Alex T. is the Literotica Ass God

[Siren]

 

[alexander tzara]

Aw, shoot! Now, you know that was said off-record, Ms Siren.

 

[Siren]

Come on Alex........

 

[alexander tzara]

Have you ever noticed that "God Jesus" back-to-front sounds like "Sausage Dog"?

 

[Siren]

huh>?

 

[Cheyenne]

Did Lovely Latina give up her "Best Ass" title? I didn't think that title would ever fall to a mortal.

 

[alexander tzara]

Hmn. You've got a point there, Cheyenne. How did I end up with Lovely Latina's ass?

 

[pabloback]

now that siren is queen of lit
her bess arse title goes to whoever is up to the job
siren is now her regal assness or queenie ass to her chosen few

 

[PowerOfOne]

At least this gives me a new goal in life! I have always wanted to be titled gentry so I think I will make it a goal to be named Literotica top ass! Is there a test that I have to take? A certain number of asses that I have to kiss? Do I have to make a speech stating what I would do if crowned as the new Literotica head ass? (Hmm..head ass...opposites back to back). Do I get a crown? How about flowers and a sash to wear? Do I get to take the walk down the runway displaying my status? I am so excited! I will start now towards this new goal in life! Thank you Literotica for making it all possible. I will not forget the little people that will help me to achieve my dream!!

 

[Guest]

 

[*Lazer*]

Siren he does have the best ass on the board. Sexy tight and ooooohhhhh so squeezable. But it is also taken.

 

[Wiggles]

.

 

[Siren]

It's ok, his ass can be taken....Lazer Beam

 

[alexander tzara]

I hope you all realise that my role as "Ass God" means that donkeys worship me - nothing more prurient than that.

 

[*Lazer*]

I thought those were mules.

 

[Wiggles]

.

 

[alexander tzara]

LAZERGIRL!!!!!!!! Hang on, I'll come 'n' find you, m'dear. I've been writing a festive diatribe.

 

[LukkyKnight]

I resemble that remark

At least this gives me a new goal in life! I have always wanted to be titled gentry so I think I will make it a goal to be named Literotica top ass!
[...]
I will start now towards this new goal in life! Thank you Literotica for making it all possible. I will not forget the little people that will help me to achieve my dream!!

Who you callin little?

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: I resemble that remark

Who you callin little?

*giggle* The little nubs of Literotica of course. Does this include you?

 

[LukkyKnight]

I plead the 5th amendment

I feeling constitutional today.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Re: I plead the 5th amendment

I feeling constitutional today.

What a cop out!!!