After long, hard, serious, and careful consideration, I found that...

[Guest]

I do not have the financial means to pay for a full sex change operation. So, in the mean time, I remain a lesbo soul trapped in a man's body.

 

[Guest]

 

[Bindii]

I'll do it for ya - cheap!

 

[Guest]

Me too! Wow, we must be soulmates.

I'm totally confused and a little scared.

 

[Guest]

I'll do it for ya - cheap!

Note to myself:
Do not hand Bindii any sharp tools.

 

[Sandia]

Note to myself:
Do not hand Bindii any sharp tools.

lol. That goes for a few of the chicks around here.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Me too! Wow, I know it is meant to be now!

Note to myself II:
Keep running away from LL - who is holding a sharp tool in one hand and a man-meat in the other - for my own good.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Turns my head and look twice to realise the mad woman was Bindii, not LL. Run hurridly back to LL's side and offer a

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I do not have the financial means to pay for a full sex change operation. So, in the mean time, I remain a lesbo soul trapped in a man's body.

Don't give up hope. I am sure that many women would be more than willing to cut off yor balls for nothing. That's half the battle right there. Assuming that the removal is done cost free, perhaps you have enough money now?

 

[glamorilla]

have you considered getting implants and going the she~male route?

 

[Rambling Rose]

First rule of thumb:

Work with whatcha got.

 

[glamorilla]

yes but if he had a pussy he could work with his thumb.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rambling Rose]

Hey, I have a pussy and I've been using my index finger all this time!

 

[Guest]

 

[Rambling Rose]

I think we need to find a man that's all thumbs!

 

[Guest]

 

[Rambling Rose]

I'm not sure. I've never gotten the fist, have you?

 

[HeavyStick]

We need a support group..... you are not alone in your pain.

 

[Guest]

 

[Rambling Rose]

You get an A+ for effort!

While I have never gotten the fist, I have both given and received the finger.

 

[Blackbich]

So, in the mean time, I remain a lesbo soul trapped in a man's body.

Okay, I know I've been away from the boards too long. This took me totally by surprise and was, somehow, funny too.

I do not have the financial means to pay for a full sex change operation.

Can you get the surgery done in portions so you don't have so much coming out of your pocket at one time?