adopt a college student

[InnocentAngel81]

for only the price of a cup of coffee every day, you can adopt a college student, with that money she can afford a bus pass to get to class every morning, paper to do homework, and the occasionally bottle of jolt cola to wake her up at 6 am. You will recieve letters from your adopted child and hear about whats been going on. with this money she can afford to get some glasses she so desperately need, and a trip to a dentist for her root canal, why dont you help her?

 

[InnocentAngel81]

did I mention the money also goes to condoms, and the occasional tight fitting outfit for lit pictures hehe

 

[Shaq]

*wimpers*


Sometimes poor D doesn't even have enough money to support his porn addiction....YOU can make a difference....


Call 1-800-JERKING right now....together we can save the children....

 

[red_rose]

*wimpers*


Sometimes poor D doesn't even have enough money to support his porn addiction....YOU can make a difference....


Call 1-800-JERKING right now....together we can save the children....

The question is... what are we saving the children from??

 

[Guest]

Adoption--yeah, that's the Ticket!

I want to start an "ADOPT THE PUSSY" fund!

 

[red_rose]

Re: Adoption--yeah, that's the Ticket!

I want to start an "ADOPT THE PUSSY" fund!

Do I get a discount due to the lack of tail??

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Adoption--yeah, that's the Ticket!

Do I get a discount due to the lack of tail??

_________

Gee doll, do you mean that I don't get enough tail?

 

[Azwed]

My roommate has a foundation he calls the "his first name" foundation. He sends letters and emails to companies asking them to donate money to help poor college studentes.

 

[red_rose]

I was referring to your backside, love.

I'm sure you get enough tail to make up for it, though.

And you tell a good "tale" to boot.

 

[Guest]

I was referring to your backside, love.

I'm sure you get enough tail to make up for it, though.

And you tell a good "tale" to boot.

___________

I know you did sweetheart--my pun was not well-crafted today!

A discount for you ANY TIME, ANY PLACE, ANY WHERE!

 

[red_rose]

My roommate has a foundation he calls the "his first name" foundation. He sends letters and emails to companies asking them to donate money to help poor college studentes.

Hey... does that work???

 

[Azwed]

Hey... does that work???

Well he has been doing it for four years and no luck yet but well you never know....

I do think he managed to get his email account blocked from Microsoft's main corporate server.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

sniffle sniffle no one wants to adopt me

 

[MechaBlade]

sniffle sniffle no one wants to adopt me

Sorry, but if I spend any more money, that means I must eat Ramen 10 days straight.

Actually I'll be home soon. Real food! Yay!

 

[lavender]

 

[Shaq]

The question is... what are we saving the children from??

I...don't know....and that uncertainty frightens me...

 

[DevilBoy79]

sniffle sniffle no one wants to adopt me

awww i'll adopt you, if that counts at all

 

[Saint Peter]

did I mention the money also goes to condoms, and the occasional tight fitting outfit for lit pictures hehe

Can i just adopt the Lit Pics?

 

[DevilBoy79]

Can i just adopt the Lit Pics?

nope everything belong to me send money though if you really want to, we always could use the xtra condoms

 

[LordKronos]

~scraches his chin and ponders~ maybe if I had some money but I'm almost 2 months behind on my cable modem bill (I'll catch up Monday) and have a few other things to worry about. But I'll give you free sex if that helps!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

have you all forgotten me? i'm still up for adoption

 

[magicpenis]

aww hehe ill adopt you sweetie

 

[lovetoread]

Sheesh...

let me know if this works,I will put myself up for adoption too.

 

[patient1]

for only the price of a cup of coffee every day, you can adopt a college student, with that money she can afford a bus pass to get to class every morning, paper to do homework, and the occasionally bottle of jolt cola to wake her up at 6 am. You will recieve letters from your adopted child and hear about whats been going on. with this money she can afford to get some glasses she so desperately need, and a trip to a dentist for her root canal, why dont you help her?

I'm opposed to anyone waking up at 6am as a matter of principal, and wary of open-ended fnancial commitments.

How much would your glasses cost?

 

[patient1]

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