Adopt a forumite

[drewxcore]

OK.
Heres the idea.
Pick a forumite you would like to adopt, and name your bidding price, any challenges are welcome.
I'll manage the adoptions.
Anyone can be adopted, even me
Make the adoption offers half amusing, at least.


I'll adopt ThatSweetness for 6 carrots and a disabled donkey

RULES

An adoption is in effect until the adoptee is brought by another person on agreement by the current owner.

A person's owner is also the owner by extension of any persons they own. A payment must also be made (perhaps in way of a nude pic ) once a purchase has been made

A person may not bid on theirself

 

[Handley_Page]

OK.
Heres the idea.
Pick a forumite you would like to adopt, and name your bidding price, any challenges are welcome.
I'll manage the adoptions.
Anyone can be adopted, even me
Make the adoption offers half amusing, at least.


I'll adopt ThatSweetness for 6 carrots and a disabled donkey

SweetSubSarah:
14 chickens and a bactrian camel

 

[lance gt]

Sereneone4you:
100 acres of pasture and a mating pair of horses

 

[Guest]

YoursSINSerely:

Six bottles of champagne, the hubcap from a Toyota Tercel and a new pair of black stilettos

 

[TE999]

Dianthus

Five shovels of peat, four scoops of fertilizer, three squirts of weed killer, two buckets of compost and a Japanese beetle trap in a tree.

 

[Stella_Omega]

name redacted'
14 chickens and a bactrian camel

I'll raise you two Bactrian camels.

 

[Guest]

How much to just RENT Stella so's I can turn her loose on some people I know?

Can we start at two sets of Kenwood Subwoofers and a quart of Tequila (sans worm)?

She'd be free as soon as I let her loose on their forums with a keyboard and a couple shots of tequila in her. No harm would come to her I promise.

 

[Stella_Omega]

How much to just RENT Stella so's I can turn her loose on some people I know?

Can we start at two sets of Kenwood Subwoofers and a quart of Tequila (sans worm)?

She'd be free as soon as I let her loose on their forums with a keyboard and a couple shots of tequila in her. No harm would come to her I promise.

Where'd the worm go?

 

[lance gt]

Where'd the worm go?

Nothing worse than getting a bottle of Mezcal and someone's already nicked the worm Tequila on the other hand, is naturally worm-free.

 

[TxRad]

Where'd the worm go?

Korean Tequila, maybe.

 

[Guest]

Where'd the worm go?

I saved it for you. I think the rest of the stuff goes to the auctioneer or to LIT directly.

I'll toss in a bottle of Jack single barrel for you to sweeten the deal.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'll raise you two Bactrian camels.

ok.
And 12 ewes.


Public Affection:
1 dozen corn-fed cows, 2 Elephants and an Oak tree with two squirrels.

 

[lance gt]

Drip Honey
Two short stories and a one-off collection of Marilyn's toenail clippings.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I saved it for you. I think the rest of the stuff goes to the auctioneer or to LIT directly.

I'll toss in a bottle of Jack single barrel for you to sweeten the deal.

I'm your man!

Woman.

Mercenary.

Drubnk.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'd wonder what to bit for Stella Omega. . . . . . .

[ think; a case of champaign, a small herd (10?) of elephants ,
two Giraffes, a dozen sheep, and a large Nile Crocodile.]

 

[Guest]

I'm your man!

Woman.

Mercenary.

Drubnk.

WOOHOO!! I win!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'd wonder what to bit for Stella Omega. . . . . . .

[ think; a case of champaign, a small herd (10?) of elephants ,
two Giraffes, a dozen sheep, and a large Nile Crocodile.]

You realise that anything you bid on me I'm going to use to outbid you for sarah...

 

[Guest]

Drew: I'll give you THE TRILOGY on both LaserDisc ad VHS (first editions that are mint) along with the original score on vinyl and a Han Solo action figure still in blister packing in trade for ThatSweetness.

 

[Dianthus]

Dianthus

Five shovels of peat, four scoops of fertilizer, three squirts of weed killer, two buckets of compost and a Japanese beetle trap in a tree.

Oh, Tom!

You had me at shovels of peat....

 

[TE999]

Oh, Tom!

You had me at shovels of peat....

Oh joy! Oh rapture! Pardon us everyone, we must find a secluded nook and discuss gardening techniques.

 

[Handley_Page]

You realise that anything you bid on me I'm going to use to outbid you for sarah...

Not a chance.
what's your latest bid for her?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Not a chance.
what's your latest bid for her?

It's in a sealed envelope, that's all I'm saying

 

[Handley_Page]

It's in a sealed envelope, that's all I'm saying

Not fair; this is an open auction!

 

[drewxcore]

Drew: I'll give you THE TRILOGY on both LaserDisc ad VHS (first editions that are mint) along with the original score on vinyl and a Han Solo action figure still in blister packing in trade for ThatSweetness.

Up your bid, i have plans for her

 

[lance gt]

Up your bid, i have plans for her

He has YoursSinscerely to add to the total Drew.