advice for trolls

[pabloback]

some trolls are a little misguided and believe that they are really human so i have put together a little guide for them
1 take a look in a mirror , trolls have either long pointy noses or stubby snouts like pigs
2 trolls have pointy feet with no toes
3 trolls have halitosis [what is acceptable to a troll is really bad breath for humans
4 if your body odour resembles a frightened skunk you are a troll
5 next time you go for a walk , look behind you , if you leave a trail of slime in your wake you are a troll
accept the fact and deal with it

 

[Wanderer D]

Lol. Love that.

 

[p_p_man]

accept the fact and deal with it

...and one more thing - don't fuck with pabloback!

 

[Guest]

some trolls are a little misguided and believe that they are really human so i have put together a little guide for them

good luck.

Trolls don't have souls and can't be reasoned with. But if you get through to some (or even one) you've done a great service.

Moon
one that has been missing

 

[Laurel]

This has nothing to do with trolls, but....

I'm collecting and saving all the freaky email I get from Lit, and I'm going to publish it in a book someday.

Here's today's gem (and yes, this REALLY came to webmaster@literotica.com):

"As you really really know, down in your heart of hearts, underneath all the lying surface crap, You know, that there WAS NO, there IS NO, and there WILL BE NO Jesus. Jesus is a myth. A story about a Jewish man being killed by some Italians and then cleverly blaming the Jews for his death.
One of the most monumental scams ever perpetrated. And, the so-called virgin birth ---- study your mythology ---- based directly on the pagan belief of Zeus impregnating Leda. Ha, what a bunch of junk!

Wake up, smell the coffee. Look at the religion responsibile for millions and millions of deaths over the past 2000 years. Remember, the Nazis were Christians, not Moslems! "

 

[Guest]

Re: This has nothing to do with trolls, but....

"...Jesus is a myth. ...---- based directly on the pagan belief of Zeus impregnating Leda. Ha, what a bunch of junk!... "

I don't know the entire context of your email.....but though there are truth in some of his/her statements, this is a sad way to state them.

Moon

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: This has nothing to do with trolls, but....

 

[pabloback]

damn i was saving that stuff for my next rant

 

[Guest]

TOOOOOOOOOOOO late!

I done fucked pablo....he ain't the best fuck in fact he ain't even a good fuck...but when you just gotta fuck...he'll do til you find a better fuck.

pablo....*smoooooooooooooch* gotcha!

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Quote from our beloved 'Ms Whisker Face' - "I'm collecting and saving all the freaky email I get from Lit, and I'm going to publish it in a book someday"

What!!!!!?!! Laurel, WAIT!! I was off my meds when I sent those things!! I want mine BACK!! (I have a doctor's note here somewheres....)

Roxanne (my cat/owner) says "Baaaaad kitty!"

Phantom

 

[Laurel]

Re: Re: This has nothing to do with trolls, but....

I don't know the entire context of your email.....but though there are truth in some of his/her statements, this is a sad way to state them.

That's the whole email! No subject line, no introduction, nothing. lol! I had no idea that somewhere we were asserting the truth of Jesus' word, but apparently this person believed we were.

Sorry, Laurel...I knew I forgot to sign something today!

Damnit bratcat! You know I prefer your dirty emails!

 

[*bratcat*]

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[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Re: This has nothing to do with trolls, but....

That's the whole email! No subject line, no introduction, nothing. lol! I had no idea that somewhere we were asserting the truth of Jesus' word, but apparently this person believed we were.

You did so by adopting that Christmas theme.

 

[pabloback]

any more trolls looking for advice, step right up i am hungry again

 

[chanaud]

Re: Re: advice for trolls

...and one more thing - don't fuck with pabloback!

Darn, I really wanted to fuck him!

Sorry Pablito, I can't fuck you.

 

[Siren]

Well damn it.,,,,,,,,.just damn it

 

[pabloback]

i am sooooooo annoyed of all the petty jealousies of all the mingers out there that want to screw up my lovelife
p p man you are just another sad jealous horny toed scroat that wants to be the troll slayer and minge muncher extrodinaire of lit
well you cant , cos i am
siren, chanaud , wanna lick of my lollypop?

 

[chanaud]

siren, chanaud , wanna lick of my lollypop?

Dammit Pablito, can't you read????

I said I wanted to fuck you, not lick your lollipop!

 

[chanaud]

siren, chanaud , wanna lick of my lollypop?

Dammit Pablito, can't you read????

I said I wanted to fuck you, not lick your lollipop!

 

[chanaud]

Do you hear an echo???

Had to include my tongue.

 

[pabloback]

if you lick my lollypop i will let you fuck me all night long hope you are not a vegitarian