AH Sports Bar

[blackhaus7]

OK. I ran this past sweetsubsarah.

(Since I'm a minor player here and she's not)

And I decided that a sports bar should go well with ABSTRUSIONS.

When Dranoel and I were arguing over racing, it occured to me that a sportsbarwould be the prefect place for that. And when the World Cup was in session, it would be a good place to show up.

So here it is. Baseball, Football (American or Canadian), Hockey, Football (soccer), Auto Racing, Basketball, Track, Field, Cyclling, Golf. I know there's more, but I can't think of any at the moment.

But just because I can't think of them doesn't mean they doesn't exist.

Tally ho!

 

[Guest]

I am honored to be the first to draw up a stool.

Rum and coke, baby!

Let's christen the bar!

 

[blackhaus7]

I am honored to be the first to draw up a stool.

Rum and coke, baby!

Let's christen the bar!

Not fair.

You would.

 

[Guest]

,,,,,

 

[blackhaus7]

I am honored to be the first to draw up a stool.

Rum and coke, baby!

Let's christen the bar!

Rum and Coke?

I just saw this.

You don't want a Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat? It's on tap.

 

[blackhaus7]

I'm game for that.

OK, Dran. let's talk racing.

 

[Guest]

Rum and Coke?

I just saw this.

You don't want a Boulevard Unfiltered Wheat? It's on tap.

Lemon slices?

 

[blackhaus7]

Lemon slices?

Here, yes.

 

[Guest]

Here, yes.

Then yes, thank you.

Nice place. Lots of good quality memorabilia, not too many naked babe pics - just enough to compliment the decor, and my favorite beer on tap.

 

[blackhaus7]

Then yes, thank you.

Nice place. Lots of good quality memorabilia, not too many naked babe pics - just enough to compliment the decor, and my favorite beer on tap.

And I learned this from ABS. The booze and beer is free. I won't try to charge for shit.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Every sports bar needs a cheerleader:

http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smileys2/goteamkris3lw.gif

 

[blackhaus7]

Every sports bar needs a cheerleader:

http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smileys2/goteamkris3lw.gif

Works for me.

 

[Guest]

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[blackhaus7]

This help?

http://www.gamestar.de/images/aktuell/babes/worldracing_flagge2.jpg

Yeah, but how do you get rid of her top?

 

[Guest]

Yeah, but how do you get rid of her top?

Photoshop?

 

[Guest]

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[Tom Collins]

Yeah, but how do you get rid of her top?

Tequilla.

 

[blackhaus7]

Tequilla.

Not how do we get rid of your top..............

 

[Tom Collins]

Not how do we get rid of your top..............

Vodka.

 

[Guest]

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[blackhaus7]

One triple Grey Goose, coming up.

Thanks, Dran. I can use all the help I can get.

 

[blackhaus7]

-This is, after all, a self-serve bar.

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

Here's another babe pic for your wall.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/poster-fairlane.jpg

 

[blackhaus7]

I'm fairly sure it has a button/snap/hook/zipper somewhere. Christ, man, you've done it before!

You have done it before, haven't you?

Um, yeah. But it's been a while.