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Alexandria Cortez’s Twitter Plea For Furniture Advice
As everyone knows, Cortez needs lots and lots of help in her life. Scientists are working day and night to figure out how someone can be so stupid. (They did find a strain of stupid that is even worst then hers and that is the people who listen to her.) But right now she needs our help in picking out furniture for her apartment that she and her even dumber boy friend share. Normally she would be kept in a cage like her folks did when she was living in their rich neighborhood, but now she is living in the swamps and needs help in furnishing her padded cell. All Dumbacraps know how hard it is to furnish padded cells as that is the only accommodations that Socialist and Fascists are allowed.
But many immature members of her party have tried to help. The mad doctor Nancy P. who helped create her monster and who will soon be destroyed by her own creation has offered her book case. Never been used as everyone knows that Nancy cannot read as you remember when she said over the Obama Care Bill “Now that it has passed we can find out what is in it.” She also demonstrated her stupidity during the President’s State of the Union Message by waving blank sheets of paper around her head (some say it was to chase away the flies that buzz around her all day as she has had so many face lifts that every time she opens her mouth a fart comes out).
The Governor of California, an associate of murders and drug dealers, has assured his follow murders that they no longer have to worry about having to serve the sentence a jury and judge gave them or the people of California voted to use on cold blooded murders. So he now has an electric chair that Cortez can sit in and plug into the wall that will keep her warm on those cold nights in the swamp.
As for her bath room Hillary Clinton has her used toilet sever available now that she is no longer wanted or needed by the Democratic Party. It is stopped up with the cell phones and tablets she tried to flush down it, but Cortez isn’t house broken so she won’t be using it that much. Besides she uses the men’s cloak room in the Capital Building anyway.
Michael Obama has plenty of food (left over junk that she tried to force children to eat at schools) to put in her kitchen cabinets. By the way every since Cortez was “inaugurated” into office she feels she should have a cabinet like the President. One in walnut she said would be fine. As a member of the far left socialist and a liar she and her boy friend and chief of staff (her real boss) want a raise in salary to help cover the cost of defending themselves after they stole money from their backers during her “election”. So she needs a mattress to hide her ill gotten capitalist loot from the IRS. She paid off the dirty cops in the FBI so there is no problem there.
She needs a walk in closet to put all her KKK white dresses like the other members of her little girl troop of Dumbacraps. Omar, the fake Muslim, wants to know if she can hang her things in it too. She doesn’t want any of the radical fake Islamic terrorist to know where she lives as they would stone her for being such a terrible woman of faith. (She thinks it is a good idea that the Chinese are putting Muslims in Concentration Camps as her friends in the Middle East have made it a point to drive out or kill all Muslims that don’t want to live in fear and in the dark ages) As a so called woman she has no respect for men or authority which is a crime in her former country. Cortez needs a large shoe rack as she has a habit of sticking her big foot in her mouth every time she opens it and swallows her shoe. One that will hold only left shoes is needed.
Since people will be using a bus to visit Hawaii and only she and her boy friend will be allowed to use huge SUV’s and jets from now on, she will need a place with a large garage and hanger. She plans to paint them green so the fools will believe she has gone “green”. She can borrow the same cans of paint Gore used when he was lying about “saving the planet”.
She will have to have someone read to her a history of Socialism and other fun subjects she knows nothing about so a good reading lamp would be nice.
The people of Venezuela, North Korea and Cuba have no need for any of their furniture as the dictators of those heavenly states own everything and they are slum lords so if you can beat those happy people over the heads and take what little their great Socialist Leaders have left them she will be happy.
Remember Sanders and his wife stole lots of things from the college she destroyed and the rich Soros has huge land holdings in several countries and does not share his wealth with anyone just like the Clinton’s and Obama’s, so I’m sure they will be happy to donate something to her. At cost plus 200%.
And all those rich Dumacraps from Hollywood who bribed the Deans and Coaches of Colleges and whose dumb worthless children never go to class are sure to have something they can toss her way. Maybe a never used classroom chair and desk.
Senator Warren doesn’t need her tepee anymore now that she has been exposed as a liar and racists and a thief stealing an education from a deserving Native American.
And I’m sure there must be a company called “Lazy Girl” that has a line of dead beat furniture.
The three little racists’ pigs of Virginia have lots of makeup from their racists “jokes” and “sexist” attacks which should help her pig sty. The NAACP who backs them will also contribute.
Representative Waters has furniture in her office in Compton that has never been used as she lives and works outside her district as she hates being in it due too many people of color living there.
Senator Harris and her husband have lots of money they have taken in bribes when she was AG in California and our other sexist senator and her husband have millions for their train to nowhere (I believe it is the one Cortez plans to use to go to China) so they can provide seats and material from the dining car’s, etc. and still able to build walls around their mansion with armed guards.
Oh, Bill and Hillary say that they still have a few pieces of furniture they stole from the White House she might be able to use. If she needs any baby furniture for her little chief of staff, Bill can get it off the Lolita Island where he spends a lot of time playing with underage girls.
President Obama can use one of his “Executive Orders” that all the Dumbacraps never saw anything wrong with to get Good Will to donate some furniture to her. They may have a high chair in her size.
The DNC would take up a collection for her, but as you know when you give to the political funds of the left you are giving to the corrupt rich who need it more than you Dumacraps do.
So let’s all help this brainless example of the Socialist Fascists Racists Sexist Anti Human Rights star of the future and make her happy in her shinny padded cell and this just in; Sanders was going to help her, but he is being pushed under a bus by the new Dumbacraps he help create. Perhaps she might use him as a rug.
Omar says that as soon as ISIS sends her money due for destroying her family and homeland that she will chip in and buy Cortez some slaves from Central and South America to work for free as house hold servants. The only reason the Dumbacrats want an open border is to have them counted in 2020 census illegal so they can get more seats in the states whose voting rights Soros and company have destroyed and after she can resell the slaves to China. They know they could never win any elections in this country without stuffing the ballot boxes.
So members of the worst generation in U. S. History help this dumb chick find some furniture as even this is beyond her ability to accomplish. Maybe someone will even tip her as she never received any tips while working in a bar. She kept pouring the drinks in the wrong end of the glass.
Cortez thanks you for your stupidly. She would say so herself, but she is in “cauckless” with other members of the terrorist wing of the Dumbacrats.
As everyone knows, Cortez needs lots and lots of help in her life. Scientists are working day and night to figure out how someone can be so stupid. (They did find a strain of stupid that is even worst then hers and that is the people who listen to her.) But right now she needs our help in picking out furniture for her apartment that she and her even dumber boy friend share. Normally she would be kept in a cage like her folks did when she was living in their rich neighborhood, but now she is living in the swamps and needs help in furnishing her padded cell. All Dumbacraps know how hard it is to furnish padded cells as that is the only accommodations that Socialist and Fascists are allowed.
But many immature members of her party have tried to help. The mad doctor Nancy P. who helped create her monster and who will soon be destroyed by her own creation has offered her book case. Never been used as everyone knows that Nancy cannot read as you remember when she said over the Obama Care Bill “Now that it has passed we can find out what is in it.” She also demonstrated her stupidity during the President’s State of the Union Message by waving blank sheets of paper around her head (some say it was to chase away the flies that buzz around her all day as she has had so many face lifts that every time she opens her mouth a fart comes out).
The Governor of California, an associate of murders and drug dealers, has assured his follow murders that they no longer have to worry about having to serve the sentence a jury and judge gave them or the people of California voted to use on cold blooded murders. So he now has an electric chair that Cortez can sit in and plug into the wall that will keep her warm on those cold nights in the swamp.
As for her bath room Hillary Clinton has her used toilet sever available now that she is no longer wanted or needed by the Democratic Party. It is stopped up with the cell phones and tablets she tried to flush down it, but Cortez isn’t house broken so she won’t be using it that much. Besides she uses the men’s cloak room in the Capital Building anyway.
Michael Obama has plenty of food (left over junk that she tried to force children to eat at schools) to put in her kitchen cabinets. By the way every since Cortez was “inaugurated” into office she feels she should have a cabinet like the President. One in walnut she said would be fine. As a member of the far left socialist and a liar she and her boy friend and chief of staff (her real boss) want a raise in salary to help cover the cost of defending themselves after they stole money from their backers during her “election”. So she needs a mattress to hide her ill gotten capitalist loot from the IRS. She paid off the dirty cops in the FBI so there is no problem there.
She needs a walk in closet to put all her KKK white dresses like the other members of her little girl troop of Dumbacraps. Omar, the fake Muslim, wants to know if she can hang her things in it too. She doesn’t want any of the radical fake Islamic terrorist to know where she lives as they would stone her for being such a terrible woman of faith. (She thinks it is a good idea that the Chinese are putting Muslims in Concentration Camps as her friends in the Middle East have made it a point to drive out or kill all Muslims that don’t want to live in fear and in the dark ages) As a so called woman she has no respect for men or authority which is a crime in her former country. Cortez needs a large shoe rack as she has a habit of sticking her big foot in her mouth every time she opens it and swallows her shoe. One that will hold only left shoes is needed.
Since people will be using a bus to visit Hawaii and only she and her boy friend will be allowed to use huge SUV’s and jets from now on, she will need a place with a large garage and hanger. She plans to paint them green so the fools will believe she has gone “green”. She can borrow the same cans of paint Gore used when he was lying about “saving the planet”.
She will have to have someone read to her a history of Socialism and other fun subjects she knows nothing about so a good reading lamp would be nice.
The people of Venezuela, North Korea and Cuba have no need for any of their furniture as the dictators of those heavenly states own everything and they are slum lords so if you can beat those happy people over the heads and take what little their great Socialist Leaders have left them she will be happy.
Remember Sanders and his wife stole lots of things from the college she destroyed and the rich Soros has huge land holdings in several countries and does not share his wealth with anyone just like the Clinton’s and Obama’s, so I’m sure they will be happy to donate something to her. At cost plus 200%.
And all those rich Dumacraps from Hollywood who bribed the Deans and Coaches of Colleges and whose dumb worthless children never go to class are sure to have something they can toss her way. Maybe a never used classroom chair and desk.
Senator Warren doesn’t need her tepee anymore now that she has been exposed as a liar and racists and a thief stealing an education from a deserving Native American.
And I’m sure there must be a company called “Lazy Girl” that has a line of dead beat furniture.
The three little racists’ pigs of Virginia have lots of makeup from their racists “jokes” and “sexist” attacks which should help her pig sty. The NAACP who backs them will also contribute.
Representative Waters has furniture in her office in Compton that has never been used as she lives and works outside her district as she hates being in it due too many people of color living there.
Senator Harris and her husband have lots of money they have taken in bribes when she was AG in California and our other sexist senator and her husband have millions for their train to nowhere (I believe it is the one Cortez plans to use to go to China) so they can provide seats and material from the dining car’s, etc. and still able to build walls around their mansion with armed guards.
Oh, Bill and Hillary say that they still have a few pieces of furniture they stole from the White House she might be able to use. If she needs any baby furniture for her little chief of staff, Bill can get it off the Lolita Island where he spends a lot of time playing with underage girls.
President Obama can use one of his “Executive Orders” that all the Dumbacraps never saw anything wrong with to get Good Will to donate some furniture to her. They may have a high chair in her size.
The DNC would take up a collection for her, but as you know when you give to the political funds of the left you are giving to the corrupt rich who need it more than you Dumacraps do.
So let’s all help this brainless example of the Socialist Fascists Racists Sexist Anti Human Rights star of the future and make her happy in her shinny padded cell and this just in; Sanders was going to help her, but he is being pushed under a bus by the new Dumbacraps he help create. Perhaps she might use him as a rug.
Omar says that as soon as ISIS sends her money due for destroying her family and homeland that she will chip in and buy Cortez some slaves from Central and South America to work for free as house hold servants. The only reason the Dumbacrats want an open border is to have them counted in 2020 census illegal so they can get more seats in the states whose voting rights Soros and company have destroyed and after she can resell the slaves to China. They know they could never win any elections in this country without stuffing the ballot boxes.
So members of the worst generation in U. S. History help this dumb chick find some furniture as even this is beyond her ability to accomplish. Maybe someone will even tip her as she never received any tips while working in a bar. She kept pouring the drinks in the wrong end of the glass.
Cortez thanks you for your stupidly. She would say so herself, but she is in “cauckless” with other members of the terrorist wing of the Dumbacrats.
