advice from the ladies

[paganangel]

i wanna go get laid tonight, and that's it. here are my own personal rules:

1. i don't lie
2. her place (negotiable)
3. no breakfast (unless she cooks)
4. i won't pay for it
5. i don't wanna drink...well i mean i do, but i shouldn't

those are all the one's i can think of right now.

 

[Mellon Collie]

Um, you didn't ask a question.

How am I supposed to advise?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Can you afford a plane ticket?

 

[paganangel]

sorry, the question is...how do i get what i want, while following my rules.

 

[bknight2602]

Um, you didn't ask a question.

How am I supposed to advise?

Maybe that why he can't get laid, never comes to the point.

 

[paganangel]

Can you afford a plane ticket?

don't tempt me.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Tell her you want to check out her library and her art collection, then slip her a mickey.

 

[paganangel]

rule # 6. no roofies.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I'm talkin' about a mouse. Sheesh!

 

[HeavyStick]

rule # 6. no roofies.

damn

 

[Mellon Collie]

sorry, the question is...how do i get what i want, while following my rules.

I don't know cause I would be all "Eww, you perv."

Or something similar.

I think all you need to do is find a beautiful woman like Ruby, one that is not frigid like me.

 

[ksmybuttons]

rule # 6. no roofies.

What is a roofie?

 

[Nora]

Go to a club. Look for the girl standing around looking seriously pissed off. This is the girl whose friend said, "ohhh! Let's go out tonight! I never see you anymore since I started dating Biff!" Then proceeded to ditch her friend the first time some dumbass, thick-necked doofus looked her way.

That girl will agree to your rules. Maybe. Or she might just castrate you on principal. But hey, life's about taking chances.

 

[perks]

What is a roofie?

the thing on top of barbie's playhouse

 

[paganangel]

I don't know cause I would be all "Eww, you perv."

Or something similar.

I think all you need to do is find a beautiful woman like Ruby, one that is not frigid like me.

you? u r not frigid...u just MIGHT have an issue or two.and only might.

 

[lilminx]

Go to a club. Look for the girl standing around looking seriously pissed off. This is the girl whose friend said, "ohhh! Let's go out tonight! I never see you anymore since I started dating Biff!" Then proceeded to ditch her friend the first time some dumbass, thick-necked doofus looked her way.

That girl will agree to your rules. Maybe. Or she might just castrate you on principal. But hey, life's about taking chances.

That's good advice.

Or you could find a girl in a bar who looks at you and smile because she thinks you're hot, but you think she's underage (but she's really not). Then get her sister to start dancing with you and then maneuvers you around so that you're dancing with the girl you think is underage (but she's not). Force her to show you her ID so that you know she's not underage and then talk with her all night. Profess to quit smoking for her, hang out until dawn, and then go to her apartment. Voila- done.

That sounds too complicated. Call the psycho chick who ran after you in her underwear instead, or go to Justine's and find a cute trannie.

 

[perks]

That's good advice.

Or you could find a girl in a bar who looks at you and smile because she thinks you're hot, but you think she's underage (but she's really not). Then get her sister to start dancing with you and then maneuvers you around so that you're dancing with the girl you think is underage (but she's not). Force her to show you her ID so that you know she's not underage and then talk with her all night. Profess to quit smoking for her, hang out until dawn, and then go to her apartment. Voila- done.

That sounds too complicated. Call the psycho chick who ran after you in her underwear instead, or go to Justine's and find a cute trannie.

I vote for the trannie

 

[Mellon Collie]

you? u r not frigid...u just MIGHT have an issue or two.and only might.

Heh, I think this is as complimentary as you get so thanks.

 

[Private Vasquez]

the thing on top of barbie's playhouse

Spanish Tiles even! My crib is the chicest.

 

[Saint Peter]

It is not REALLY paying for it if she needs the $100 for cab fare. (or crack)

 

[#1tankcomander]

sounds like your SOL!

 

[perks]

Spanish Tiles even! My crib is the chicest.

those are going to be on my excellently tiled bath house, cause I wannabe you.

 

[paganangel]

Heh, I think this is as complimentary as you get so thanks.

'tis. and you, my love, are very welcome.

 

[paganangel]

That's good advice.

Or you could find a girl in a bar who looks at you and smile because she thinks you're hot, but you think she's underage (but she's really not). Then get her sister to start dancing with you and then maneuvers you around so that you're dancing with the girl you think is underage (but she's not). Force her to show you her ID so that you know she's not underage and then talk with her all night. Profess to quit smoking for her, hang out until dawn, and then go to her apartment. Voila- done.

That sounds too complicated. Call the psycho chick who ran after you in her underwear instead, or go to Justine's and find a cute trannie.

1. justine's is closed or i'd be there.
2. too much luck involved. that's not advic, that's narrative of what could be...or, more accurately, was.
3. i'm sober tonight

oh, and new rule.

7. no booty caling ex's. they just stand you up on principal.