ahem...

A bottle of wine is good for you because it helps you forget about your gray pubes while using a vibrator on the other woman.
 
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I will gladly field the adultery subject, i am somewhat of an expert at it. Lol
 
ok here are some topics...

1. Why drinking a whole bottle of wine in a night is good for you.
2. Grey pubes
3. Adultery
4. Sex toys
5. Other

1. Why drinking a whole bottle of wine in a night is good for you.
It's alleged red wine is good for your heart. More red, better heart. It's the headache in the morning no one talks about though...

2. Grey pubes
Either an excellent way to announce that you/I have arrived to a certain place in life. Or the time to become very comfortable with sharp things around one's dainty parts.

Or... a time to offer help in intimate grooming. Would m'lady like a trim? Carefully done?

3. Adultery
Ashley Madison? Giving out your credit card to an online company and expecting privacy in this day and age?

On the other hand. They did have a point, life is short and...

4. Sex toys
Please?

5. Other
Lying in the grass under a full moon, a comfortable blanket under us. The picnic was lovely, the wine drunk and now our hands <fill in the blank starting here>.
 
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