Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade

[Guest]

Movie (2005) Nikki Nova, Katie James, Cheyenne Silver

Three beautiful explorers enter a jungle to search for an idol that turns women into sexual slaves.

And right now Oklahoma Jones and California Jones are doing the nasty while naked in a field except for their leather boots.

Honestly - why can't I write fiction like this?

 

[Oblimo]

...are they in the Avocado Jungle of Death, by any chance?

 

[Guest]

...are they in the Avocado Jungle of Death, by any chance?

No, but they are on Cinemax at this very moment.

(Be afraid. Be very afraid.)

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

Movie (2005) Nikki Nova, Katie James, Cheyenne Silver

Three beautiful explorers enter a jungle to search for an idol that turns women into sexual slaves.

And right now Oklahoma Jones and California Jones are doing the nasty while naked in a field except for their leather boots.

Honestly - why can't I write fiction like this?

Are you sure it's fiction?

 

[Oblimo]

No, but they are on Cinemax at this very moment.

Ah, late night Cinemax. That's where I learned that, whenever two women go on a shopping trip or a sightseeing tour together, they will invariably have sex afterwards, typically in soft focus.

 

[Guest]

Ah, late night Cinemax. That's where I learned that, whenever two women go on a shopping trip or a sightseeing tour together, they will invariably have sex afterwards, typically in soft focus.

With pert nipples.

And thongs.

And a poor soundtrack.

 

[Guest]

OK - at this moment, I kid you not, there are people in gorilla suits dancing behind the three naked women and the ape princess.

It was too much for us - we turned away.

 

[The_Darkness]

Bow-chicka-bow-wow!

 

[rgraham666]

Movie (2005) Nikki Nova, Katie James, Cheyenne Silver

Three beautiful explorers enter a jungle to search for an idol that turns women into sexual slaves.

And right now Oklahoma Jones and California Jones are doing the nasty while naked in a field except for their leather boots.

Honestly - why can't I write fiction like this?

Um, good taste?

 

[Oblimo]

we turned away.

My wife hates watching porn with me; I can't help but play Mystery Porn Theater 3000.

With film at least, I always prefer a sexy story to graphic sex. Hottest movie in the past 10 years?

Secretary. Damn, now that's a movie.

 

[Guest]

Um, good taste?

Kisses, Rob.

 

[rgraham666]

Kisses, Rob.

You're welcome.