Air Bag Puncturer

[Ginny]

so you're driving along with a raging erection....which you've freed from the confines of your pants....you're involved in an automobile accident....your air bag is released....

would your erect penis puncture the airbag?....rendering it useless....or would your cock deflate faster than the airbag inflates....due to the shock?

hmmmmm.....



SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Driving with an erection has been known to render Car Safety Features such as Driver Side Air Bags ineffective. Quitting driving with a huge boner now greatly reduces your chance of serious injury.

<winking at my love>

 

[LacyLady]

lmao......sorry....i know not funny.......Ginnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy my lobe!!!!!!!!!!! i have missed you!........Hope you had a awesome Christmas and New Years......mine was good........Lobe you!

 

[tyme]

lol the burns on it would be...... ouchie

 

[Ginny]

Lacyyyyyyyyyyyy......oh too damn funny....i was just about to bump your av threead....to see if anyone had heard from you....yayyy!

Happyyyy New Year!

i lobe you!

 

[tortoise]

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Driving with an erection has been known to render Car Safety Features such as Driver Side Air Bags ineffective. Quitting driving with a huge boner now greatly reduces your chance of serious injury.

<winking at my love>

LMAO!

I wish I could find your "Turtle vs. Volkswagen" Perry Mason parody. That was an absolute classic!

I love you madly, sweet girl.

 

[islandman]

Must learn to stop opening Ginny-threads in the office...............

 

[Ginny]

I wish I could find your "Turtle vs. Volkswagen" Perry Mason parody. That was an absolute classic!

lol.....i thought about the lawsuit when i ran across the weenie/steering pic....omg...i got so tickled writing that thang....i can still hear the courtroom door slamming back....as the airbag puncturer dildo aparatus was wheeled in.....lol your face....grandma's face....<snickering>




i guess this could really be a serious thread....you know...kinda like running with a knife sort of warning....driving with a 'rection....could be dangerous to your manjunk...even a fender bender could harm your manlymanhood.....<lightbulb going off>....i bet we could make a killing if we designed an Erection Protection Safety Device....even more if it masturbated the penis while protecting it....hmmmm....even more still if it had a handy dandy ejaculate collector tip....to help keep your car clean.....<nodding>

 

[tortoise]

i guess this could really be a serious thread....

What means this word serious...?

you know...kinda like running with a knife sort of warning....driving with a 'rection....could be dangerous to your manjunk...even a fender bender could harm your manlymanhood.....<lightbulb going off>....i bet we could make a killing if we designed an Erection Protection Safety Device....even more if it masturbated the penis while protecting it....hmmmm....even more still if it had a handy dandy ejaculate collector tip....to help keep your car clean.....<nodding>

The Erection Cup! Act now while supplies last! Operators are standing by! Don't delay! If you call within the next 10 minutes, you'll also receive this handy-dandy Electroejaculator, complete with a suction tip!

 

[Ginny]

lmao electroejaculator.....would be great addition to the prototype....but does this mean we have to split profits with PetMonkey?



lol serious.....

 

[tortoise]

I'm sure he'd be quite content if we just put him in charge of product testing and quality control, baby. He's easy like that.

 

[teddybear4play]

I would be afraid of any penis that could puncture an air-bag, no matter how hard it is.

And if I were a woman, I wouldn't want to stick anything that sharp anywhere inside me. It'd be like fucking a sword.

TB4p

 

[Ginny]

 

[Ginny]

I would be afraid of any penis that could puncture an air-bag, no matter how hard it is.

lol....really?

 

[Guest]

ROTFLMAO

So, Ginny, this is for H.S. Drivers Ed, right?


"An Accident Waiting to Happen"



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[Ginny]

lol....."You must absolutely, never ever drive with an erection. If your penis swells while you are driving your automobile, slowly move to the shoulder of the road and stop your car. Wait until the erection subsides or masturbate to relieve it before proceeding back out onto the highway."

 

[Guest]

lol....."You must absolutely, never ever drive with an erection. If your penis swells while you are driving your automobile, slowly move to the shoulder of the road and stop your car. Wait until the erection subsides or masturbate to relieve it before proceeding back out onto the highway."

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"And never, EVER, attempt cellphone cyber sex while driving your automobile. Remember, two hands on the wheel at all times."





Tomorrow, we'll cover the subject of having your boyfriend and or girlfriend in the car with you to perform masturbatory sex while you are driving. And, yes, we will be showing several video clips on the do's and don't's.

 

[Ginny]

 

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[tortoise]

Now that is one snazzy mesh shirt!

Heh.

 

[Ginny]

i knew you'd like the shirt, baby....

 

[tortoise]

"Can you play Eine Kleine Nachtmusik on a car horn with your penis? A girl's gotta have her standards."

 

[Ginny]

well....can you?

 

[tortoise]

Almost. The second movement always trips me up.

 

[Ginny]

it's the cum splattered on the steering wheel from the first movement, huh?

gotta have a clean horn....to play...is what i always say!