Adult PC Games

[Phallux]

Hello all, I'm looking for an adult PC game for my wife. This seems to be very difficult to find online. Can anyone point me in the right direction? Also, looking for a standalone PC game, not an online, pay-per-month mmo.

Thanks!

-Phallux

 

[islandman]

You mean like first-person shooters in which all combatants are naked and firing phallus-like projectiles at each other?

 

[killallhippies]

for your wife? no. for your 14 year old son who hasn't figure out how to find porn on the internet? yes, but still no. adult pc games suck ass. give up now.

 

[islandman]

To be fair, the only adult PC game I've ever heard of is online strip poker.

I've always just assumed that when one has a wife, one plays with her instead of the PC. And vice-versa.

 

[lovetoread]

Dragons Age 1 and 2.

The Walking Dead.

 

[islandman]

You would know.

 

[killallhippies]

To be fair, the only adult PC game I've ever heard of is online strip poker.

I've always just assumed that when one has a wife, one plays with her instead of the PC. And vice-versa.

i've been bored enough to try others. i wouldn't recommend it. watching badly rendered cartoons fuck just isn't all that arousing.

 

[islandman]

i've been bored enough to try others. i wouldn't recommend it. watching badly rendered cartoons fuck just isn't all that arousing.

Other wives?

You little swinger you.

 

[killallhippies]

if only. i could use the drama right now. also, the vaginas. those are fun.

 

[islandman]

They are.

But you can't just go and buy one.

You have to woo it first.

 

[killallhippies]

well, you can, but point taken.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

http://www.gamestop.com/ps3/games/leisure-suit-larry-box-office-bust/74138

http://blujay.com/item/Leisure-Suit...-Compatble-New-Factory-Sealed-9090200-2947944

 

[Lord Emu]

There's plenty of them out there google for abandonware sites and search them for any adult sections.

 

[islandman]

http://www.gamestop.com/ps3/games/leisure-suit-larry-box-office-bust/74138

http://blujay.com/item/Leisure-Suit...-Compatble-New-Factory-Sealed-9090200-2947944

Do you really want to purchase those 'pre-owned'?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Do you really want to purchase those 'pre-owned'?

LOL. Very good point!

 

[SurrealObsession]

Well...there are always adult flash games. They tend to vary in actual quality, though some are OK. Try Newgrounds adult section? http://www.newgrounds.com/collection/adultgames

 

[blobfish]

I played one where you had to tickle an anime girl's pussy with a feather, and then she'd fart on you, and you had to tell her that it didn't bother you so she would give you a naked picture of herself.

I was 13, so I jacked off to it.

 

[Aquagal]

To be fair, the only adult PC game I've ever heard of is online strip poker.

I've always just assumed that when one has a wife, one plays with her instead of the PC. And vice-versa.

I've been looking for a poker site such as this but most online games have you sit in with other players at the same time.

 

[neci]

the sims. all the way.

 

[killallhippies]

no, sims 2. the mods are better. my sims have lesbian sex with strapons. yay for them.

 

[SurrealObsession]

I played one where you had to tickle an anime girl's pussy with a feather, and then she'd fart on you, and you had to tell her that it didn't bother you so she would give you a naked picture of herself.

I was 13, so I jacked off to it.

I am so depressed that I know what game you are fucking talking about...

 

[neci]

the sims have strapons? i am behind on the times.

 

[blobfish]

I am so depressed that I know what game you are fucking talking about...

What was it? I also remember a naked Betty Rubble. It was bizarre.

 

[SurrealObsession]

What was it? I also remember a naked Betty Rubble. It was bizarre.

If it is what I think it is (for all I know, there are a ton of farting chick sex games out there), it is a dating sim called SimGirl or maybe SimGirls. There were a couple of versions of the same game, but the second release free-to-play version had that little gem thrown in there.

 

[blobfish]

If it is what I think it is (for all I know, there are a ton of farting chick sex games out there), it is a dating sim called SimGirl or maybe SimGirls. There were a couple of versions of the same game, but the second release free-to-play version had that little gem thrown in there.

You're probably right; I really have no idea. It was years ago now.