All I want for my Lit Christmas is...

[Cheyenne]

a working search function!

The search on key word section has not been working for a very long time. It is frustrating to know a post is out there that I can't get to because search still doesn't work.

Please, Laurel. I promise to be good all of 2002. Can you grant my Christmas wish??

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[plasticman33]

I want to gain about 20 pounds!

 

[JennyOmanHill]

All I want for Xmas ...

is to really be in my Oman's arms. (Out of Syd's Hot Tub for a change!)

Although from Lit this Xmas, perhaps a "Love Tub" for all the couples who have met here!

 

[kotori]

I want to gain about 20 pounds!

I've got an extra twenty I could spare

 

[plasticman33]

I've got an extra twenty I could spare

Thanks! Send it over, kotori!

 

[cymbidia]

I'd like a search function just like Chey's please. We could even share; we both Play Well with Others.

Seriously.

What's wrong with it that it's been down for so long?

 

[InnesLane]

Me, I'd like a cool pic under my name like everybody else has, but I guess I'll just have to wait a bit, and keep posting meaningless drivel in great numbers to beef up my post total.

I kind of like being a virgin again, though. It's been a long time and feels kind of nice.

(Hey, newbies have to have modest goals. It's all we can hope for. I don't even know where the search function is yet.)

 

[cymbidia]

I'll just have to <snip> keep posting meaningless drivel in great numbers to beef up my post total.

~breathing deeply and couting to ten v-e-r-y slowly~

 

[lovetoread]

Please oh please get rid of the trolls...its my only request.

 

[InnesLane]

~breathing deeply and couting to ten v-e-r-y slowly~

I think maybe I was misunderstood (or likely didn't make myself very clear). I was talking about MY posts, not anyone elses.

offering an olive branch with lowered eyes

 

[cymbidia]

offering an olive branch with lowered eyes

Oh, i really didn't mean to make you feel bad in any way; my apologies.

I was just using your post to make a joke on myself, to be honest, since not too long ago i went uncharacteristically postal on this very issue. Here it is, if you want to see it... http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=54539 (Please know, if you go look, that this is a WAY uncharacteristic outburst on my part; i had other issues haunting me and took them out here. I'm not one prone to outbursts like this.)

 

[Dillinger]

Actually, I agree - I would so very much like to see search working again...

Additionally - it would be great if another search option was added as well - one where you can search by member's name only for threads that they started. (For example, I'd love to do a search on my own name and not come up with every thread I've ever posted in but rather just a list of all the threads I've started).

 

[Renegade]

No more political threads would be a dream come true. But that's just me.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'd like to see all thread titles culled from Marx Brother's dialogue.

 

[nasty]

All I want for my Lit. Christmas is, Rubyfriut, Lilminx, Mellon Collie, estevie, FG, and, many more. Is that too much to ask?

 

[lilminx]

Porn- lots and lots of porn! (Oh wait- we have that here).

Hmmm.... ok then -how about naked pictures of good-looking men on Lit personally sent to me?

 

[TN_Vixen]

All I Want For My Lit Christmas Is:

10 Size C Batteries
9 Ribbed Rubbers
8 Silk Scarves
7 naughty Nighties
6 Sizzling Stories
5 HOURS OF ORGASMS
4 set of handcuffs
3 Magic Rabbits
2 rubber dildos
and
1 Giant Blow Up Doll

 

[MunchinMark]

Re: All I Want For My Lit Christmas Is:

5 HOURS OF ORGASMS

Consecutively?

More threads that I feel that I have something to contribute to. Right now I'm turning into a right boring bastard. Political and scientific stuff are all I do at the moment. (OK so I enjoy a good argument- hey it's christmas!)

Oh, and to not feel guilty about reneging (where's the accent?) on the last chain story. I had the most disastrous summer and it was a casualty. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I want to gain about 20 pounds!

Maybe we can do a deal... I want to loose 20lbs. LOL

 

[Dillinger]

Re: All I Want For My Lit Christmas Is:

5 HOURS OF ORGASMS...

1 Giant Blow Up Doll

You ring? I think you know just where to start blowing... especially if its GIANT you''re looking for

 

[Southern37]

Re: All I want for Xmas ...

is to really be in my Oman's arms. (Out of Syd's Hot Tub for a change!)

Although from Lit this Xmas, perhaps a "Love Tub" for all the couples who have met here!

Great idea Jenny. Estevie and I met in the tub as well. I'll bet we could have a hell of a tub if everyone who fell in love there came to the "Love Tub"!

Damn i just made myself horny again............

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Re: All I Want For My Lit Christmas Is:

You ring? I think you know just where to start blowing... especially if its GIANT you''re looking for

oh lala. come & get me baby - hohoho

 

[JennyOmanHill]

The Love Tub

Great idea Jenny. Estevie and I met in the tub as well. I'll bet we could have a hell of a tub if everyone who fell in love there came to the "Love Tub"!

Damn i just made myself horny again............

Southern and Estevie! Ahhh.. more lit lovebirds! Isn't love grand?

Please feel free to comment on your relationship in the LDR thread I posted in the Personal section:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=895807#post895807

I'd love to hear any details you can offer, and I wish you much happiness!

 

[plasticman33]

Re: All I Want For My Lit Christmas Is:

10 Size C Batteries
9 Ribbed Rubbers
8 Silk Scarves
7 naughty Nighties
6 Sizzling Stories
5 HOURS OF ORGASMS
4 set of handcuffs
3 Magic Rabbits
2 rubber dildos
and
1 Giant Blow Up Doll

My God, I'm tired and didn't even get past the 5 hours of orgasms!