Adolf

Liar · Sep 10, 2005

What a brain fart. I stood in my kitchen, making coffee, musing about this or that, and something got me thinking of Hitler. It happens, he was a pretty important fella, after all.

But as I stood there...I couldn't remember what the hell his first name was. Alfred? Albert? Ahmed? Clive? I had to google it to trigger the memory.

Weird.

rgraham666 · Sep 10, 2005

Originally, his last name was Shicklegruber.

Adolf's father was an illegitimate child and so had Adolf's grandmother's name.

Adolf's grandfather legitimised Adolf's father late in life, so Adolf's last name became Hiedler. Which became Hitler when Adolf moved to Germany.

This name change altered history. No one can say "Heil Shicklegruber!" with a straight face.

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

rgraham666 said:
Originally, his last name was Shicklegruber.

Adolf's father was an illegitimate child and so had Adolf's grandmother's name.

Adolf's grandfather legitimised Adolf's father late in life, so Adolf's last name became Hiedler. Which became Hitler when Adolf moved to Germany.

This name change altered history. No one can say "Heil Shicklegruber!" with a straight face.

Thanks, Rob.

I needed that laugh this morning.

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

And as World War II started, there were six Hitlers listed in the New York City phonebook. By the end of the war, none.

Ted-repository of meaningless trivia.

Don't worry about forgetting his name. These memory lapses become more frequent as you get, uh, umm, oh yeah, older.

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

Ted-E-Bare said:
And as World War II started, there were six Hitlers listed in the New York City phonebook. By the end of the war, none.

Ted-repository of meaningless trivia.

Don't worry about forgetting his name. These memory lapses become more frequent as you get, uh, umm, oh yeah, older.

Who are you?

:cathappy:

rgraham666 · Sep 10, 2005

sweetsubsarahh said:
Thanks, Rob.

I needed that laugh this morning.

Welcome, sarah.

And if I ever forget about you, I ain't old, I'm deceased.

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

rgraham666 said:
Welcome, sarah.

And if I ever forget about you, I ain't old, I'm deceased.

http://bestsmileys.com/love2/15.gif

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

i think that syphillis should be renamed hitler...
hrm...

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

sweetsubsarahh said:
Who are you?

The person you were going to PM a nude photo to?

<ducks>

rgraham666 · Sep 10, 2005

sweetsubsarahh said:
http://bestsmileys.com/love2/15.gif

Vella? Isn't that an unkind thing to do?

To syphilis?

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

Ted-E-Bare said:
The person you were going to PM a nude photo to?

<ducks>

Well not any MORE! Dang!

Ya told the whole world about it!

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

rgraham666 said:
Vella? Isn't that an unkind thing to do?

To syphilis?

lol true...syphilis can be cured afterall....
how about irritible bowel syndrom?
or colon polyps???

im sorry, I can't have the hot sauce, i suffer from hitler.

rgraham666 · Sep 10, 2005

vella_ms said:
lol true...syphilis can be cured afterall....
how about irritible bowel syndrom?
or colon polyps???

im sorry, I can't have the hot sauce, i suffer from hitler.

LOL

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

sweetsubsarahh said:
Well not any MORE! Dang!

Ya told the whole world about it!

I'm counting on you forgetting that.

Liar · Sep 10, 2005

vella_ms said:
or colon polyps???

Hold on. If there's one thing I definitely don't want up my ass, it's a genocidal German dictator.

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

Liar said:
Hold on. If there's one thing I definitely don't want up my ass, it's a genocidal German dictator.

So if I understand you correctly, that's the only thing you don't want up your ass?

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

Ted-E-Bare said:
So if I understand you correctly, that's the only thing you don't want up your ass?

*grin*
im on liar's side .

minsue · Sep 10, 2005

vella_ms said:
*grin*
im on liar's side .

His backside, I assume?

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

minsue said:
His backside, I assume?

no cuz the front side has a penis...
however, i have no issues with anal penetration...how about you?

minsue · Sep 10, 2005

vella_ms said:
no cuz the front side has a penis...
however, i have no issues with anal penetration...how about you?

A lady never tells...

Guest · Sep 10, 2005

minsue said:
A lady never tells...

so, you're saying you're a lady...
ok, im laughing so hard inside my head that lucky can hear it!
how loves ya baby, aside from the obvious??!!

minsue · Sep 10, 2005

vella_ms said:
so, you're saying you're a lady...
ok, im laughing so hard inside my head that lucky can hear it!
how loves ya baby, aside from the obvious??!!

She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight
She loves the theater, but doesn't come late
She'd never bother, with people she'd hate
That's why the lady is a tramp

Doesn't like crap games, with barons and earls
Won't go to Harlem, in ermine and pearls
Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of those girls
That's why the lady is a tramp

She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair
Life without care
She's broke, but it's o'k
She hates California, it's cold and it's damp
That's why the lady is a tramp

Doesn't like dice games, with sharpies and frauds
Won't go to Harlem, in Lincolns or Fords
Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of those broads
That's why the lady is a tramp

matriarch · Sep 10, 2005

I claim the right to remain silent.

minsue · Sep 10, 2005

matriarch said:
I claim the right to remain silent.

Oh, you can try.....

matriarch · Sep 10, 2005

minsue said:
Oh, you can try.....

Bitch.

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