Advice that trolls just need to take to heart

Starfish

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1. Go slow when composing your posts. Your spelling, and grammer errors cannot be edited after you are done slinging your fecal breath at us. Do you really want to continue leaving your print here as a total illiterate spunkwadcolostomybagforthedickless?

2. Stop setting us up to seem more intelligent and brilliantly wittier than you are. This is defeating the purpose of your attempts to degrade us. Or are you really a good person, trying to make us all look so smart and funny and you want others to respect us for being so apt to shut you down in a heartbeat? Well thank you, because that is so nice. I really appreciate the props.

3. Sex is a good thing. You should try it. It might make you feel better, thus equaling a sort of balance that you need to post your troll vomit in a more constructive, well rounded, and rather more impactful manner. Stop reading all these erotic stories and looking at pictures of unattainable women. They are only frustrating you more, and you are not on form when you are this frustrated. Go find a troll 'ho' that you can nail, and then you'll be able to fully demonstrate the above lacking principles to your "oh so significant" posting here at literotica.

Thank you, now resume your regularly schedualed idiocy.
In that, I mean, be sure to come on here and tell me I am ugly, I smell and I should die. Hurry. But please, JUST don't misspell anything. :D

You wouldn't want to be like me, would you?
 
Aren't they just Lit members without balls enough to post degredation using their own name? They fuck up grammar to throw us all off...

If not, what a sad life to patrol Lit following someone around in hope of getting an opportunity to be mean. Almost like being the ever elusive yoyotwat...
 
Very well said Starfish!
BTW ......... how are you feeling??

Oh, and thank you for my new word of the day!!

"spunkwadcolostomybagforthedickless"

Has a nice ring to it, don't you think???
 
The TAA (Troll's Association of America) thanks you for your tender and insightful posting. I personally thought "slinging your fecal breath" was an interesting image. But pardon me for trying to set you up to seem more brilliantly witty than myself.
 
OH TRISH! I am soooooo pathetic. Pity me. I am sick. I am dying. I am croaking as we speak. My body fell off and I am only a whisp of wind pressing these keypads down to make my posts now.

I have no way of proving this. Wait, I'll take a picture of my self and show you...
 
Starfish said:
OH TRISH! I am soooooo pathetic. Pity me. I am sick. I am dying. I am croaking as we speak. My body fell off and I am only a whisp of wind pressing these keypads down to make my posts now.

I have no way of proving this. Wait, I'll take a picture of my self and show you...

THAT's funny!!!
 
Mean people make my blood boil. I guess the policy here is to try to ignore them? But I really wanted to say something to the unregistered "guest" who posted here
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Go ahead, say something.

And Fishy please, it's bad enough that the walking STD is posting pictures of herself, but you - I'm surprised the camera didn't crack.

I haven't seen something as repugnant as you since Janis Joplin. Are a you her clone?

Apologies to the family of MsJoplin btw, she rocked, but she was definately coyote material.
 
Blueydgirrl said:
Mean people make my blood boil. I guess the policy here is to try to ignore them? But I really wanted to say something to the unregistered "guest" who posted here
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Depends, actually, on your goals. If you want to toy with them and make their posts/threads float to the top, you are free, naturally, to engage them. However, since most of them seek attention as their highest goal you are capable of frustrating them more by ignoring them, which has the noble side-effect of not dragging them into the limelight for others to have to step around.
 
I think I'll be an ignoring type. My goal here is to have fun not fight.

It's just a shame to see someone picked on for no reason. It's so mean spirited.
 
Are you saying that I am not funny enough to want to step around trolls for? :)



LukkyKnight said:
Depends, actually, on your goals. If you want to toy with them and make their posts/threads float to the top, you are free, naturally, to engage them. However, since most of them seek attention as their highest goal you are capable of frustrating them more by ignoring them, which has the noble side-effect of not dragging them into the limelight for others to have to step around.
 
Looks are everything too. :rolleyes: I think I'll go kill myself. No wait, nevermind, I'll just go paint and leave something beautiful and worth something for my predicessors, even though that is a substandard attempt to fill my empty soul, because I have minimal vanity flaunting rights, and all. :)

*sigh*
 
Ms. Fong, you should be more mindful of my disclaimers. :D

Spoken to troll at very end of FIRST POST to this thread.

"But please, JUST don't misspell anything.

You wouldn't want to be like me, would you?"
 
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