AH Santa Needed! Apply Here! No Experience Needed!

[3113]

I think the AH should hire one of it's own to be Santa this year. That doesn't mean said Santa needs to give gifts to everyone, but said Santa would be required to pick an appropriate Santa Avatar and open up a thread where He/She would say: "And what would you like for Xmas this year young lady/man?"

And give all the AHer's a chance to sit on his/her lap and tell him/her what they'd like for Xmas this year.

Is there an enterprising soul willing to put on the Santa Suit and sit on a Santa chair surrounded by helpful elves and have his/her lap warmed by the bottoms of AH residents eager to tell him their most secret-secret holiday gift wish?

You must be:
(1) Of legal age
(2) A frequent visitor to the AH (so you can keep the Santa thread going)
(3) Know how to make shy AHer's feel comfortable sitting on your lap and telling you their secret wishes.
(4) Know how to hand out candy canes

Any interested volunteers?

 

[cloudy]

Remember when Mat and I did that Santa gift thread, and everybody had to write a short excerpt of how they were going to use their gift?



*sigh* Those were the days.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I nominate the Emperor Nero. Anyone that jolly just has Santa in his veins.

 

[3113]

I nominate the Emperor Nero. Anyone that jolly just has Santa in his veins.

Nominations are certainly welcome, but the nominee has to want the job

 

[OneLustyWench]

I nominate the Emperor Nero. Anyone that jolly just has Santa in his veins.

I teased him all the time about kids following him around like they thought he was Santa in the off season.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

You mean he's not??

 

[OneLustyWench]

You mean he's not??

Nope, sorry. I like having him next to me by a fire on Christmas Eve.
*kinda possessive sometimes*

 

[3113]

Nope, sorry. I like having him next to me by a fire on Christmas Eve.
*kinda possessive sometimes*

D'ya think he'd like the job? That is, if you're willing to share him with the rest of us for a bit. We promise he'll be all yours on Xmas eve

 

[glynndah]

A bump for the night crew.

 

[3113]

What? No takers? Are we Aher's destined to remain "lapless" this year? No Santa? Have we really been that naughty?

(That was a rhetorical question)

 

[_Lynn_]

What? No takers? Are we Aher's destined to remain "lapless" this year? No Santa? Have we really been that naughty?

(That was a rhetorical question)

I'm always innocent.

 

[Dianthus]

What? No takers? Are we Aher's destined to remain "lapless" this year? No Santa? Have we really been that naughty?

(That was a rhetorical question)

I deserve to sit in Santa's lap.

I've been a very good girl this year. I can provide references, if required.

 

[lance gt]

I'd like to nominate Babs as Santa. She's friendly and always nice and handles a candy cane very seductively as well.

Maybe JBJ would like to try it out. Has the right look, just need the suit and jock cup to keep him in line.

 

[Handley_Page]

I deserve to sit in Santa's lap.

I've been a very good girl this year. I can provide references, if required.

I get the impression that this might also apply to Mistress Lynn, too.

 

[_Lynn_]

I get the impression that this might also apply to Mistress Lynn, too.

I'm very good.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I get the impression that this might also apply to Mistress Lynn, too.

So, with all these good girls, where does Santa get in the line about his warm hand sliding up the inner thigh of the pretty girl until he touched the juice slicked hardness of her clit. Not a great advert for a lit Santa methinks.

What about you guys?

 

[lance gt]

So, with all these good girls, where does Santa get in the line about his warm hand sliding up the inner thigh of the pretty girl until he touched the juice slicked hardness of her clit. Not a great advert for a lit Santa methinks.

What about you guys?

I'd be just that kind of Santa EO. That's why I'm not in the running. I thought a nice, big orgasm would be a great Christmas present for the girls.

 

[neci]

*note to self. once Santa has been decided, wear a skirt when going to sit on his lap*

 

[_Lynn_]

So, with all these good girls, where does Santa get in the line about his warm hand sliding up the inner thigh of the pretty girl until he touched the juice slicked hardness of her clit. Not a great advert for a lit Santa methinks.

What about you guys?

Oh, this was a 'non-erotic lit' Santa.

He slicked back his damp hair, warmed his hands over the fire, and stared at the old picture on the hard wall of a pretty girl. Grabbing his glass of juice, he thought about the year he met her when he played Santa . . .

 

[cloudy]

I'd like to nominate Babs as Santa. She's friendly and always nice

No, she's not, but I'll let you to find that out on your own.

 

[lance gt]

No, she's not, but I'll let you to find that out on your own.

Interesting comment.

 

[cloudy]

Interesting comment.

You're very sweet, Lance, but also very innocent in some ways. You haven't been around here very long.

Take that however you like.

 

[lance gt]

You're very sweet, Lance, but also very innocent in some ways. You haven't been around here very long.

Take that however you like.

Thanks for the nice comment Cloudy and I do tend to look for the good in people before I look for anything else. I haven't seen anything that would lead me to feel that way about Babs though.
It's always the hidden agendas that get me though.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

*note to self. once Santa has been decided, wear a skirt when going to sit on his lap*

Short one and no panties. Then see what's coming for Xmas.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I'd be just that kind of Santa EO. That's why I'm not in the running. I thought a nice, big orgasm would be a great Christmas present for the girls.

No, you have to perform every time a girl comes into your grotto. Didn't 3113 give you the terms and conditions?