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AHHH.... the AirBorn Express guy just saw me Naked!!!

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Jade

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Originally posted by Gil:
Yes...it was a UPS delivery girl, and I never did get my damn package...grumble.
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Gil,... maybe you didn't "get" a package but at least she "saw" one!!

Fallen Angel... oh god!! was she ever "nekked" though?? (evilly hoping yes) too many have seen me in my underwear but naked... oh god!!

dixon, havocman, stone's throw.... you are all such brats!! out, out out I say! (covering self with huge robe)

shyguy.. glad to oblige.... your imagination surely can outdue reality on this one trust me!

xander.... that brings up a good point... how often does this happen for these people?? what is the turnover rate at those places (if it's low then I suppose we know why then don't we!!).

~Jade
 
Oh Yeah ... outta' the shower downstairs to get the Sunday paper outta the mailbox ... HELLO Jehovah's Witness Door to Door Annoyance Specialists. Almost had a traumatic amputation of certain vital parts trying to close the damn door. Happens to the best of us, I wouldn't worry about it.
 
Went to a conference in NYC once. The airline lost my bags. When we got there I had one change of clothes in my overnight and I decided to freshen up. Hopped in the shower, and heard something in my room. Thought it was my boyfriend (at the time) and stepped on out to say hi (or something like that) when I noticed that this was NOT my bf, but a bellboy who was about to fall all over himself. EEEEEEEEKKKKKK. I ran back into the shower to the sound of him apologizing profusely. It seems the airline had delivered my bags and my bf had seen the bellboy on the elevator and told him to put the bag on the bed. On a lighter note, we did get excellent service all week. From now on, I will flash all of the bellboys at any hotel I stay at!

~Southern~
 
hmmm well wasn't a delivery boy but one day while my husband slept (he worked the night shift) i sat my little girl in front of barney (don't knock barney he works!) locked the front door and took a shower. When i turned off the water i heard my daughter being very loud and thought she was singing with barney.So i ran out to hush her and she had let one of our friends in the house! Who knew she could unlock the door?
I couldn't look that person in the face for a while! *giggling*
 
Sorry I'm late... Cue the music Havocman!

Ready? *Ahem!*

Bow-chica-bow-bow!
 
AHHHH..... I heard the doorbell ring, and went to go answer it. I was naked b/c I was about to go take a shower, and well, I forgot the blinds were open!! (actually I didn't know that they were!)

I went running to the bathroom and threw on some clothes but I think the damage was already done...
He just wouldn't stop smiling, I think seeing a naked woman made his day!? (good morning!!!!) Or do deliverymen normally grin from ear to ear...?
(He offered to carry the packages inside for me... lol)

But seriously ... PLEASE tell me has this ever happened to anyone of you EVER???

Please make me feel better about this!!! ANYONE!!??

:eek:

~Jade
 
Jade,

that was YOU? I've been delivering packages in my spare time to make ends meet, but never imagined stuff like this would happen.
 
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Jade

He sure got a treat!! I wouldn't have minded that at all, man what a image that's in my mind right now! WOW :D


ShyGuy
 
LOL Well I guess that that kind of thing happens more often than you might think.
We live way out in the sticks and my wife used to swear that the meter reader only came when she was running around in just panties. One of the problems was that the dogs were used to him and his truck and would not bark when he showed up.
 
Yes...it was a UPS delivery girl, and I never did get my damn package...grumble.
 
Not me but my next door neighbor. Recently she installed new window coverings in her upstairs bathroom. She must think they block the view from outside. Well they do until evening when she turns on the lights in that bathroom. Those blinds are then just like tissue paper. I was never a voyeur until she changed those blinds. Now I watch every evening as she and her daughter emerge from there showers. It is like there is no window covering at all. I hope she never comes outside at night and looks up for if she does then she'll probably change them Or maybe Not! :D
 
Jade I can't find my yellow pages; would ya mind looking up Airborn for me and emailing me the number of their recruitment section?
 
Jade...one question- was he hot?

I've been caught naked only once. This past winter my house was being remodeled. One morning, I was sleeping (obviously nude) and these guys burst into my room. I sit up totally f*cking clueless and cursing bloody hell for being woken up! They quickly exited; apologizing.
I was hysterical in my room for about 15 minutes, laughing my ass off. I swear the guys never looked at me directly again. I didn't mind so much because they were both quite cute. Perhaps the little slut in me. :D
I think that's shallow, because I'd probably have really minded if it was some old, fat, bald dude (can't believe I just typed dude). I just don't want to be the fantasy of someone that I wouldn't have a fantasy about in return. Sheesh, now I sound like an egotist. I'll stop now!

:D
 
Jade, I think I need to get a delivery real soon....I was wondering, did you get his name? I sure could use a vouyuer or two, or three...hey I think I need to get alot of packages delivered come to think of it...
mmmm, yes at least once a day, at shower time...any delivery guys out there, or guy that deliver??
 
Jade, hon, I know you've been hanging around literotica long enough to know that when a delivery guy catches ya naked at the door, you're supposed to fuck him and write a story about it....

We're waiting.....
 
heh,heh,heh...you're a very baaad boy Lasher.

Welcome aboard FlyingBob, did you read the Bob's Galore thread before registering?

Li'l Moo, where do I unpack, or should I just watch? Oooops, guess that was a little too close to home, huh?
 
Well that's one way to look at it...but delivery is the operative word, how it is delivered is another matter all together depending on taste and circumstances...
Just remember Podner.... I hate early deliveries, so never before 9 am okay?
Other than that, have you got a package for me mister?
 
Never before 0900, huh? Does that include anytime after midnight?

Sleep with one eye open and NEVER on your stomach...muhawhahhah.
 
Just this Mon I was running past the picture window nekked to go down to the basement to get me some clean panties & stuff to wear to work.


Now you have to picture this.... the people who built this house made the living room into a "fishbowl." There is a big bay window facing the front and instead of a solid wall opposite the window there is anothere big picture window. SOOOO, you can see from our back yard to our front ayrd. And drapes??? Well, they wanted sunlight all the time & the drapes were designed to only decorate the sides of the windows. THey do not go accross the windows, so it is as if the drapes are ALWAYS open.

Now, sometimes I run past nekked to get to the kitchen for a drink of water, but it is usually dark. Mon I did it at 8am, and there were roofers across the street and the gas meter reader walking past the back window. OMG!!! Talk aboot embarassed. I thought I was gonna die!! And the meter reader was quite a fine looking black man!!!
 
I cant believe it Jade, I came home today and tucked between my screen and front door was an "airborn express" package. I have never ever gotten one before... And to think, I missed the delivery guy..
Story of my life.
Hey Gil:
Did you sneak over when I was gone? Darn it, I told you to deliver it personally, no hit and runs...
You just have to redeliver it tomorrow.
Dont forget the uniform, women just love a man in uniform, but then you know that already dont you??
 
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