Adult Games

[EnglishBard]

Hi, one and all, my first ever posting to a bulletin board here. Lemme start at the beginning;
5 years or so ago I purchased an adult board game for our personal delight and delectation. We played it once, just Mrs Bard and I, and I was seriously disappointed. It was all "Remove an item of clothing" and "Fondle the boobs of the player on your left" and little else. It went into the nether regions of the loft, until recently rediscovered and brought back for another try. This time we lasted 5 minutes, and discarded it again. There was no anticipation, no gradual build up and in short no fun.
I have taken it in mind to design my own board game, as I'm sure I can do better than this, for non-commercial purposes at present (but you never know, it may be my ticket to wealth and wonders) and am looking for some ideas. The game is loosely broken up into 5 zones; Touch'n go, Visions in blue, Aural pleasure, Food for thought, and Mind over matter. Each zone has a theme, which I'm sure are relatively self explannatory but based on four of the senses and also mental imagery, and in each zone you can answer questions/ take challenges rated from 1 to 5. For example a 1-rated challenge is to whisper something in a player's ear which will make them raise their eyebrows. A 5 challenge might be to kiss the person on your left, full on, tongues too, for at least 20 seconds. You see the idea? Not too hardcore, but something that most fun couples would go for. The game is all about suggestion, and if it helps lead people into something more then great, but if not it should at least be a fun evening even for those who aren't into anything too daring. I'm after ideas for more challenges, based on any of the five ideas mentioned and all help is appreciated. The game will include a blindfold, and if you want to hear any more of the ideas I already have to get a flavour for it then just ask.

On a different note, I'd like to express my horror and extend my sincerest sympathies to all those affected by the events yesterday. My prayers are with you.
stay safe everyone.
Bard

 

[SimplySouthern]

a possible challenge

Whisper to your partner (or aloud to the entire group) your deepest sexual fantasy. Not a one line blurb about wanting a threesome...I mean a full detailed description using all the naughty words you can pack into one sentence.

 

[EnglishBard]

Wow, what a disappointment you guys are. I thought this would be the place to find some imaginative and inspiring answers to my question. Instead I find 124 people who've read the message, and only one who could come up with any ideas. Surely this cannot be. Perhaps everyone is busy whitening their tennis shoes? Are you really going to let me down so badly? Shame on you.

 

[registered "^^"]

Lit is usually a much more exciting place

It's that most of the minds are now on the events at the World Trade Center and not on games. Give us a little time and i am sure you will get a few hints. While your waiting, read the stories, I'm sure you can gleen a few ideas from there. Just don't infringe on the copyrights of the stories.

 

[Quiet Smiles]

Well, since you asked so nicely... (not)

Wow, what a disappointment you guys are. I thought this would be the place to find some imaginative and inspiring answers to my question. Instead I find 124 people who've read the message, and only one who could come up with any ideas. Surely this cannot be. Perhaps everyone is busy whitening their tennis shoes? Are you really going to let me down so badly? Shame on you.

Eventhough you got a bit insulting there with the scolding... I'll attempt a reply. This is the first time I've seen your thread - must have been bumped off the first page by the time I got here yesterday. You do realize we've been a bit preoccupied with the events in NYC for the last couple of days, maybe cutting us some slack is in order?

As I understand your question, you'd like suggestions of things people playing the game can do, right? Ok, here are a few things I can think of (all variations on the same theme):

-person accepting the challenge is blindfolded, others in the group stand in a circle around him/her. Spin the blindfolded player around a few times, whoever is standing in front of him/her when s/he stops steps forward to the blindfolded player's outstretched hands. Blindfolded player must feel the chest or breasts of the person in front of him/her for a minimum of 30 seconds. Extra points if they can guess whose chest/breasts they are feeling.

-same as above, but the blindfolded person much feel the crotch area of the person in front of him/her. Extra points for correctly identifying the person.

-same as above, but the blindfolded person is guided to feel the rearend of the person they're facing. Extra points for correctly identifying the person.

-same as above, but the blindfolded person must kiss the person in front of them for a minimum of 30 seconds. Higher challenge points for using tongues. Extra points for correctly identifying the person.

I might think of some more later. I'll get back to you if I do. Hope that was what you were looking for, cuz I'd hate to have done it wrong and be yelled at again...

 

[SimplySouthern]

I even took the time to reply...and not a thank you one.

Geez, how bout a game with some gratitude?

 

[Problem Child]

This game looks way too damn complicated. Somebody mail me the cliff notes.

 

[EnglishBard]

To simply southern ,all I can say is "Thank you, ma'am" (raising hat respectfully as he does so).

I understand the preoccupation, I too have thought of little else since Wednesday, this was also an attempt to help by lifting some of the despondency which I felt was settling over us all by now. I did not mean to be curt, to yell, to get stroppy or be insensitive, and my deepest and sincerest apologies to anyone I may have offended. Thank you all for replying,