Alexandra's Hospital, wanna check in?

[alexandraaah]

I fell today.
Not a little trip, but a major spill on black ice that landed me under my car then my head banging on the street.
I probably have a concussion.

Every part of my body is beginning to ache.
Being thirty and falling is quite different than being twenty.

So, check into the hospital and share a room with me, got an ailment?

I will try to soothe your hurts.

 

[Wiggles]

You did check in with an actual hospital right?

Sorry to hear about your fall, that's always embarrassing and painful.

 

[alexandraaah]

You did check in with an actual hospital right?

Sorry to hear about your fall, that's always embarrassing and painful.

I did speak with my doctor. I'm on the lookout for warning signs and my mom is calling throughout the night to make sure I wake up and am coherent. Thanks for your concern!!

 

[mishkin]

Really sorry about that, just when enjoying you being around. Let's cuddle up for a peaceful night and a cosy breakfast.

 

[Rubyfruit]

alexandraaah, I'm glad you're ok. That sounds like a scary fall!

I'll take a room with you. Just a cold here, but it's a kick ass cold. Either that, or I'm a wimp.

 

[Tim1]

Damn Girl

Sorry about your fall....hope your OK. but if you think at 30 it hurts, wait till you turn 48.

Rest that head and let me join you in the hospital with this God Damn caugh I have had for 2 weeks now.

 

[TN_Vixen]

hospitals give me the creeps

come on over here Alexandraaah and I'll nurse you back to health.

 

[alexandraaah]

Ruby, Tim, Vixen!!!

Ruby and Tim, sorry about your colds....they're a drag.


Vixen, since you're aching but seemingly not in a health-type way, why don't you play "doctor?"

Ruby, Tim...any problems with Dr. Vixen checking you out?

 

[alexandraaah]

oops...

and you too mishkin...i haven't forgotten about you.

 

[TN_Vixen]

oooh, I could get into being Dr. Vixen

as long as I had nurse SimplySouthern to help out with all the particulars. ;-)

 

[Guest]

 

[on_the_verge]

So, check into the hospital and share a room with me, got an ailment?

Yeah, I have an ailment of sorts. I am quite bored and unmotivated tonight. I need a cure, injection or just a warm smile to pin me into a gracious laughter.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Alexandra's Hospital, wanna check in?

Yeah, I have an ailment of sorts. I am quite bored and unmotivated tonight. I need a cure, injection or just a warm smile to pin me into a gracious laughter.

Here's your prescription:

BID
hs
just cause.

 

[roxie]

Not really sick but....

I just have a major case of the blah's goin on. Does that count?
I do have full health insurance so I can afford a hospital stay...and besides if it means a few days off from work......

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Not really sick but....

I just have a major case of the blah's goin on. Does that count?
I do have full health insurance so I can afford a hospital stay...and besides if it means a few days off from work......

Absolutely, darlin'...this is a hospital for matters of the body, mind and heart. Enjoy your stay.

 

[on_the_verge]

Here is what is desired…

PM

Prescribed medication, PM, got some placebo injection to set me off. Come on let's set if, let's set it off…you wanna play with me? Diddle with my skiddle because there is only one peach with the hole in the middle!

 

[talk2024]

Maybe you need some more Simpsons' quotes to keep you from feeling the pain.

Just make sure that you're not under the care of Dr. Nick Riviera!

Oh yes, the Simpsons' quote!

Barney: When I first heard about the operation, I was against it. But then I thought, if Homer wants to be a woman, so be it!
Homer: Barney, I'm not getting a sex change!

 

[Nigel]

alexandraaah:

I hope you're well and at least on the mend. For some reason, I became a complete klutz after age 25 and it continued well into my 30's.....so I know what you're going through. Glad someone is calling you to make sure you're okay and can wake up and all - concussions aren't fun (I've had more than one)......

I worked about 12 and a half hours today - I'm tired and my back is sore...from work and also because my stupid desk chair at home is from Ikea...and it's canted to the left and the backrest leans back toward New Jersey - it's a bit like what it would feel like to sit on a petrified dog with hip dysplasia.......

So...count me in on the hospital thing.....

Nigel

 

[MunchinMark]

The thread title is actually the name of my local hospital.

I'm in perfect health, but if anyone wants a bit of gentle nursing I volunteer.

Treatments may be a bit unconventional though.

 

[alexandraaah]

alexandraaah:

I hope you're well and at least on the mend. For some reason, I became a complete klutz after age 25 and it continued well into my 30's.....so I know what you're going through. Glad someone is calling you to make sure you're okay and can wake up and all - concussions aren't fun (I've had more than one)......

I worked about 12 and a half hours today - I'm tired and my back is sore...from work and also because my stupid desk chair at home is from Ikea...and it's canted to the left and the backrest leans back toward New Jersey - it's a bit like what it would feel like to sit on a petrified dog with hip dysplasia.......

So...count me in on the hospital thing.....

Nigel

Enjoy your stay.
Let's pretend we have socialized medicine.
That might be fun!

 

[Vinny]

Burse

Since I am an RN, I was wondering if I could take care of you

 

[alexandraaah]

absolutely.

Since I am an RN, I was wondering if I could take care of you

It would be a pleasure to be your patient.
Since my fall yesterday, I have the following hurts:
my hip, my right shin, my tailbone, my head (still) and an overall "yuck" about me.

Poor me.

 

[MysticSwing]

I fell today.
Not a little trip, but a major spill on black ice that landed me under my car then my head banging on the street.
I probably have a concussion.

Every part of my body is beginning to ache.
Being thirty and falling is quite different than being twenty.

So, check into the hospital and share a room with me, got an ailment?

I will try to soothe your hurts.

Ooooh! Owie! A "boo-boo" kiss for you!

I have heartburn... <whine>.... I've had heartburn for almost a week straight! It's driving me crazy!! <more whining> Can I check into this hospital for heartburn??

~~Mystic

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Alexandra's Hospital, wanna check in?

Ooooh! Owie! A "boo-boo" kiss for you!

I have heartburn... <whine>.... I've had heartburn for almost a week straight! It's driving me crazy!! <more whining> Can I check into this hospital for heartburn??

~~Mystic

You can most certainly check in for heartburn...you can also check in for rugburn or anything else that might ail you.

 

[Vinny]

Re: absolutely.

It would be a pleasure to be your patient.
Since my fall yesterday, I have the following hurts:
my hip, my right shin, my tailbone, my head (still) and an overall "yuck" about me.

Poor me.

First I will get some x-rays then gibe you 2 lortabs for pain. After we clear the x-rays I will take care of your ailments.