Ah Office Christmas Party!

[3113]

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome to....

THE AUTHOR'S HANGOUT, INC. OFFICIAL YULETIDE OFFICE PARTY!​

Make sure to pick up a holiday hat...

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Mingle...

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Have a drink....

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Laugh....

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Put a gift under the tree...

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Sit on Santa's Lap...

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And remember to get into the spirit of the season!

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Happy Party Everyone!

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[rgraham666]

Luckily, I've delegated all the important work around here. So the boss gets here first.

I'll keep out of sight. I don't want to ruin the party for my peons, I mean employees.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Looks like I came back just in time!

 

[rgraham666]

Looks like I came back just in time!

Hi Selena. So nice to see you.

Mind if I take a lick? Of your candy cane, that is.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Hi Selena. So nice to see you.

Mind if I take a lick? Of your candy cane, that is.

careful, it's sticky!

 

[rgraham666]

careful, it's sticky!

Good. I like sticky. Sluuuuuurp!

 

[egelante]

Ooh! hello all, and merry Advent!

 

[JPMMURPHY]

Feliz Navidad!

And a happy new one to everyone at AH. Damn, that year went quick.



And someone needs to get out the x-mas smilies.

 

[elsol]

Right up front... I'd like to give legal and binding permission for all and sundry to sexually harass me.

You don't even have to be drunk.

 

[3113]

Right up front... I'd like to give legal and binding permission for all and sundry to sexually harass me.

You don't even have to be drunk.

Well, I'm starting a conga line that's going to weave it's way down to the mailroom, back up to secretarial and maybe even make it's way through the executive wing. Join in. Someone's bound to grab your ass

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[jomar]

Hey all, have a drink!

My goodness, Selena. I love that flavor!

 

[cloudy]

Minwendan niibaanamom.

 

[Guest]

I need a drink. A big one.

And then a lap to sit on.

Who's playing Santa?

 

[rgraham666]

Minwendan niibaanamom.

Say that three times fast with marbles in your mouth.

Merry Christmas, beautiful.

 

[cloudy]

I need a drink. A big one.

And then a lap to sit on.

Who's playing Santa?

For you?

um...that would be me.

 

[cloudy]

Say that three times fast with marbles in your mouth.

Merry Christmas, beautiful.

I can't even say it once fast.

 

[rgraham666]

I need a drink. A big one.

And then a lap to sit on.

Who's playing Santa?

My lap's always available for you.

We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

 

[Guest]

For you?

um...that would be me.

My lap's always available for you.

We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Looks like we'll both need to straddle Rob, cloudy.

Er, I mean, Rob's lap.

Think he can handle us both?



(He may have to in Chicago. )

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I'm here. Would someone please turn the heat on?? It's freezing in here!

 

[Guest]

I'm here. Would someone please turn the heat on?? It's freezing in here!

But it makes your nipples perk up in such a delightful way . . .

 

[TxRad]

Hold it down, hold it down, some of us have to work until seven according to that slave driver of a boss.

Uh, is he out of earshot now

If he is then.....

Party Time!!!

 

[Just-Legal]

I'm here! Sorry, the Boss had me... photocopy...something...

 

[rgraham666]

Looks like we'll both need to straddle Rob, cloudy.

Er, I mean, Rob's lap.

Think he can handle us both?



(He may have to in Chicago. )

I can handle you both.

For how long is the big question.

But I'm sure you can keep each other amused between rounds.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

But it makes your nipples perk up in such a delightful way . . .

LOL!

I was not prepared for the serious temp drop today. Last time I checked, the high today was supposed to be in the mid 50s. When I walked out of work this afternoon, the temp was 39! Now it's 35 with a wind chill of 30. I haven't warmed up yet.

 

[rgraham666]

Hi Crim. I agree with sarahh's observation. (drool).

It's seven somewhere, Tx. Party hearty.

No one photocopies the way you do, J-L.