Adult Movies with Plot?

[slyc_willie]

My lady and I have been looking for some quality adult movies where there is a definite storyline and at least some effort made to work the sex into the story rather than just having a collection of fuck scenes loosely tied together. We'd like to find some rather recent stuff; vintage early 80s porn is fine, but we'd prefer films with higher production values.

I've always liked Andrew Blake and Michael Ninn as adult film directors, and to this end I managed to download Secrets and Black Orchid. I also found an interesting little gem called Pornogothic. All relatively fit the bill, but as always, we're on the lookout for more.

Anyone have any suggestions?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

They made two pirate porn movies. Beyond that, I can't think of anything off the top of my head that isn't hentai.

 

[rgraham666]

I like Michael Ninn's stuff. Very interesting work.

Unfortunately, without a credit card, I can't order the ones I really want.

 

[slyc_willie]

They made two pirate porn movies. Beyond that, I can't think of anything off the top of my head that isn't hentai.

We've got the first Pirates. We like that one.

I like Michael Ninn's stuff. Very interesting work.

Unfortunately, without a credit card, I can't order the ones I really want.

Limewire, baby. Free download.

 

[rgraham666]

Limewire, baby. Free download.

Windows users only.

There are Mac torrent apps, but I can't ever seem to get them to work.

 

[slyc_willie]

Windows users only.

There are Mac torrent apps, but I can't ever seem to get them to work.

Oh, that's right. I forgot you were a Mac daddy.

With the right version of RealPlayer, you could copy videos off sites like Pornhub and Fantasti.cc. Or are they only Windows apps, as well?

 

[rgraham666]

I've looked at stuff at those sites. Very little appeals to me.

I'll be honest. Most porn is really fucking boring in my opinion. I think the last time I saw one that actually turned me on was a month ago. And that was mostly because one of the women in it reminded me a lot of one of my favorite AH ladies.

And my libido's been fading recently, which isn't helping. Don't know if I'm getting old or just finding porn a bad substitute for the real thing. Which I no longer have any hope of having again.

 

[impressive]

Which I no longer have any hope of having again.

That just earned you a smack upside the head when we next meet.

 

[slyc_willie]

That just earned you a smack upside the head when we next meet.

Indeed.

*smack*

You never know what the future may bring.

 

[Belegon]

Al Franken Confident About Recount (not really political)

um....yeah... this was supposed to be a new thread.

Oops...

It's Imps fault. She distracted me with whipped cream.

 

[slyc_willie]

So it looks like Al Franken might actually be a senator, if the news about the recount in Minnesota continues to trend well for him.

Which got me thinking.

Nothing against Al, but...

How about Robin Williams? Billy Crystal? Chris Rock?

I mean, if we could get these guys elected? Imagine how the ratings for C-Span would go up!

I mean, if Congress is gonna be a joke anyway...

And, this has to do with adult movies . . . how?

I'm guessing you meant to start your own thread, Bel.

 

[Belegon]

And, this has to do with adult movies . . . how?

I'm guessing you meant to start your own thread, Bel.

Yes, post already edited. Like I said, it's her fault.

Whipped cream on ANY part of Imp is massively distracting and I throw myself on the mercy of the court. It's temporary insanity I tell ya...

 

[slyc_willie]

Yes, post already edited. Like I said, it's her fault.

Whipped cream on ANY part of Imp is massively distracting and I throw myself on the mercy of the court. It's temporary insanity I tell ya...

I know how you feel.

I have my own whipped cream model here.

Hmm . . . off to google "adult movies with whipped cream."

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Yes, post already edited. Like I said, it's her fault.

Whipped cream on ANY part of Imp is massively distracting and I throw myself on the mercy of the court. It's temporary insanity I tell ya...

I know how you feel.

I have my own whipped cream model here.

Hmm . . . off to google "adult movies with whipped cream."

Maybe you four should get together and make your own whipped cream movie with a plot? some kind of "Friends over for Thanksgiving" thing or something. You're all writers, I'm sure you could all come up with something

 

[john-the-author]

I've looked at stuff at those sites. Very little appeals to me.

I'll be honest. Most porn is really fucking boring in my opinion. I think the last time I saw one that actually turned me on was a month ago. And that was mostly because one of the women in it reminded me a lot of one of my favorite AH ladies.

And my libido's been fading recently, which isn't helping. Don't know if I'm getting old or just finding porn a bad substitute for the real thing. Which I no longer have any hope of having again.

You might want to have a hormone level test done. I was having trouble thinking and multitasking at the level I knew I was used to and had a hormone test done. Turned out my testosterone was almost non-existent, as was my thyroid. I started using a testosterone cream and taking thyroid pills every day and I'm Much Better Now.

 

[john-the-author]

My lady and I have been looking for some quality adult movies where there is a definite storyline and at least some effort made to work the sex into the story rather than just having a collection of fuck scenes loosely tied together. We'd like to find some rather recent stuff; vintage early 80s porn is fine, but we'd prefer films with higher production values.

I've always liked Andrew Blake and Michael Ninn as adult film directors, and to this end I managed to download Secrets and Black Orchid. I also found an interesting little gem called Pornogothic. All relatively fit the bill, but as always, we're on the lookout for more.

Anyone have any suggestions?

I like the old, classic stuff from the late 70s and 80s. The Opening of Misty Beethoven, for example, was a pretty decent porn version of "Pygmalion." "The Ribald Tales of Canterbury" (with Hyapatia Lee, Colleen Brennan, and a number of others) is a good retelling of some of the classic Chaucerian stories (again, with okay costumes and actual story lines).

And there was a rather nice general fantasy/Lord of the Rings sorta thing done recently called "Lady of the Rings" that had pretty yummy characters and some very good costumes.

 

[slyc_willie]

Lady of the Rings, huh? Looking that up now.

 

[sweetness6280]

I like the old, classic stuff from the late 70s and 80s. The Opening of Misty Beethoven, for example, was a pretty decent porn version of "Pygmalion." "The Ribald Tales of Canterbury" (with Hyapatia Lee, Colleen Brennan, and a number of others) is a good retelling of some of the classic Chaucerian stories (again, with okay costumes and actual story lines).

And there was a rather nice general fantasy/Lord of the Rings sorta thing done recently called "Lady of the Rings" that had pretty yummy characters and some very good costumes.

You beat me to Misty Beethoven.. one of my favs. We spent an evening watching old 60's and 70's porn not too long ago with a film studies professor. He has the most extensive porn library I have ever seen! It was a blast. We even watched the old "Alice in Wonderland" musical porn.

He's taking care of family issues right now and unavailable, but when he returns, I will ask him about some titles, if you like.

ETA: I forgot to add some of my favs, other than Misty and Alice. Three Daughters, Take Off, Fade to Black, The Necklace are all flicks that I enjoyed.

 

[slyc_willie]

You beat me to Misty Beethoven.. one of my favs. We spent an evening watching old 60's and 70's porn not too long ago with a film studies professor. He has the most extensive porn library I have ever seen! It was a blast. We even watched the old "Alice in Wonderland" musical porn.

He's taking care of family issues right now and unavailable, but when he returns, I will ask him about some titles, if you like.

ETA: I forgot to add some of my favs, other than Misty and Alice. Three Daughters, Take Off, Fade to Black, The Necklace are all flicks that I enjoyed.

Alice in Wonderland is still one of our favorites. The scene between Alice and the Mad Hatter inspired us to dress as them for Halloween.

I think I've heard of Fade To Black, but not the others.

 

[john-the-author]

You beat me to Misty Beethoven.. one of my favs. We spent an evening watching old 60's and 70's porn not too long ago with a film studies professor. He has the most extensive porn library I have ever seen! It was a blast. We even watched the old "Alice in Wonderland" musical porn.

He's taking care of family issues right now and unavailable, but when he returns, I will ask him about some titles, if you like.

ETA: I forgot to add some of my favs, other than Misty and Alice. Three Daughters, Take Off, Fade to Black, The Necklace are all flicks that I enjoyed.

Geeze, how could I have forgotten Alice in Wonderland with the hot and edible Kristen De Bell? There's a very funny X-rated version of Cinderella from about the same period, too.