Alice's Wonderland

[Honey_B]

Alice falls through the rabbit hole again. Thirty years old and unmarried, Alice once again delves into the dreamworld that made her famous. Little Alice has grown up to be a prim and proper schoolmarm, accepting the fact that she will die an old maid. Or has she...

This thread is an attempt to bring back the off-the-wall, raunchy, and often times bizarre satire of a thread I once did. Completely different story, but I loved writing it. Comic relief between bouts of hot and heavy sex on other threads. Hopefully this thread will read like something out of the minds of Terry Gilliam and John Cleese when all is said and done.

The organization is simple. Just as in the book, Alice will travel through Wonderland, encountering many a strange creature. They can be your own creations or characters from the original story. In most cases, I'd like her to meet them one at a time. So wait until Alice has moved on before introducing a new character. Exceptions of course can be made for scenes similiar to the Tea Party.

To begin with I need my symbolic white rabbit, the person in her real life that she harbors secret feelings for. He or she is the one Alice will follow throughout the thread whether she can see them or not. PM if you are interested and we'll get the story started.

 

[Honey_B]

The dream begins...

Little Alice, all grown up and quite upset at the moment. An instructor of decorum and etiquette at the finest finishing school in Dorset, Alice was always a perfect example to her students. Alice nevertheless inwardly fumed. She had just missed the headmaster again. Apparently he had left early for the day and it took all of her self-control not to stamp her foot like she had done as a child. She would have to make an appointment. This chasing him around was becoming simply inferiority.

Alice stepped into the alcove that was the lair of the ferocious Miss Snood. Simply said, the woman scared Alice. She did everyone in the school. The headmaster's secretary looked up as Alice walked in. Looked up and scowled.

"Miss Snood, it appears that I have missed the headmaster this afternoon. When should he be available tomorrow."

"Before classes begin, I should think." The words were clipped, almost bitten of. Alice had been dismissed.

She sighed. Alice knew she would worry about the meeting all night. It always took a great deal of courage to seek him out. For some reason, she always felt intensely nervous around the man. Inexplicably it became most difficult to breathe, to even find air at times when he was around. Goodness, this was going to be a very long night.

At home, Alice calmed herself by making tea, her great-grandmother's recipe. She set the bone china cup on her bedside table and settled into bed. One sip and then another, and Alice began to relax. With a slightly unsteady hand, she extinguished the lamp and drifted off to sleep.....

...... And then he was there. In her bedroom. At her doorway and bathed in soft light. Alice's body responded before her mind did. She got out of bed to go to him, her soft blue nightdress falling into place.

 

[spazmodious]

Iwould love to play

I think you've got the beginings of a really cool thread here, I would like to put my bid in for the role of the chesire cat, or maybe the mad hatter?

let me know what you think.

 

[TexanAngel]

ooc: can i play the white rabbit?

 

[cwire]

Just maybe

well maybe I can be something in your story let me know My Little Tigress

 

[Domoviye]

Can I join in to? Maybe I'll be the caterpiller.

 

[Roland Gilliad]

ooc: ahem. if ANYONE is going to do a proper Mad hatter, It will be me.
*thumps chest*

Or I DO have a rather intresting plant charicter we could do somthing with..
Up to you my dear little alice.

 

[Tibxo]

The White Rabbit

He stands there, dressed in a black cloak which extends to the floor matching the jet black goatee and long curly hair which falls down his back. The deep tanned skin and the oceanic blue eyes, that have been known to conquer the most strong-willed of women, the only contrast.

He smiles at her, revealing a row of gleaming white teeth as she moves nearer.

Pulling her to him, he lets her smell his masclinity as he leans forward and brushes her lips with his. Just a touch and then he draws away, his hand catching her blue nightdress and causing to fall to the floor, leaving her naked to his penetrating gaze.

He smiles again and draws her to the wall, to a door which did not exist a moment before. He opens it and beckons her to enter...

 

[Honey_B]

Alice

Alice had been stripped nude,
Quite rudely in fact.
She couldn't think.
Couldn't think about that.
Concentrating on the figure.
The retreating figure.
How did she know him?
She knew him from somewhere.
Had to talk to him.
Of that she was sure.
Where was he going?
Why didn't he stay?
There had to be a reason,
He kissed her that way.
Compelled to follow,
She reached for a robe.
Tension mounted.
Extending a hand,
Opening the doorway,
To Alice's Wonderland.

Where am I?

The quiet world of her cozy little home was gone. In fact, the whole house had disappeared. Alice wrapped the blue eyelet-lace robe tightly around her body, looking around as she did. A started at her feet, disappearing in a dense wood. She heard the sound of crunching leaves and she looked up in time to see the figure, the man from her room, up ahead on the path.

"Wait! Sir! I have to ask you something. Sir?!"

Upon hearing her voice, the gentleman turned and disappeared around a bend.

"Drat and double drat."

Alice muttered under her breath. She continued to grumble in a most unladylike fashion as she started down the path. This was all beginning to seem like a dream.

 

[Tibxo]

The White Rabbit

Hidden from her sight, he watches Alice as she stalks along the path, muttering to herself.

Just like a little girl!

Ah! But she isn't though is she?

No, she is all grown up now!

He grins broadly.

Yes, things will be different this time!

The door appears in front of him, standing unsupported on the open grass.

He wonders if she remembers her first visit?

Possibly not. he thinks to himself as he opens it and steps through.

The door then closes and vanishes, leaving no trace of either it or him...