AH Fashion Police

[Chantilyvamp]

Ok there are just some things people should not wear. Be it a combination of colors or just certain clothes in general.

Lets see what kind of fashion arrests all of you think should be made. Feel free to post a photo of the offence if you have one.

I'll start with the first one...

Yesterday I was driving little one to go and get new shoes when I see this woman walking up the street. To say the least you could not tell what her face really looked like because everything from shoulders up was the same color.

She had one of those orange fake tans and her hair was the same color. Then she has on a scarf the same color as her hair and face and to top it off she had the same color of sunglasses!

Talk about taking the color cordination a bit far. She had so much orange going on that you could not focus on what she actually looked like!

 

[cloudy]

I occasionally see people around here with banana clips in their hair. WTF?

 

[shereads]

Pierced eyebrows were one thing, but pierced retinas? Not attractive.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

AH Fashion Police?

Whose fashion needs policing?​

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Rumple Foreskin

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I occasionally see people around here with banana clips in their hair. WTF?

LOL. There's a blast from my childhood, lol.
I'll occasionally pin my hair up with bobby pins and make a pretend banana clip do...
Picture Shelby's wedding hair from 'Steel Magnolias.' It's beautiful! LOL.

Being a hairdresser I see all sorts of fashion dont's... and they usually top it off with hair dont's.

One craze I'll never understand is random piercing.. yes, grab a flap of my cheek and toss an earring in there.. that'll be soooo cool! *shrugs* Maybe I'm just not hip.

And people that mix polka-dots and stripes. What's wrong with you? lol.

 

[rgraham666]

Worst one I ever saw was a man in khaki shorts and sandals. Nothing else. Don't blame him it was a ridiculously hot day.

His mode of dress wouldn't have been so bad, if his stomach literally hadn't hung all the way to his knees.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I am awful at policing fashion- I haven't got a clue! It's been a long time since my modelling days, but even then- I just wore what they put on me.

I admit it- I still think a mullet can look good on the right person... Although I'm not sure who the right person could possibly be

 

[N0madS0uL]

I like everything. I don't really care what people around me wear. As long as they're happy and leave me out, everything's cool.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

-black pantyhose with white pumps. Omg, please, just don't!
-capri pants with socks and shoes. For some reason, this just looks wrong.
-half shirts or even worse, half muscle shirts! Unless you've been shipwrecked and have outgrown your clothes, don't try it.
-fanny packs.
-leather cigarette cases or plastic coin purses, guaranteed to age you anywhere from twenty to sixty years. Go directly to bingo.

 

[CharleyH]

-capri pants with socks and shoes. For some reason, this just looks wrong.

YIKES! People leave the house like that?

Actually, I've always been a big fan of wear whatever suits your personality or need. I think the best fashionists are often those that set the trend. I also think they probably have amazingly colourful 'characters' because they are unique and go against the grain. Fashion isn't much different than literature. There was a time when every one hated "Waiting for Godot" but then they waited and paid a hundred bucks a seat.

 

[slyc_willie]

It still gets me when I see old men wearing black socks pulled all the way up to their knees, with shorts. I think that must be an AARP dress code or something, because I see it everywhere.

Oh, and mu-mus. Why must old ladies wear mu-mus? I mean, they take the time to pull the curlers out of their hair, so why not change out of the mu-mu?

 

[Liar]

-capri pants with socks and shoes. For some reason, this just looks wrong.

So what do ya suggest to capri pants? Rubber boots?

 

[cloudy]

So what do ya suggest to capri pants? Rubber boots?

sandals, of course.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

So what do ya suggest to capri pants? Rubber boots?

LOL. Either flip-flops, sandals, or if you must, sneakers without socks. Someone on television said that men shouldn't wear capri pants, but I think if you're either European or a porn star, or both, you can pull it off.

 

[Guest]

for some reason...i just dont understand the 'murse'
the man purse. it just looks wrong to me

 

[FatDino]

Anything resembles or reminds me of pigeons will have to go to jail now.

 

[FatDino]

for some reason...i just dont understand the 'murse'
the man purse. it just looks wrong to me

Ooh, that reminds me of an episode of "Friends" where Joey buys a "murse" at Rachel's work.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

for some reason...i just dont understand the 'murse'
the man purse. it just looks wrong to me

Hahaha. Just like with the capri pants, you have to either be a rich footballer or a gay porn star to pull off the MANBAG.
http://pablochester.typepad.com/pablochestercom/images/cristianoronaldojeans.jpg

 

[kendo1]

Older women in Scotland like to wear short trousers with black shoes and white socks.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Hahaha. Just like with the capri pants, you have to either be a rich footballer or a gay porn star to pull off the MANBAG.
http://pablochester.typepad.com/pablochestercom/images/cristianoronaldojeans.jpg

Fabulous hair helps too.

 

[Liar]

LOL. Either flip-flops, sandals, or if you must, sneakers without socks.

Except that I'd take one look and think "man, that's gonna get sweaty in a coupla hours".

But don't worry, since I'm not a pornstar, I don't have any capris.

 

[Liar]

Hahaha. Just like with the capri pants, you have to either be a rich footballer or a gay porn star to pull off the MANBAG.

...or both.

 

[SeaCat]

I am stayin out of this one thank you very much. I have gotten way too many comments on my comments about the things people wear.

Cat

 

[Boxlicker101]

It still gets me when I see old men wearing black socks pulled all the way up to their knees, with shorts. I think that must be an AARP dress code or something, because I see it everywhere.

Oh, and mu-mus. Why must old ladies wear mu-mus? I mean, they take the time to pull the curlers out of their hair, so why not change out of the mu-mu?

What's wrong with a muu-muu? They are probably very comfortable, especially in the heat. They're not sexy, but so what?

 

[Dar~]

Okay, I realize that fashion travels in 20 year gaps, but slouch boots with spike heels and lace bottomed tights with miniskirts over them . . .NO!!!!and please stop wearing yellow with black. if you were meant to be a Bumblebee, you would have been born one.

Hair, 1 word Sanjaya