After tomorrow morning

This is the second time in like ten minutes I've been called evil for just being a little wicked. Evil would be to cut your breast off and throw it at the waiter. Spilling food on you is just...mischievous.

that made me laugh
 
I always say that if the truth bothers you, you should change it.

And god was definitely not on the zoning board at any time anywhere in New Jersey either.


Thanks dude. You seem to want to find fault with anywhere I live. I am eight minutes away from NYC. That should rate me some cool points
 
Depends on the cost of her clothing. If it's designer, that's pure evil.
Well, she's Italian, so for sure her shoes will be worth a fortune.
that made me laugh
That's why I'm here, baby. And to pick on LittleCupCake.
Thanks dude. You seem to want to find fault with anywhere I live. I am eight minutes away from NYC. That should rate me some cool points

I've always said that NYC is an interesting nuisance, an endlessly fascinating utter pain in the ass.
 
This is the second time in like ten minutes I've been called evil for just being a little wicked. Evil would be to cut your breast off and throw it at the waiter. Spilling food on you is just...mischievous.

....well it was a bit over the top calling it evil....
now, however...you are not coming at touching distance to my breast....you just made me shiver...
 
Well, she's Italian, so for sure her shoes will be worth a fortune.

i have many many pairs of shoes..but i am a smart shopper, or so i like to think.
if you happen to spill anything on my clothes...well...we can discuss these details if and when the occurrence actually happens.
 
Thanks. Now tell me where I should live

You? I think a good match would be some remote village in Wales.

Oh, see, now I think you're evil for even THINKING about defacing her lovely Italian shoes.
Moi? I would never. I still want to get in her pants.
Dude..... NINJA.

I could disembowel you and feed your viscera to my drake without even cracking a smile.
Drake? How...middle school.
it made me grab my boobs
Wait...something is wrong here...
What;s to like about Ohio?

(Kidding, I've never even been there.)

Nothing at all. Well, a couple of people who are confused into thinking they have to live there.

....well it was a bit over the top calling it evil....
now, however...you are not coming at touching distance to my breast....you just made me shiver...
Wait...I'm not evil.
i have many many pairs of shoes..but i am a smart shopper, or so i like to think.
if you happen to spill anything on my clothes...well...we can discuss these details if and when the occurrence actually happens.
Indeed. I shall be a perfect gentleman and help you out of them.
he just want to pet my shoes.
i should send him a pair.;)

They'd never fit me. You have huge feet.
 
...and just when porn was available again.

Damn it.
 
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