Aint that the truth!!

Naked Hunny

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A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap.
Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas"?

The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe".

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."

"No", says the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken!"


Now how many people hear always paired GI Joe with Barbie?
 
I always put barbie with my brother's G.I. Joe, they weren't in love though, she was his P.O.W.! He would always keep her in his cage thingy on the back of his truck, naked!
Yes I know, I was a sadistic child. But I thought it was funny.
 
Well...

Kitten Eyes said:
Nope, I paired Barbie with Batman.


I thought Batman was gay, cause I always saw him paired off with Robin?

LMAO.



EZ
 
My Barbie was always paired up with another Barbie... or Skipper. Hey, I was a sick fuckin' kid! :D
 
So? I would have Lady Jay leap from the edge of my bed and Meraculously impale herself on Dukes throbbing cock! How's that for sick?! With the Baroness watching no less!
 
Ravenloft said:
So? I would have...


So...so...so....? After having seen two women in a 69 in one of my dad's Penthouses, I put two Barbies in that position. :p
 
Re: Well...

Ezzy said:
Kitten Eyes said:
Nope, I paired Barbie with Batman.

I thought Batman was gay, cause I always saw him paired off with Robin?

Barbie made Batman send the little brat off to boarding school. ;)
 
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