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[scheherazade_79]

Are you a homeowner between the ages of 18 and 99? Do you ache when you wake? Would you like to enlarge the size of your penis by three inches? Have you been refused by other loan companies? Do you suffer from monthly bloating or occasional incontinence? Has your credit card company let you down?

Regardless of your answer to these questions, I'm afraid there's jack shit I can do about any of it.

But I did want to take this opportunity to plug my newest and most thought-provoking poem yet. I don't care if you don't like it and feel the need for a 1-bomb - I'm just sick of never getting more than 7 votes for my poems

It's extremely deep and at times reaches out towards the metaphysical planes of poetic meaning. When you have a serious and clear-headed moment, please read it. Your life will never be the same again.



Zade - The New Poet Laureate


Read me, bitch!

 

[scheherazade_79]

I hardly ever get any public comments, either

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Alright, alright already! Bitch!

RCV'd.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

And because there's something worth noticing in this, I'll pile on by posting it here, too:

'Zade is a superlative wordsmith. Her work is positively elegant in this regard. The subject matter of this sally makes me a bit queazy, so it's hard for me to say much about the substance of it except that clever poems about prosaic subjects have a long and honored place in the canons of literature, and are often much beloved. This young lady has the potential to make a lasting contribution to this genre. Readers should not be dismissive because the subject of such entries is not the sublime or transcendental - we all live in the corporeal world also, and that side of life is worthy of verse.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Suddenly my day improved x 1000,000

Thank you, Roxanne Really, on a day like this you have no idea how much that meant to me.

If it were down to me, you'd go to heaven, no questions asked.

Touched deeply. This probably belongs on Vana's thread.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

If you're still having trouble getting over those 7 votes, you may want to try the limited-time offer currently available at the Poetry Feedback and Discussion board. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. I've tried it myself.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

If you're still having trouble getting over those 7 votes, you may want to try the limited-time offer currently available at the Poetry Feedback and Discussion board. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back. I've tried it myself.

Do I detect vote trading underway here?

If so, carry on . . .




Edited to add: Hey, I see Alex de Kok added a complimentary public comment. That's praise from someone with the authority of refined literary knowledge and skill, in my book - congratulations!

 

[oggbashan]

I passed on that poem.

The reminder was too close to home. I too have suffered the motions.

So I RCVed on Flirt instead.

Og

 

[pop_54]

Are you a homeowner between the ages of 18 and 99? Do you ache when you wake? Would you like to enlarge the size of your penis by three inches? Have you been refused by other loan companies? Do you suffer from monthly bloating or occasional incontinence? Has your credit card company let you down?

Regardless of your answer to these questions, I'm afraid there's jack shit I can do about any of it.

But I did want to take this opportunity to plug my newest and most thought-provoking poem yet. I don't care if you don't like it and feel the need for a 1-bomb - I'm just sick of never getting more than 7 votes for my poems

It's extremely deep and at times reaches out towards the metaphysical planes of poetic meaning. When you have a serious and clear-headed moment, please read it. Your life will never be the same again.



Zade - The New Poet Laureate


Read me, bitch!

Hmm... Yes I own a home, and yes I'm between those ages, just... I ache a lot due to being nearer the top end of the age range... I don't wish to double the size of my penis thanks... as for the rest of it... yes, yes, yes, in that order... Oh and by the way I read your poem and commented... nutty bird

 

[cloudy]

Hmm... Yes I own a home, and yes I'm between those ages, just... I ache a lot due to being nearer the top end of the age range... I don't wish to double the size of my penis thanks... as for the rest of it... yes, yes, yes, in that order... Oh and by the way I read your poem and commented... nutty bird

[threadjack]

POP!!!! Care for a snog? Seems I poked my head in here at the right time.

[/threadjack]

 

[pop_54]

[threadjack]

POP!!!! Care for a snog? Seems I poked my head in here at the right time.

[/threadjack]

Too bloody right darling

Lo Cloudy, how's it going.

Sorry Shaz, back to topic

 

[Just-Legal]

Too bloody right darling

Lo Cloudy, how's it going.

Sorry Shaz, back to topic

*jumps Pop for a HUG*

 

[pop_54]

*jumps Pop for a HUG*

*Uge Ugs* for my fave young lady of Lit

 

[Just-Legal]

*Uge Ugs* for my fave young lady of Lit

*blush*

And how have you been you old charmer you?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Thanks, guys!

I broke the Zade poetry record with 11 votes

And I had a memorable comment from someone in India, who said it was brazen and applauded the madness.

 

[oggbashan]

Thanks, guys!

I broke the Zade poetry record with 11 votes

And I had a memorable comment from someone in India, who said it was brazen and applauded the madness.

"someone in India"!

Drippy Drawers aka damppanties is a significant member of the AH and her comments on Lit submissions are usually polite and courteous. She should be given more acknowledgement than 'someone in India'.

Doffs cake to Drippy Drawers.

Og

 

[scheherazade_79]

"someone in India"!

Drippy Drawers aka damppanties is a significant member of the AH and her comments on Lit submissions are usually polite and courteous. She should be given more acknowledgement than 'someone in India'.

Doffs cake to Drippy Drawers.

Og

I thought it had been too long since I last put my foot in it.

Does Damppanties post at different times from me, then?

Sorry, Damppanties I loved your comment, though

 

[cloudy]

RVC'd.