jaF0
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... those damned voice response phone attendants.
AVR: What can I help you with? Just say 'order status' or 'place order' for example.
Me: Shut the fuck up and get somebody on the phone.
AVR: I didn't get that. Just say 'order status' or 'place order' for example.
Me: I said shut the fuck up and answer the fucking phone.
AVR: I'm sorry, I still didn't get that. Let's try something else. Press one for 'order status'. Press two to place an order.
Me: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
AVR: That's not a valid extension, let's start again from the beginning ....
Me: <silence>
AVR: I didn't hear anything. Are you still there?
AVR: What can I help you with? Just say 'order status' or 'place order' for example.
Me: Shut the fuck up and get somebody on the phone.
AVR: I didn't get that. Just say 'order status' or 'place order' for example.
Me: I said shut the fuck up and answer the fucking phone.
AVR: I'm sorry, I still didn't get that. Let's try something else. Press one for 'order status'. Press two to place an order.
Me: 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
AVR: That's not a valid extension, let's start again from the beginning ....
Me: <silence>
AVR: I didn't hear anything. Are you still there?
