All I want for Christmas is...

BrainyBeauty

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You fill in the blank.

Here are the rules:

It can be anything or anyone. Real or virtual. Realistic or totally out-of-this-world unbelievable.

I will be daydreaming and fantasizing all day and will post my wish when I get home from work.
 
Peace, joy, and happiness for everyone here on the Boards, except for the idiot who seems to be getting enjoyment out of bashing everyone in the posts.
 
Ksss said:
Peace, joy, and happiness for everyone here on the Boards, except for the idiot who seems to be getting enjoyment out of bashing everyone in the posts.


Shut the fuck up bitch!
 
Hey, Ksss! Looks like you got your wish already! Oh that troll looks pissed. Too bad, on such a beautiful day. Much more fun to be happy and in the Christmas spirit.

What do I want for Christmas? Forgiveness from a few people and a clean slate from them for 2001 to start over. Also, I'd wish for another friend who is feeling low right now to be better and smiling again. I miss him.
 
I'm a cheap date.

All I want is a new pair of black leather gloves.

Oh yeah, and true love. Doesn't seem like that much to ask for.
 
This one's a perennial...

To rid myself, once and for all, of my yearnings and feelings of envy about the things I don't have and to fully accept and appreciate the multitude of blessings that I have received during my life.

Oh, I'm sorry, BB. Not what you were expecting?

Well, I do have to admit that there are a few ladies on this board (yourself among them) that I would love to find gift wrapped under the tree on Christmas morning (or better yet, Christmas eve).

Oh, what an unwrapping that would be! No ripping and tearing of paper on this one - oh, no. These things must be done delicately, you know. Certain sections would have to be unwrapped slowly, carefully, and fully...savored before moving on. N'est-ce pas? (Isabella is helping me with my french.)

The real question would be - do I start at the top or at the bottom? Hmmmm, decisions, decisions. Oh, well. It doesn't really matter. I couldn't lose either way. :)
 
Fuck the peace on earth stuff

I want hot, sweaty, mind numbing, heart pounding, can't catch your breath sex while we roll around on the bed and fall off onto the floor and it doesn't stop us for a second or make any difference that the neighbors are pounding on the ceiling floor and walls to SHUT UP. Come on over here you big old Monkey Man I just happen to have mistletoe braided into my pubic hair...... BTW Merry Fucking Christmas you all Dammit.
 
Start at the top, Gaucho. My highbeams are always on for you.

For Christmas, I'd love to find

--the ability to be more tolerant of my husband's idiosyncrasies
--that Angelique's boy is healthy
--a Cuisinart food processor
--a scanner
--a platinum sapphire ring

I never said I wasn't greedy.
 
Well, I'd really like those large gold hoop earrings, and unlimited book shopping for a year.

Also (no offense, Frankie; you do your best) a computer that isn't pieced together from the bits of others.

But what I really want is Skibum.
 
Whispersecret said:
Start at the top, Gaucho. My highbeams are always on for you.

Whisper, honey, your high beams would melt the wrapping. You'd have to cut a couple of holes in the paper to allow proper, uh, breathing room. Hmmm, come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.

And as much as I love your beautiful orbs, sweetie, I wouldn't dream of starting with them. Oh, no. There are plenty of erogenous zones just a little higher that would serve to keep Christmas popping out all over.

That little hollow at the base of your neck, for example. Or that place just behind the ear? Hmmm, I bet I could find more, too. :)
 
My honey tries but I want his to have a sex drive that matches mine.
 
Quoi?

Gaucho said:
N'est-ce pas? (Isabella is helping me with my french.)
ooooh cheri Gaucho ... ummmm silly me ... i didn't realize that you wanted me to teach you french .... i thought you ... wanted me to .... well .... french you ... lol ... ;)
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Je suis tres tres naughty, n'est-ce pas mon cher?
 
is???

Love. And I don't want the kind of "settling" love, I want the knock your socks off, breathe heavy, heart pounding, palms sweaty, can't breathe kind of love.

I want my son healthy, happy, loving, surrounding me with joy until I die.

I want health, lots of success in my job and my life.

I want my family loving, supportive, healthy, filled with laughter in this wonderful love circle around me until the day I die.

That's all.
 
Re: Quoi?

Isabella Thorne said:

ooooh cheri Gaucho ... ummmm silly me ... i didn't realize that you wanted me to teach you french .... i thought you ... wanted me to .... well .... french you ... lol ... ;)
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Je suis tres tres naughty, n'est-ce pas mon cher?

Oui, oui! :)
 
I thought about this for a while and still can't come up with the definitive answer.

As far as material things go, I have pretty much most everything I need and want. Well, 'ceptin for that sweet little red Ferrari I have always had a hankering for! If I was to find one out on the driveway, SOMEBODY would have a very merry Christmas indeed. Hell, if I found one of the teeny Hot Wheels versions under the tree, I'd be mighty appreciative to Santa! Damn, I 'm easy. ;)

Expertise you and Julianagel need to get together to solve both your wish lists!

Gaucho- mi amore! If you recall the outfit the gal wore in FRWL, you'll know that I could do a mean impersonation of her by just wearing a red ribbon for YOU to untie!

Ksss, Whisper and Cheyenne you are all so sweet and thoughtful and, true to form, thinking of others more than yourselves. Kinda makes me embarrassed to admit I was dreaming of driving to the lottery office to pick up my winnings!

Ginger and Purple- thanks for adding the humor element! I wish you both good luck and success in your Christmas wishes!

Tiggs and Creamy- we know you both already got your wishes early. Congrats to you both. And Shelby...well, Hmm. I actually think you and BobToad would make a cute little couple!

TnVix- that was such a lovely post; and Nite if you keep it up, all your days will be merry and bright.

As for me, well, I want good health, happiness and success for myself and my friends and family. I want the deer to stop eating my plants. I want the stocks I own to go up. I want peace on earth, yadda yadda yadda. I want our teams to have winning seasons again. I want to have 10 nice fingernails at the same time. I want to have sex. Right now. With another person. In the same room. I want Lit to live long and prosper. I don't want much. I want it all and I want MORE!
 
... the one. The one that will knock me out and leave me at a loss for words. A kiss that lights a fire inside of me. A hug that never ends. Yes, I want the one that can give that to me.
 
I want all of us to get on the stick and plan a damn Lit reunion!! We didnt get one the first time (not gonna go there) but I believe we need one!! Someone wanna start getting it together i realize it wont be for xmas but how bouts sometime during the summer?
 
All I want for christmas is

A naked man, tied up to my bed with a nice red bow tie wrapped around his neck. And have my way with him all weekend long...or as long as he wishes.
 
hmmm......

You know, I have seen it posted already......but wtf? I have the "material" things I need, will probably never get things that are materialistic that I would like to get, but I would really really like to have a woman just come and take over my body for a weekend and do unspeakable acts to me!!! Is that so much to ask for?

Now as for a get-together of the Lit people, sure I would be game........time and place?
 
Re: hmmm......

Chuckus said:
You know, I have seen it posted already......but wtf? I have the "material" things I need, will probably never get things that are materialistic that I would like to get, but I would really really like to have a woman just come and take over my body for a weekend and do unspeakable acts to me!!! Is that so much to ask for?


Hmmmmm we almost have the same wish, just the location needs to be arranged. ;)
 
Re: Re: hmmm......

Passionnee said:
Chuckus said:
You know, I have seen it posted already......but wtf? I have the "material" things I need, will probably never get things that are materialistic that I would like to get, but I would really really like to have a woman just come and take over my body for a weekend and do unspeakable acts to me!!! Is that so much to ask for?


Hmmmmm we almost have the same wish, just the location needs to be arranged. ;)




How far apart is it from Canada and NC? A couple of days drive.........hmmmmmmmm............ :)
 
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