Al Franken's Hate email of the day: FUNNY

[thebullet]

The Hate E-Mail of the Day
In poem-form!

Dear Al Frankenstein
you should make love
to a porcupine

It's called a
"backwoods vasectomy"
Something that's needed
for the sake of humanity

You got two wonderful kids
but alas, they're anomalies
the next Frankenspawn
will be a horned Mephistopheles

For either Falwell or Robertson
proclaimed it one day
the Antichrist's father
will be a Jew or a Gay

And since you are both
it's a chance we can't take
please get yourself neutered
you liberal fruitcake

 

[Songcatcher]

Not funny. Just rude not to.

 

[thebullet]

Not funny. Just rude not to.

not to what?

And it is funny... my wife laughed her ass off, and she has absolutely no sense of humor when it comes to these kinds of things.

 

[Huckleman2000]

It's offensive as hell.
....but it is funny.

I caught the end of his show, when he recaps "What we've learned today", and he mentioned something about "backwoods vasectomy" that only now made any sense to me. Actually, I imagined something worse...

and, not to get too soapboxy, but "inoffensive" is a severely limiting factor when applied to humor. I feel guilt about plenty of stuff, including what I laugh at sometimes. I chalk it up to having a sense of humor.

 

[Guest]

I give it a 7.

It's got a great beat and it's easy to dance to.

 

[thebullet]

Al always posts his hate email of the day. Most of them are boring. This one, however was worthy. And I like funny poetry.

Just about my favorite amusing poem:
I give you now Professor Twist
a conscientous scientist
Trustees proclaimed "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles

While camped along a river side,
One day he missed his blushing bride
She had, his guide informed him later
Been eaten by an alligator
Professor Twist could not but smile
"You mean", he said, "a crocodile."
- Ogden Nash

 

[Huckleman2000]

Al always posts his hate email of the day. Most of them are boring. This one, however was worthy. And I like funny poetry.

Just out of curiosity....
The most famous dirty limerick begins "There once was a man from Nantucket", but you never see the whole thing. As I know it, it goes:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

Is that what everyone else knows?

 

[AppleBiter]

Just out of curiosity....
The most famous dirty limerick begins "There once was a man from Nantucket", but you never see the whole thing. As I know it, it goes:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

Is that what everyone else knows?

That's what I always heard.

 

[DevilishDesires]

Just out of curiosity....
The most famous dirty limerick begins "There once was a man from Nantucket", but you never see the whole thing. As I know it, it goes:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

Is that what everyone else knows?

Yep, that's the one I heard when I was ten...memories, memories.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Just out of curiosity....
The most famous dirty limerick begins "There once was a man from Nantucket", but you never see the whole thing. As I know it, it goes:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it.
He said, with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."

Is that what everyone else knows?

That's the one I heard many years ago but there is another that starts about the same way:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
'Til his young daughter, Nan
Ran off with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

 

[Huckleman2000]

That's the one I heard many years ago but there is another that starts about the same way:

There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
'Til his young daughter, Nan
Ran off with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

Ahhh, now THAT's what I'm talkin about!
I knew there must be other ones out there.