after careful consideration...

[rae121452]

i've adopted several strategies to ward off the coronavirus. first, i've stopped trimming my nostril hairs. the little fucker is going to have to hack its way through a jungle to get into my respiratory system. next, i've been eating like a starved hog to pack on fat. again, if that little bastard wants inside of me, i'm going to make sure it dies before it gets through the fat layers. third, and most important, i have been swabbing my mouth and throat with alcohol frequently, mostly cheap plonk. cheap chardonnay save lives!

 

[Tryharder62]

If being fat is a preventative I should be OK.

 

[bigsly]

For someone who loves to get buttfucked up the shithole by other dudes and then go down on the same turd-smeared knob, your obvious fear of contracting COVID-19 seems a bit dramatic.

 

[RobDownSouth]

i've adopted several strategies to ward off the coronavirus. first, i've stopped trimming my nostril hairs. the little fucker is going to have to hack its way through a jungle to get into my respiratory system. next, i've been eating like a starved hog to pack on fat. again, if that little bastard wants inside of me, i'm going to make sure it dies before it gets through the fat layers. third, and most important, i have been swabbing my mouth and throat with alcohol frequently, mostly cheap plonk. cheap chardonnay save lives!

Good advice, but sadly of little value to most of the RWCJ here, as they are mouth breathers.
*nods*

 

[rae121452]

For someone who loves to get buttfucked up the shithole by other dudes and then go down on the same turd-smeared knob, your obvious fear of contracting COVID-19 seems a bit dramatic.

you can sweet talk me all you want, sugarbuns, but you still can't touch this.

 

[HisArpy]

you can sweet talk me all you want, sugarbuns, but you still can't touch this.

Now now, social distancing is a thing. Then there's this:


https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/miscellaneous-figure_of_speech-literal_meaning-literal-eleven_foot_pole-disgust-vsh0914_low.jpg

 

[SpeareChucker]

That's why HisArpy has little red rings all over his body...




~~~ ducks and runs ~~~

 

[HisArpy]

That's why HisArpy has little red rings all over his body...




~~~ ducks and runs ~~~

Rings? Hell, they're solid black bruises. And you know what they say about bruises...

https://www.bing.com/th?id=OIP.JcnbIQYA8KUyS1UwDd3hAgHaHa&pid=Api&rs=1

 

[SpeareChucker]

*chuckle*

 

[SpeareChucker]

lol



Tru dat!

 

[HisArpy]

I dont needa social distance

Everyone ALWAYS avoids me at all times

Truth at last, truth at last. Thank God Almighty truth at last.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Truth at last.

He can clear out his gym
like nobody's business...





... he's been self-isolating for years, decades even.

 

[SpeareChucker]

That's a crowd I really don't want to hang with
unless it's just chicks on a beach.

 

[Dribble]

It is a lipid coated virus. The more fat in your system, the harder it is for your immune system to identify. I am good w the nose hairs

 

[KeithD]

It is a lipid coated virus. The more fat in your system, the harder it is for your immune system to identify.

Oh, well, the Trump approach, then. If we make it so you can't identify its existence, then it doesn't exist.