After the Funeral

[sirhugs]

Grandpa had a new young twentysomething bride. Rumour was that she literally fucked him to death - the fatal heart attack was during sex.

She wears an inappropriately low cut high hemmed little black dress to the funeral.

All the single guys and more than a few women watch with lust. Heck, the married ones want her too, but they know they can't take advantage of the clause in grandpa's will that requires his widow to fuck all the single family members after the funeral, and marry the one she likes best, or be disinherited.

 

[sirhugs]

no one for life affirmation?

 

[Carnevil9]

Funerals are rife with erotic puns. For example: Grandpa was dead, but he was still stiff.

What's the difference between a coffin and a condom? Well, they both have stiffs in them, but one is cumming and the other is going!

 

[LordMorningwood]

The widow in a black veil is an erotic image, for sure

 

[Lost_Yonder]

there was a great sophie loren movie made up of a bunch of short vignettes, one of which was her as a widow. A photographer is hired to take some pictures of her in her state of morning and as she poses for him thing heat up and eventually her black dress comes off...

The emotional strain of funerals are ripe for erotic escapades, particularly incestual encounters - a widow finding solace in the arms of a young nephew, or business associate of her husband; a cousin consoling the loss of a parent.

As for a contrived story, as with the OP, rather than a will stipulating the young bride must sleep with all single members of the family, have it the opposite - the old man knew his young wife was a gold-digger. He leaves her the house and a stipend for a year. After one year, any any member of the family who does not sleep with her will split the entire inheritance. All those that do sleep with her will be disinherited and what he would have inherited goes to the young widow. She is thus motivated to seduce as many members of the family, while they must struggle to resist her wanton ways!

She solicits the assistance of her bombshell of a friend and manipulates a variety of encounters to earn her millions...

 

[wheelchairman85]

I like this story idea sirhugs i hope that your able to write it.

 

[jeninflorida]

no one for life affirmation?

well, you like this type of story like....in the will, the bride is given to the son?

 

[Shendude]

I approve of this idea.

well, you like this type of story like....in the will, the bride is given to the son?

Nice.

there was a great sophie loren movie made up of a bunch of short vignettes, one of which was her as a widow. A photographer is hired to take some pictures of her in her state of morning and as she poses for him thing heat up and eventually her black dress comes off...

The emotional strain of funerals are ripe for erotic escapades, particularly incestual encounters - a widow finding solace in the arms of a young nephew, or business associate of her husband; a cousin consoling the loss of a parent.

As for a contrived story, as with the OP, rather than a will stipulating the young bride must sleep with all single members of the family, have it the opposite - the old man knew his young wife was a gold-digger. He leaves her the house and a stipend for a year. After one year, any any member of the family who does not sleep with her will split the entire inheritance. All those that do sleep with her will be disinherited and what he would have inherited goes to the young widow. She is thus motivated to seduce as many members of the family, while they must struggle to resist her wanton ways!

She solicits the assistance of her bombshell of a friend and manipulates a variety of encounters to earn her millions...

And of course, she goes after the female members of the family too.

There is one wrinkle; what about the kids?

 

[Shendude]

well, you like this type of story like....in the will, the bride is given to the son?

Nice.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i noticed a coupla porn clips on youporn along this theme. the grieving widow was usually yummy.

 

[Carnevil9]

Some of you may remember my two stories, "An Hour Before The Wedding" and "An Hour After The Wedding," where a horny bride has sex with everyone she can before having to "settle down."

I wonder if I can work that concept around to a funeral as well? Maybe it's years later, and she wants to make up for all the lost time while she was settled?

 

[LordMorningwood]

As for a contrived story, as with the OP, rather than a will stipulating the young bride must sleep with all single members of the family, have it the opposite - the old man knew his young wife was a gold-digger. He leaves her the house and a stipend for a year. After one year, any any member of the family who does not sleep with her will split the entire inheritance. All those that do sleep with her will be disinherited and what he would have inherited goes to the young widow. She is thus motivated to seduce as many members of the family, while they must struggle to resist her wanton ways!

She solicits the assistance of her bombshell of a friend and manipulates a variety of encounters to earn her millions...

Like this very much!

 

[sirhugs]

Some of you may remember my two stories, "An Hour Before The Wedding" and "An Hour After The Wedding," where a horny bride has sex with everyone she can before having to "settle down."

I wonder if I can work that concept around to a funeral as well? Maybe it's years later, and she wants to make up for all the lost time while she was settled?

I'd read it!

 

[sirhugs]

well, you like this type of story like....in the will, the bride is given to the son?

me likes

 

[Shendude]

me likes

Weird idea.

Multiple sons, wife is willed to all of them. One son gets her ass, another gets her pussy, etc...

 

[Carnevil9]

Weird idea.

Multiple sons, wife is willed to all of them. One son gets her ass, another gets her pussy, etc...

I would have said, seven sons. One gets her on Mondays, one gets her on Tuesdays, etc. But I like your idea better.