ahhhhh, yes.. Prom....

[scylis]

ok, so it is prom night for one of the schools in Sioux Falls (where i work) tonight. on my way home, i pass this golf course out in the country. when i was nearing it tonight, it was about 8:30 or so, so it was still light enough to see sorta well. a little ways ahead of me, a couple of cars and a big SUV pull off to the side of the road, and a group of fancy-dressed people pile out. they then headed off down a hill. i'll give ya three guesses as to what they're doing right now, and the first two don't count..

i was half tempted to stop a little ways down the road and go and follow them for a little while, but it was still too light out.. aahh, well...

so what the hell is it about golf courses that makes them the spot to sneak into and fool around?

 

[Persephone]

I thought it was supposed to be graveyards?

Hmmm, maybe that's just me.

 

[Mistress]

Hell no...sex on Golf Course now!

 

[Mensa]

Plus you get to dress funny

What is it with golf courses and sex?

Well you start out with a wood but as you progress towards your target you switch to iron. Finally you putter around and drop your balls into the hole. Then you get to brag about how many strokes it took you to finish. The younger you are the more holes you can handle. If you're a beginner you could do nine holes in one night. If you've done it before, eighteen. But to handle more than eighteen in one night you'd definitely have to be a pro!!

 

[Guest]

OOOh prom

Ahh since the topic of prom was brought up...
I shall share my horrible prom story


I had just broken up with my boyfriend, and I had no date and the prom was less than a week a way. As any teenage gal would do... I freaked... and one of my ex's called. He was four years older than me and didn't go to his prom so he said that he had 'heard' that I didn't have a date, and basically invited himself. He even had his tux already. Well rather than going alone or not going at all, (I had bought a really expensive dress) I said ok. Well we went, we ARGUED the entired time. He didn't dance. It was AWFUL.
Well we ended up leaving an hour into the prom, and you know... prom night usually means Hotel Room. NOT FOR MY DATE. He was so fucking cheap he didn't even pay for ANYTHING. So I get dropped off at his PARENTS house... and they have to take me home. Mind you, its only 10:00. So I get home, and I promised myself I would never talk to him again... and it worked

and later I found out why he argued with me and why no room..... he had just found out he liked men... not women.


anyway I thought I would share LOL

 

[Willing and Unsure]

my prom night.... where to start with that....
i found out that night that my date had never been out with a girl (so basically he's never touched one even). he was afraid to dance with me, so we didnt dance until i dragged him onto the dancefloor pretty much kicking and screaming. and what made it even better was that he didnt even have the decency to tell me i looked nice.

i did have a good time though (with a few other people since he was ignoring me). my two best friends went with us which really helped me out a lot that night.

 

[cherrypop]

ahhhhh, prom...

I think I blocked them out! LoL

 

[cherrypop]

Oooooooo....

Okay, one exception...
A bunch of my friends and I almost got kicked outa my senior prom for a lil dirty dancin'!!!! *g* Now thattttttt was fun. Hehehe

 

[bluntforcemama]

Golf Courses

are soft when you lay in them.

 

[Weevil]

As someone who left quite a divet on his Prom Night I'd just like to say that the connection is simple.

Nothing is quite so Erotic as having sex in a Sand Trap with dozens of sprinklers going off......


We probably should have let the foursome behind us play through tho'

Or at least waited until after the Prom, After the golfers had actually left.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I LIKE that sand trap!

 

[unusuallyconfused]

The prom became my destiny for the rest of my life, It really sucked. I went with my boyfriend and needless to say ended up in a very shady motel. It was very cool that night. I had an argument because #1 he says after a few minutes, you do the work!, and #2, afterwords, (his not my pleasure) he decides to be stupid and take the covers. Not very romantic! I proceed to put on my clothes and walk out the door, he chases in car, I was pissed The next thing I know a month later, I'm pregnant. The boyfriend became husband and later ex-husband. Damn, I was only eighteen and he was the first guy I had sex with. Very pathetic.

The stupidity of youth.

 

[Weevil]

Moi Aussi. I sure hate to think of the golfer who had to try to shoot out of the impression left by my ass.

"hmmmmmm, I think I'll need the pitching wedge for this one"

 

[bluntforcemama]

The golfer that saw my imprint in the sand had a hard on for the other 5 holes... and I know because I golfed with him.

 

[Weevil]

See, If I ever design a Course, I'll ask high school kids to leave those impressions on purpose. Kind of make it a theme course.

 

[PL~Shadow Lover]

You mean the kids didn't go there to put in a few rounds before prom? *feigned attempt at an innocent look*

 

[willywanker]

I'm sure it's been posted on here, but have you folks seen the rules for Bedroom Golf??? Cracks me up.

The one thing that cracks me up about Proms is this. We all know exactly what the plan is, drop by the Prom, dance a little, get your picture made to prove you were there and then off to the no-tell motel for a night of sex. So my question is this.

How come we are still letting out kids go???????? Do you for some weird reason think your kid is different?

I went to two proms, mine and wife number two's. And yes, before you ask, I was at 24 one of the oldest dates there. But they both ended the same, drunken sex in a hotel room.


My daughter is 13, turning 14 in a couple of months. Why did I even have to start thinking about this now??????

 

[Weevil]

Well, Mine was my Senior Prom and I was 18 so whether or not my Mom wanted me to go was somewhat irrelevant.

 

[Renegade]

I'm starting to feel an all new appreciation for the Wonderful World of Golf.