Alas,poor Priscilla is no more.

[AusTess]

I could have screamed.
No shit.

I'd got all set,had a shower,locked the doors,drawn the blinds,crawled into bed,throwing the doonah off me cos it was kinda warm.
I reached over and opened the drawer,pulled my pretty pink friend from inside.

Turned her on and fucking nothing.
Changed the batteries.
Fucking nothing.
Shook it a little.
Fucking nothing.



She's dead,god damnitt.

There'll never be another like her.

Well,there will,as soon as i get my arse into gear to buy a new one.

But i thought i should grieve for a minute at least.
Before rushing out and buying the next hot pink lil thing that grabs my eye.

May she rest in peace.She REALLY earnt it.

 

[freescorfr]

I could have screamed.
No shit.

I'd got all set,had a shower,locked the doors,drawn the blinds,crawled into bed,throwing the doonah off me cos it was kinda warm.
I reached over and opened the drawer,pulled my pretty pink friend from inside.

Turned her on and fucking nothing.
Changed the batteries.
Fucking nothing.
Shook it a little.
Fucking nothing.



She's dead,god damnitt.

There'll never be another like her.

Well,there will,as soon as i get my arse into gear to buy a new one.

But i thought i should grieve for a minute at least.
Before rushing out and buying the next hot pink lil thing that grabs my eye.

May she rest in peace.She REALLY earnt it.

I've stared at this post Aus and tried to imagine what it is like to have a relationship with a piece of plastic with a motor.

I suppose it's like having a good fountain pen - I used to feel awful if I lost mine - so I gave my last favourite one to my daughter. I don't suppose you could do that with a vibrator.

Do you project something of yourself into the thing?

Are they like shoes? - do they feel more comfortable with time.

 

[AusTess]

I was just talkin to He Who Thinks He's Boos about it.

I told him i needed a new vibrator cos Priscilla had carcked it.
He looked me blankly and said,"But you have the black one,why cant you use that?"

Cos the black one aint the same as the pink one.
Proiscilla as herself was nothing special.
She came fom a GREAT breed is all.
Any one of her breed would do me.

I dont masturbate internally.
I'm more ya clitoral masturbater.
And Priscilla was just the right shape,hit right where i needed her to,and got me there in as quick or as long a time as i decided i wanted.
She just fit.


But so would one of her sisters,just as perfectly.*l*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Turned her on and fucking nothing.
Changed the batteries.
Fucking nothing.
Shook it a little.
Fucking nothing.

She's dead,god damnitt.

There'll never be another like her.

May she rest in peace.She REALLY earnt it.

I feel your pain honey. My blue dolphin died the other day.... but hey I have memories of the great times but no photos to remember

My husband pulled him apart and tried surgery on him but he has departed and gone on to meet Neptune.......

 

[freescorfr]

Seems to me that this is just another "feminine" expense like tamons etc. which should earn tax relief.

 

[AusTess]

Ohhhh.

My thoughts are with you.

I've got Adultshop open now.
they dont seem to have a Priscilla type.

Shit.

This is like when they stop making that PERFECT shade of lipstick.
You KNOW you shoulda bought 10 of em last time.

 

[DopeyAngel]

May Priscilla and the blue dolphin rest in peace. I feel your grief! My little pink friend is starting to sound like an airplane taking off -I think she's on her way out too.....*sob*.....but on a more practical note, I think we should fight for a lifetime guarantee on the whole species, companies are making an awful lot of money from us having to buy new friends all the time.........!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I think we should fight for a lifetime guarantee on the whole species, companies are making an awful lot of money from us having to buy new friends all the time.........!

I agree, I just looked at the invoice and I only bought it last May and paid NZ$116 for it. Six months warranty is not long enough!!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

This is like when they stop making that PERFECT shade of lipstick.
You KNOW you shoulda bought 10 of em last time.

Ahh don't talk to me about lipstick.... I went to buy some more yesterday and they stopped making the colour I use !!!!!!!

 

[AusTess]

Priscilla used to be SO fucking loud.
Well,Mark thought she was loud,i didn't pay much attention.

but i did find if you folded a piece of paper and slipped it in beside the batteries,she wasn't so loud.
Or he didn't bitch as much,anyways.


I think they should be tax free.
And cheap.
A necessity.

Imagine all us crazy women without the outlet of mindblowing orgasms.
Priscilla could make me come harder than any man ever could.

So far.

 

[AusTess]

Ahh don't talk to me about lipstick.... I went to buy some more yesterday and they stopped making the colour I use !!!!!!!

My foundation,an age defying one,Estee Lauder?
Fucking gone.
No more.

How can they do that?
Have they any idea of the ramifications?
Fucking callous bastards.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Priscilla used to be SO fucking loud.

Dolphin sounded like a orbital sander, lol. One night my young daugter came into the bedroom because a noise was keeping her awake, I told her it was the guy next door working in his garage, lol

 

[AusTess]

Dolphin sounded like a orbital sander, lol. One night my young daugter came into the bedroom because a noise was keeping her awake, I told her it was the guy next door working in his garage, lol

My monitor is now covered in bourbon and coke,a cute splattered effect.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

How can they do that?
Have they any idea of the ramifications?
Fucking callous bastards.

Yep, they think all people want to wear black this winter so they brought out more red shades..... never thinking of us redheads who look better with bronze colours....... jerks

 

[DopeyAngel]

It's known as selfishness......they're all the same, no regard for anyone. I don't care if I'm the last person in the world to be using that colour lippy, they should at least write to me and ask me if I want the thousands of reject ones for storage! You know how you can have paint specially mixed to match any colour you choose? They should do that with make up..........

 

[AusTess]

It's known as selfishness......they're all the same, no regard for anyone. I don't care if I'm the last person in the world to be using that colour lippy, they should at least write to me and ask me if I want the thousands of reject ones for storage! You know how you can have paint specially mixed to match any colour you choose? They should do that with make up..........

You are so fucking cute.
No shit.
Just thought i'd tell ya that.
I like public acknowledgements.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

It's known as selfishness......they're all the same, no regard for anyone.

And hey, we will not get into how much they charge for a little tube of the stuff.......

Men, I blame it all on them you know.... rolleyes:


*Mmmm do I feel I little PMS creaping in here, lol*:

 

[AusTess]

I have no PMS.

Just LOO.

Lack Of Orgasms.

I'm quite dangerous.

 

[scylis]

Priscilla could make me come harder than any man ever could.

So far.

now THAT'S a CHALLENGE if i ever heard one!!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I have no PMS. Just LOO. Lack Of Orgasms. I'm quite dangerous.

LOO can be just as dangerous... my man has just got in from karate so I think I'll let him do some Tongue Fu on me to release my stress

*night night*

 

[sarahuk4]

Dopey Angel , have you been to Anne Summers recently , got some lovely new soft pilable toys in there now .lol.lol...guess who went in last week !!!...lol.lol...and has a permanent smile on her face ....good one with little balls on it !!!..lol.lol....

Do you have Anne Summers over in Australia , Tess, or New Zealand , T.H. ?.....

 

[DopeyAngel]

It can be an extremely dangerous state of mind AusTess! Did you know that if you prove that you had PMS when you kill someone you can get away with a lighter sentence because it's viewed as insanity? I wonder if you could get wawy with it with the condition LOO? I'm going to test that theory! On pink people and make up manufacturers; you're right TH it's because they're a bunch of fucking men! It must have been a man that also decided you only loose two tablespoons of 'stuff' during you're period (sorry that was a bit foul)! I'm taking that cute thing as a compliment Aus - I usually associate it with puppies but then look at my av! LOL!

 

[AusTess]

No challenge,no one could do Priscillas job like she did.
Except another priscilla.
Trust me on this.


Nigh nigh TH.



I could kill my husband and plead insanity?
Well fuck,In Aus,I'd be lucky to do 5 years.
It's ALMOST worth it.

2 tablespoons my arse.
I bleed a fucking bucket full and dont let ANY man tell you different.

Well,thats what i tell HWTHB,it's good for sympathy,yannow?

 

[AusTess]

Anne Summers?

Nope.
Who the hell is she?

 

[scylis]

you human women are so quick to judge.

*my crotch starts vibrating*

damn thing always goes off when women are nearby.

*to my vibrating...well...*
do you mind? i'm trying to have a pleasant conversation!

sorry. damn thing has a mind of it's own.