Adult obesity rate hits 32%

The Coronavirus, Luk's meth dealer, and Rob's plastic surgeon are working as fast as they can to reduce that percemtage.
 
The Coronavirus, Luk's meth dealer, and Rob's plastic surgeon are working as fast as they can to reduce that percemtage.

Five hours later, and that's the best you can deliver? SAD.

"Rob was fat!" doesn't pack much punch these days, does it?

Especially since my BMI has been in "normal" range for almost a decade.

You seriously need some new material, little fella. :D

#HeTriesSoooooHard
 
More accurately, Rob was morbidly obese for decades until he had a soap-factory's supply of liposuction and yards of flesh sliced off his corpulent carcass.

Which is kind of like willpower, dieting, and exercise- except without the dieting and exercise and with the willpower replaced by stomach staples.

Have you decided on more liposuction, or are you going to have that suit let out a bit?
 
More accurately, Rob was morbidly obese for decades until he had a soap-factory's supply of liposuction and yards of flesh sliced off his corpulent carcass.

Which is kind of like willpower, dieting, and exercise- except without the dieting and exercise and with the willpower replaced by stomach staples.

Have you decided on more liposuction, or are you going to have that suit let out a bit?

I'm being lectured about exercise by a guy who can't bench press his "special needs" daughter's IQ. :D
 
One can always tell when you're feeling wounded. You revert to form.
 
Five hours later, and that's the best you can deliver? SAD.

"Rob was fat!" doesn't pack much punch these days, does it?

Especially since my BMI has been in "normal" range for almost a decade.

You seriously need some new material, little fella. :D

#HeTriesSoooooHard

the next time he correctly identifies an alt will be the first time. :cool:
 
oh yah, "greivously wounded" here...your "Rob Wuz Fat!" really hit home. /s

Obviously:

Five hours later, and that's the best you can deliver? SAD.

"Rob was fat!" doesn't pack much punch these days, does it?

Especially since my BMI has been in "normal" range for almost a decade.

You seriously need some new material, little fella. :D

#HeTriesSoooooHard


I'm being lectured about exercise by a guy who can't bench press his "special needs" daughter's IQ. :D
 
Time to redefine obesity and quit hurting peoples feelings. :)

Jesus Christ! What a bunch of fat fucks. We now CELEBRATE obesity. It's a disease. A major comorbidity. I think the 32% is low for my community.
 
the next time he correctly identifies an alt will be the first time. :cool:

You forget which one you are using today?
Nothing says you're obsessed like taking the time to do vanity graphic design.

To be fair, both of you did so on company time, on company computers. Luk forgot that he did that particular one at the copy store as Disgustipated.

i rest my case. :)
 
Connie's on yet another drug induced paranoia fest. Isn't paranoia one of the tells of drug addiction?
 
Time to redefine obesity and quit hurting peoples feelings. :)

Interesting comment since the current "obesity crisis" was actually created when NIH changed how obesity was defined and BMI became a key criterion. Overnight millions of people became either "overweight" or obese.

I think there is little doubt that Americans along with residents of many many other countries have gotten bigger over the years. However, Americans being Americans are among the best in the world in using the media, social and otherwise, to tell one another how they should live their lives and the rest of the world happily piled on to tell all of us how incredibly awful all American food products are. It is not healthy to be obese and there isn't a lot of controversy about what obesity looks like - however classifying tens of millions of Americans with BMIs in the mild to moderate overweight category as unhealthy is being used for political and economic advantage - e.g., tort lawyers who want to turn food into cigarettes for lawsuits, academics who want government grants for research and support and anti-corporate organizations who want to take down big American food companies.
 
Wow. Mind blown. Two Luks deny they are Luk.

Whatever happened to Kato, the drug-obsessed loser? You could always count on him for spellcheck! :(
 
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