie, you have to be alert and interesting as a PERSON, not as a body!

Kinky, I tell ya! KINKY!

 

[Guest]

I'm glad you clarified all that, Svenska. It's not as bad as you make it though. My tits, eyes, mouth, brain and legs have always been appreciated, so I usually found a taker for at least one item. (Yes, I left out one of your main points. No woman is perfect.)

sigh, Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

All men have different taste; therefor, all food will be eaten and all girls will be married.

Swedish proverb

 

[MathGirl]

All men have different taste; therefor, all food will be eaten and all girls will be married.

Dear Svenska,
Your proverb didn't mention anything about the sheep? What about them?
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yes, it did! Male sheep - food - will get eaten, female sheep - girls - will get married.

Well, atleast there will be men wanting to "consumate" with them...

 

[Icingsugar]

Dear Svenska,
Your proverb didn't mention anything about the sheep? What about them?
MG

I think they qualify as the food. At least in some parts of Switz...Swe...Swaziland.

 

[Guest]

Swaziland, that's in Wales, right?

going, Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Yes. And they make excellent goatcheese.

 

[Guest]

Goats? Now you've gone too far, Svenska.

nonplussed, Perdita

 

[Icingsugar]

Men who like asses - even easier. Just wear something tight, and shake your booty on the dancefloor, wiggle your butt as you walk, and drop things as foten as you can, so you need to bend over and pick it up. The result will be similar to that mentioned above.

Appreciation of ass and tight clothing does not always work well together. There are no piece of butt-hugging tight clothing that does the fabulous form of behind any justice. On the contrary, too tight pants is a turn-off because they mess with the lovely shape of a butt in it's natural, naked element.

/Ice - connieseur of all parts female

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Has ANY butt ever looked bad in a pair of jeans?

 

[Icingsugar]

Has ANY butt ever looked bad in a pair of jeans?

Yes. Quite often, sadly. When squeezed into a tighht pair, it doesn't have the shape of butt anymore.

 

[Guest]

the shape of butt

Catchy phrase.

Perdita