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Date: Tue Mar 27 13:32:50 2001
From: Alanis Morissette the Cake-Farter
Subject: Alanis farting and shitting on a cake
Alanis bowing down with her naked ass to a cake
Blowing a silent but deadly wind
smells like hell, rotten eggs and shit absorbs on the cream cake
1,000,000,000 e-coli germs now inhabit the stinky cake
Alanis Morissette grunts and farts a putrid 6 sec. long one
Candles quench, instead of lighting
Alanis, disappointed of not being able to light her fart shits on the cake
Date: Tue Mar 27 13:32:50 2001
From: Alanis Morissette the Cake-Farter
Subject: Alanis farting and shitting on a cake
Alanis bowing down with her naked ass to a cake
Blowing a silent but deadly wind
smells like hell, rotten eggs and shit absorbs on the cream cake
1,000,000,000 e-coli germs now inhabit the stinky cake
Alanis Morissette grunts and farts a putrid 6 sec. long one
Candles quench, instead of lighting
Alanis, disappointed of not being able to light her fart shits on the cake