Advice For Fugitives

[OhMissScarlett]

No matter what, when fleeing from the authorities, do not do so in a cab.

Also, it's probably not a good idea to ask people for directions.

 

[The_Darkness]

No matter what, when fleeing from the authorities, do not do so in a cab.

Also, it's probably not a good idea to ask people for directions.

While on the run, try to commit as few crimes as possible.

If you do steal a car, make sure all the marker lights work (head lights, tail lights, blinkers, break lights, etc) and make sure the tags are up to date.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

When you drop you're get away vehicle, the hotels in the area will be checked.

Better to steal another and drive a few hundred miles more before you stop off at Motel 6.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

While on the run, try to commit as few crimes as possible.

If you do steal a car, make sure all the marker lights work (head lights, tail lights, blinkers, break lights, etc) and make sure the tags are up to date.

If you're heading to the border, you might want to head south, instead of north if the southern border happens to be closer to where you escape custody.

 

[The_Darkness]

If you're heading to the border, you might want to head south, instead of north if the southern border happens to be closer to where you escape custody.

If you're trying to be tricky, you'll be obvious. Be obvious and you'll never get caught.

Unless you're hiding out in the donut shop across from the Police station. That's a little too obvious.

 

[Guest]

Avoid big cities like Columbus, Ohio.

 

[impressive]

Do not attempt to cash one of your own checks.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Avoid big cities like Columbus, Ohio.

Exactly and stock up on snacks and supplies beforehand to avoid having to order take-out.

 

[Guest]

No matter what, when fleeing from the authorities, do not do so in a cab.

Early in Charles Mansons criminal career he ran out of a bank he had just robbed and jumped into a black and white car he thought was a cab. He yelled to the driver, "GO, GO, GO!!!" The police officer behind the wheel went...

Staight to the closest precinct.

 

[lil_elvis]

Do not wear light up sneakers while trying yo run from the law (especially at night).

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Early in Charles Mansons criminal career he ran out of a bank he had just robbed and jumped into a black and white car he thought was a cab. He yelled to the driver, "GO, GO, GO!!!" The police officer behind the wheel went...

Staight to the closest precinct.

Haha. I was thinking the cab story was going to end with the driver dropping the wannabe Bonny and Clyde off at the police station.

 

[The_Darkness]

Haha. I was thinking the cab story was going to end with the driver dropping the wannabe Bonny and Clyde off at the police station.

As an aside, Bonny and CLide robbed the bank in my hometown! Which brings us to another point.

If you're going to do something illegal, do it in the country. While it's true that most of our police cars are intercepters out here, it's still such a goddamn long way from where your at to anywhere else if you want it to be....and they can't cover all the roads.

 

[logophile]

If you're heading to the border, you might want to head south, instead of north if the southern border happens to be closer to where you escape custody.

Head for the Southern border no matter what.
Getting harder and harder to get into Canada and the authorities look there first.

Besides it's so cheap to live in Mexico that you don't have to steal much on the way to be able to live a long long long time there.

 

[The_Darkness]

Head for the Southern border no matter what.
Getting harder and harder to get into Canada and the authorities look there first.

Besides it's so cheap to live in Mexico that you don't have to steal much on the way to be able to live a long long long time there.

Wow....I about made 8 or 30 racist comments there....

Lovin' that AV, Logo....

 

[logophile]

Wow....I about made 8 or 30 racist comments there....

Lovin' that AV, Logo....

Thanks.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Head for the Southern border no matter what.
Getting harder and harder to get into Canada and the authorities look there first.

Besides it's so cheap to live in Mexico that you don't have to steal much on the way to be able to live a long long long time there.

Yesterday, when I heard this story, I was thinking they should've had a boat ready and just sailed down the river like Tom Sawyer. I bet no one would've been looking too hard for them there.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Yesterday, when I heard this story, I was thinking they should've had a boat ready and just sailed down the river like Tom Sawyer. I bet no one would've been looking too hard for them there.

Actually, considering it was tennesse, they should have just headed for the mountains. There are places up there no one ever goes. Abandoned cabins where you could hide out for a year without anyone ever noticing you.

 

[The_Darkness]

Actually, considering it was tennesse, they should have just headed for the mountains. There are places up there no one ever goes. Abandoned cabins where you could hide out for a year without anyone ever noticing you.

Wasn't that Ted Kazinski's schtick?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Actually, considering it was tennesse, they should have just headed for the mountains. There are places up there no one ever goes. Abandoned cabins where you could hide out for a year without anyone ever noticing you.

Right. Didn't that Eric Rudolf dude hide in the mountains for five years or something?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Right. Didn't that Eric Rudolf dude hide in the mountains for five years or something?

I think that was carolina. I know coming home from lake piqwick long ago we got lost and ednded up in the real backwoods, on higways with no signs and cabins clinging to almost sheer cliffs.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think that was carolina. I know coming home from lake piqwick long ago we got lost and ednded up in the real backwoods, on higways with no signs and cabins clinging to almost sheer cliffs.

with the sound of dueling banjos playing in the background...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

IF you commit a major theft in Florida

say of over a million dollars or more, head east to Bimini. Its about 8- miles by boat from Miami, has no extradiction with the US and their chief income is serialized bank accounts.

 

[rgraham666]

You'll discover those really cool tattoos you got are very handy 'identifying features'.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh, and don't go to Belize like the douche bag who owned the company I used to work for did. They'll just send you back. I thought it seemed suspicious when he asked us to stock his yacht with about five years worth of Scotch. douche bag

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Advice for Fugitives

Don’t go back to your old turf and try to force your former friends to hand over your share of the money from the robbery you were incarcerated for.