Adultery for Beginners

McKenna

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I was browsing through my local bookstore the other day when this book caught my eye: Adultery for Beginners by Sarah Duncan

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The title was what nabbed my attention. It's like a parody on the "...for Dummies" books and whatnot, but this is a work of fiction (not self help! :devil: ) It just seemed so bold and brazen to me, I had to pick it up and read the back cover -though I didn't buy it, I certainly compliment the author on a catchy title.

Anyway, it got me thinking about book titles and which ones stand out and which ones seem ...blah. A few weeks ago Ogg posted a list of top novels and I don't remember any of the titles reaching out and grabbing my attention.

So what was the last title of a story or book that got your undivided attention?
 
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McKenna said:
So what was the last title of a story or book that got your undivided attention?

Private Property: No Tresspassing.

;) (Sorry, couldn't resist. It's the PMS controlling me.)
 
rhinoguy said:
Thanks, Rhino. :rose:





I thought of another title that I particularly like. I've been reading the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy" by Douglas Adams. One of the titles still makes me smile each time I see it:


So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
 
McKenna said:
I thought of another title that I particularly like. I've been reading the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy" by Douglas Adams. One of the titles still makes me smile each time I see it:


So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

No one does titles quite like Douglas Adams. The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul is another Adams classic with a catchy name.

As far as titles that really grab my attention I have to admit that many of Stephen King's titles are "Hey read me right now" bait for me. A book titled IT or The Stand just has to be read. :cool:
 
Considering how many people get caught at it, most can be considered beginners.
 
Speaks The Nightbird 1 and 2 By Robert R McCammon
 
"Sick Puppy" by Carl Hiaasen

"Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" by Christopher Moore

"Tokyo Suckerpunch" by Isaac Adamson
 
Boota said:
"Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal" by Christopher Moore

:D

I think I would have bought that one!


Here's one I did buy:

Limbo, and Other Places I Have Lived - Lily Tuck
 
At least half of my book purchases are based solely on the title, which leaves me disappointed more often than not but I can't seem to stop. Among the ones that I ended up adoring:

Running With Scissors - Augustin Burroughs

Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim - David Sedaris

Drinking Coffee Elsewhere - Zz Packer
 
minsue said:
Running With Scissors - Augustin Burroughs


That one sounds good!

I once had someone ask me, "Are you one who 'plays well with others' or 'runs with scissors'?"

I think I'm a runner.

:D
 
McKenna said:
That one sounds good!

I once had someone ask me, "Are you one who 'plays well with others' or 'runs with scissors'?"

I think I'm a runner.

:D
It's twisted as fuck, but a very good book. Dry by Burroughs is also on my list o' recommended reads.
 
junky
naked lunch,
120 days of Sodom
the bastard (leduc)
the bastard from the Carolinas
 
Favorite title of a book I didn't bother to read:

"Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye"

Book I had to read because of the title:

"Reading Lolita in Tehran"
 
BFG by Roald Dahl

Terry Pratchett's titles doesn't usually do anything for me, but A Hat Full Of Sky got my attention instantly.

Lauren mentioned Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safron Foyer in a tread a while ago as a good title. I hafta agree.
 
I think the last title of a book that reached out and 'got me' was ages ago, at least 15 yrs ago
The book was "Hunting Humans'

it was a book about serial killers.
 
shereads said:
"Reading Lolita in Tehran"


Oh my goodness, yes! I saw this book --and if I hadn't already been at the limits of my book-buying budget-- I would have bought it. Next time!

And now I have several more to add to the list. :)

Just a tip: Bookstore gift-certificates make wonderful gifts for the bibliophiles in your life!
 
McKenna said:
That one sounds good!

I once had someone ask me, "Are you one who 'plays well with others' or 'runs with scissors'?"

I think I'm a runner.

:D

I actually have a t-shirt (bought for me) that says, "Runs with scissors." :D

Titles:

The Rule of Four, by Ian Caldwell and Dustin Thomason - great story

The Messiah Code, by Michael Cordy - another great story

Neverwhere, by Neil Gaiman - super, super story, and the title was so intriguing

The Vanished Man, by Jeffrey Deaver...another Lincoln Rhyme novel, but one of the best of them, I think

Mind Catcher, by John Darnton - eh, good title, the novel itself was okay, but if I had it to do over again, I wouldn't have read it.
 
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cloudy said:
I actually have a t-shirt (bought for me) that says, "Runs with scissors." :D
Why don't I doubt this? ;)




What about The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven (By author Sherman Alexie for those who haven't heard of it.) The first time I saw that title I couldn't wait to see what the book was about.

Actually, there are quite a few Alexie titles that sound interesting:

Old Shirts and New Skins

The Business of Fancydancing

One Stick Song
 
McKenna said:
Why don't I doubt this? ;)




What about The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven (By author Sherman Alexie for those who haven't heard of it.) The first time I saw that title I couldn't wait to see what the book was about.

Actually, there are quite a few Alexie titles that sound interesting:

Old Shirts and New Skins

The Business of Fancydancing

One Stick Song

McKenna, I finished his novel Reservation Blues about a month ago, and it's absolutely wonderful! It's so damn funny in places you'll catch yourself giggling as you read, and then so poignant in others it'll make you tear up. I highly recommend it.
 
cloudy said:
McKenna, I finished his novel Reservation Blues about a month ago, and it's absolutely wonderful! It's so damn funny in places you'll catch yourself giggling as you read, and then so poignant in others it'll make you tear up. I highly recommend it.

Damn, my list of books to read just keeps getting longer and longer! ;)

I just noticed another book of his that has an interesting title: Jar of Fools.
Heheheh, makes me picture an old woman putting up preserves in the fall. "Jar of Fools, anyone?"

:D
 
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McKenna said:
Damn, my list of boooks to read just keeps getting longer and longer! ;)

I just noticed another book of his that has an interesting title: Jar of Fools.
Heheheh, makes me picture an old woman putting up preserves in the fall. "Jar of Fools, anyone?"

:D
I wondered what happened to my Uncle Milt.
 
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