Adventures in Cafeteria Food

[Pyper]

So I bought a fruit cup from the school cafeteria, and it's fermented. It has that spiky not-quite-sangria-but-soon-will-be taste. On the bottom layers, the melon has disintegrated into a mushy substance that is attempting to blend with the pineapple. I estimate that when I bought it, it had been sitting on the shelf for perhaps a week. It cost $1.85.

What's the grossest thing you ever bought from a cafeteria, school or otherwise?

 

[Problem Child]

Myrna, the 82-yr. old cafeteria worker.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Ok, it scares me that you contiuned to eat to get to the mush on the bottom.




I can't think of anything real gross off the top of my head, though.

 

[breakwall]

I am desperately trying to think of something I bought at the cafeteria that WASN'T gross...I was always especially suspicious of Chili Day...I was always scared I was going to find a wedding ring or a fingernail...

 

[Cerberus666]

Myrna, the 82-yr. old cafeteria worker.

How much was she? Did you get a senior citizens discount?

 

[Problem Child]

How much was she? Did you get a senior citizens discount?

buck fitty.

 

[Pyper]

Ok, it scares me that you contiuned to eat to get to the mush on the bottom.

Hey, I ate the mush too.

You must have missed my Danish thread a few months ago, where I conducted a poll to get people's opinions on whether or not I should eat a danish that contained a suspicious black spot in the jelly that might have been a decomposed gnat.

FYI, I ate it.

 

[breakwall]

you can't beat a deal like that, you just can't.

 

[Cerberus666]

buck fitty.

per hour or was that a package deal?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Hey, I ate the mush too.

You must have missed my Danish thread a few months ago, where I conducted a poll to get people's opinions on whether or not I should eat a danish that contained a suspicious black spot in the jelly that might have been a decomposed gnat.

FYI, I ate it.

You are a daring man.

I won't eat anything that doesn't A: look right, B: smell right, or C: contains unknown ingrediants.


I'm sooooooo wimpy when it comes to food.

 

[Problem Child]

per hour or was that a package deal?

Dude, that was the whole thing. Plus she gave me extra chili-mac.


Yum.

 

[Cerberus666]

You are a daring man.

I won't eat anything that doesn't A: look right, B: smell right, or C: contains unknown ingrediants.


I'm sooooooo wimpy when it comes to food.

wow and PC's cafeteria grandmother had all three of those.

 

[Cerberus666]

Dude, that was the whole thing. Plus she gave me extra chili-mac.


Yum.

A hell of a deal. can't beat that with a stick. no sir.

 

[Pyper]

You are a daring man.

I won't eat anything that doesn't A: look right, B: smell right, or C: contains unknown ingrediants.


I'm sooooooo wimpy when it comes to food.

A MAN?!

I am a starving female college student, and it's amazing what people like me will eat when it's 11 at night, we're hungry, and the cafeteria is closed.

Mostly my forays into the disgusting result from me having bought a late night snack earlier in the day and then finding that it is bad but being so disappointed and hungry that I eat it anyway.

 

[seXieleXie]

You are a daring man.

lol. yes pyper, you are a very daring man







we have pretty good cafeteria food, but once i got a philly cheese steak sandwich and the meat was like gristle. it was disgusting.

 

[Agent99]

I bought half a worm inside an apple. Actually, it was whole when I paid for it so I can't really complain about not getting my money's worth.

Yes, you ARE a hearty MAN ! lol Hey, gnats are good protein.

 

[Problem Child]

A MAN?!

Settle down dude.

 

[Effigy]

I was at a boarding school for 6 years.

You wouldnt pay for the food you got served

 

[seXieleXie]

oh, and once i got a piece of pizza and took a bite before i realized it had *bacon* on it



i hate bacon

 

[Pyper]

Settle down dude.

Shut up, bunny-beast.

 

[Eumenides]

Py is 100% woman!

Py, I can't believe your bravery. And your strong stomach. I can't drink milk that is one day away from the sell by date. LOL

 

[Problem Child]

Shut up, bunny-beast.

Bend down a little more and auto-fellate yourself, man.

 

[Effigy]

Py = Pj

And always remember Chilli is put in stuff because the foods bad, and something has to salvage it

 

[Pyper]

Bend down a little more and auto-fellate yourself, man.

What do you think I've been doing this whole time?


On a side note, the food at my high school cafeteria was WAY worse. I frequently got things that had grown mold underneath their wrappers, and saw the same exact packaged sandwiches sit on the shelf for weeks and weeks, until some poor soul finally bought them.

 

[lilminx]

What's the grossest thing you ever bought from a cafeteria, school or otherwise?

Sour chocolate milk. i'm nauseous now after reading this thread nad thinking about that chocolate milk.