Ah, fuck it!

Shock Chick

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I try, she tries, and it's like pissing in the wind. :rolleyes:

If anybody wants me, I'm behind the bike sheds with a man with a big dick.

Lou's imaginary friend, Shocky. :p
 
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impressive said:
Can I come, too? I promise not to hog it!

:rose:

Yep, of course you can! Poor bloke, he's already got his hands full with Shocky and me to contend with. :D

Lou :rose:

P.S. I'm sure you realise, but, just in case, Shocky is me. ;)
 
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Tatelou said:
P.S. I'm sure you realise, but, just in case, Shocky is me. ;)

I gathered as much.

(I'm dumb, but I'm slow.)
 
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impressive said:
I gathered as much.

(I'm dumb, but I'm slow.)

Don't sell yourself short. With some execise yu could be quick too I know I was slow until ihad my boobs made smaller but that was just cause they kept bouncing in my face when I ran but now their smaller and they still bounce but not as much and I like them better cause they don't hurt my back and I sllep better cept when I have a cold.

Debbie :heart:
 
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impressive said:
I gathered as much.

(I'm dumb, but I'm slow.)

Phew!

Sorry for pointing out that very obvious fact, but there have been plenty of people in the past who haven't realised, and got all arsey about the fact. :rolleyes:

I have my "moments" you see. :D

Lou :kiss:
 
impressive said:
I seem to have fallen into the alter ego thread and I can't get up!

Funny innit??? :D

Bah, some would disagree, but fuck it! :devil:

Yeah, and that!!! :eek:
 
All the signing in and out would get tiresome to me. I is who I is, and whoever else wants out will just have to remain in the depths of my subconscious. (Oh, I might let 'em out in my stories -- maybe.)
 
impressive said:
All the signing in and out would get tiresome to me. I is who I is, and whoever else wants out will just have to remain in the depths of my subconscious. (Oh, I might let 'em out in my stories -- maybe.)

That's not a problem when you have two machines at your disposal. :D
 
Shock Chick said:
That's not a problem when you have two machines at your disposal. :D

Okay, now I'm horny ('cause I can't find the damned bike shed) AND jealous!
 
impressive said:
Okay, now I'm horny ('cause I can't find the damned bike shed) AND jealous!

S'ok, his dick is so big, it will reach you wherever you are. :devil:

:D
 
Shock Chick said:
S'ok, his dick is so big, it will reach you wherever you are. :devil:

:D

You're not kidding! I see it pokin' at my patio doors as we speak!

C'mon in, sparky!

You'll have to excuse me for a bit. Priorities 'n all ...
 
impressive said:
You're not kidding! I see it pokin' at my patio doors as we speak!

C'mon in, sparky!

You'll have to excuse me for a bit. Priorities 'n all ...

Oh, fuck! PMSL!!!!

The images I have now...

LOL!!!

:D
 
Tatelou said:
Um, yes, very nice, CV!

Do you walk with a stagger?

Lou :p
That man is a stagger.


Me? I have three different personas. They all use the same handle.

#L
 
impressive said:
All the signing in and out would get tiresome to me. I is who I is, and whoever else wants out will just have to remain in the depths of my subconscious. (Oh, I might let 'em out in my stories -- maybe.)
It's easier when you have 5 cmputers going in the room you can log in under one account with one and a different account with the other and it can be a lot of fun Specially if you dont tell anyone what your doing Well tell a couple people just cause their friends and you can trust them and stuff.

Debbie :heart:
 
It's all a bloody mess, in't it?

I'm refusing to care at all (otherwise it hurts too much ((boo-hoo))).

Pointlessness (I think that's what I'm grasping ((boo-hoo)).

((That's grasping at, you dim wit)).

I'd rather prefer forget all about it and beeing sucked off whilst trying my best eating a pussy.

Any help: PM me.
 
ChilledVodka said:
It's all a bloody mess, in't it?

I'm refusing to care at all (otherwise it hurts too much ((boo-hoo))).

Pointlessness (I think that's what I'm grasping ((boo-hoo)).

((That's grasping at, you dim wit)).

I'd rather prefer forget all about it and beeing sucked off whilst trying my best eating a pussy.

Any help: PM me.

OMG! I completely agree with you!!!

:eek:

Funny that, I'd prefer to be doing that, too. ;)

Shocky-Lou :rose:
 
Is there a way I dont have to se what that vodka guy says Cause he I think hes dumb and I wa havin fun till he got here now I dont want to talk here anymore.

Debbie:(
 
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