Adams Rib..**** in the garden

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Behold Paradise!.
Eden lies in fragrant fecund glory. A tapestry of nature's marvels, wrapped in a golden nimbus and full of sweet color and the sounds of gentle animals.
Eden lies at the feet of Man.
And Man is bored....


Adam looked at his olive skinned reflection in a still pool of azure blue. A silvery fish lept into his hand and he let it slip back in with a splash.
He had no way of knowing of course just how perfect a creature he was. Though the sight of that face and muscular body would have set feminine hearts on fire with ease...there were no feminine hearts.

He sighs and lays back on the soft mossy sward, his hands clasped behind his head, his biceps beautifuly delineated, he looks up at the fleecy clouds that drift lazily across the vaulted sky.
Another day...another day.
A rabbit hops over to him and nuzzles it's twitching nose against his warm skin.
He looks down and smiles, his cock, a thick and turgid thing to be so nearly useless, lolls on his tight bronzed belly just a few inches from the bunnys fluffy tail.

If only he were a cute little bunny...but he's not.
He's all alone.

The day is warm, the breeze gentle and soon the perfect man is sound asleep.

'Damn!...I know this is gonna be trouble but I can't let him be so morose day after day.'
God looked from one drawing to the other...
Green hair...three breasts...hips like a water buffalo. Or golden hair...two round breasts...hips softly flairing. Now which one will the boy like!?
God makes his decision quickly and armed with the blueprints he bends over the dreaming Adam and begins doing some very strange things with one of his ribs....


OOC... A ribald account of life in the Graden of Eden for Chanaud and I and maybe a snake.

Restricted thread...hope you enjoy it.

 

[chanaud]

Eve

Across the water, hidden deep in the thick luscious forest of the great Garden of Eden lays a woman in deep slumber on a soft bed of moss. Though her body lay askew, her breathing is peaceful. A bashful doe approaches her and nuzzles her back, forcing her to open her eyes for the first time. Her eyelashes flutter a few times as a ray of sunshine spotlights her. The doe licks her back delicately. She giggles for it tickles.

God smiles down and smiles at the creation. She’s so beautiful; God decides she will bear the womb to create more like her. He just hopes Adam won’t be in too much pain from his missing rib.

A red-breasted sparrow swoops down by the doe’s head, chirping madly for play. The doe chases it and looks back at the new creature, beckoning her to chase. A musical melody escapes her lips as she tries her vocal chords. Liking the new sound, she laughs again. Cascades of blonde hair flows freely behind her as she tries out her long limbs and chases the yearling.

 

[ariosto]

Adam sits up and shakes sleep from his eyes, breathing deep the fresh air of Eden. A sound that he's never heard before drifts towards him from the glade across the small babbling creek.
He spots a doe, leaping gracefully towards him and beyond that something else...something he's never seen before!

He stands up to get a better look and Eve sees him. A tall
magnificent man, bronzed by the sun is peering at her!
She stops stock still and tries to straighten out her windblown hair. It's hopeless...she stamps her foot.

"Hey! Have you got anything I can get these tangles out with!?"

Adam is dumbfounded! The creature talks!
"Unhhhhhh....no."
He says. He's never combed his hair in his brief life.

"Oh...okay then....guess I'll keep running. Good for the figure you know."

He looked her up and down...figure?!
She had two legs but her's were long and smooth and they ended at....
Where was her thing!
He looked down at his own and was alarmed to see it stiff and standing high, nodding like a snake!

"Bye!"
The creature turned, hiding those round knobs on her chest but revealing a high firm bottom that some how made him ache in strange places.

"Wait!"
He called out.
"Come over here and I'll get you untangled....
My name's Adam."

 

[chanaud]

They played chase into the deep forest. Eve ran as fast as she could but Adam’s legs though shorter were faster and firmer. She can feel him breathing hard on her back and she screamed with delight. He reached out and grabbed her thick blonde mane and pulled it roughly, snapping her neck.

“Hey watch it! Are you trying to give me whiplash?”

“Whiplash? What is that?” Adam wondered why she’s talking that way.

They stood staring and panting hard. Her flushed cheeks were not due to the hard running but to the thing that bobbed forward. It seemed to have life of it’s own. The eye winked at her in greeting. Adam continued to stare openmouthed.

Her blonde hair cascaded the front covering her round mounds. Her rosy nipples peeked through the strands and hardened. With her hands on her hips, she looked at him boldly. “You keep staring like that and you’ll soon be eating flies.”

And off she went running away from him again.

 

[ariosto]

Adam watched her swiftly cross a flower strewn meadow and then stop under the shade of an ancient tree.
She looked at him over her shoulder and winked.
That's what she was doing...winking, but of course he had no idea what that was...

"Are you all right? Have you something in your eye?"
he shouted.

He did notice that the strange swelling in his thing had gone down a bit as soon as she distanced herself but within him was a longing to close the distance again. The swelling had not been...unpleasent.

She had turned now and stood facing him, her hands were on those oddly flairing hips and the wind had whipped her golden hair away to reveal two hemispheres of mounded flesh each tipped with a rosey peak.
Adam looked down at his own chest.
Broad, tightly muscled and sunbronzed with two tiny little nubs but nothing that looked like those...nothing.

"Hey! slow poke are you gonna chase me or not!?"

A bluebird landed on his shoulder.
"Chase her stupid!" It said and arced away into the cerulean sky.

 

[chanaud]

Having a good start, Adam soon lost sight of her. He stopped in the thickest part of the deep forest and looked around in bewilderment. The only sound he heard was birds chirping from a distance. Perplexed, he turned in all directions. Which direction should he take?

Twigs cracked behind him. He turned and there she was.

“Silly! Were you about to give up so soon?” Her blue eyes stared at him boldly.

Before he had a chance to answer, she ran off in record speed. This time, Adam didn’t hesitate. He was soon at her heels and laughing along. She ran behind the largest tree in the middle of the forest. He followed after her. She turned to the left. As soon as he followed her to his right, she turned to her right. They ran around in circles until she came to a sudden stop.

He found himself close to her. So close, he can feel her rosebuds grazing his chest and harden with each breath. Her eyes turned into a soft pool of blue water. Adam leaned in close, so close. Eve pushed him away with both palms and released a careful playful laugh.

“Well, are you going to tell me your name?”

 

[ariosto]

"The Old Man said my name was Adam...so I guess it is."

"Adam...", Eve rolled the name around on her pretty tongue.
"I like that...my names Eve."

"Thanks...what are those?"
He pressed his finger against the small pink buds that capped those very intriguing mounds on her chest.

She giggled...
"Why sweety you do ask the silliest questions!"

He dropped his hands and blushed furiously.
This was his Garden and he could ask just any kind of questions he wanted too!

"I may as well ask you what THAT is?"
Her long elegant finger touched the long thick appendage that hung between his legs.
It twitched and began to stiffen!

"OH!" Eve jumped back.

"Ohhhhhhhhh." Adam responded.

She leaned down and put her hands on her knees to look more closely and he found it hard to tear his eyes away from the pointed orbs that now were so deliciously squeezed together between her arms.

What was going on here!

 

[sweetprincessbabe]

first question: What do you mean by restricted
and
second: Do you still need a snake or any other character?

 

[chanaud]

“Eewwwww…Why is it leaking?” Eve asked as she peered down closer.

Adam moaned. Her nubs were extended out almost touching him. He backed away quickly embarrassed that his thing was leaking.

“Dunno.. Guess I gotta pee. I’ll be right back”

He made haste behind low thick bushes. Eve was able to see his head look down at his thing and watch the face redden with strain. She relaxed against a tree trunk and closed her eyes, enjoying a ray of sunshine warm her face. A squirrel ran up behind her and settled on her shoulder. Her girlish giggles deepened.

When Eve opened her eyes again, she gasped in shock. Adam’s face was bright pink as he was staring at her. The muscles on his upper arms were flexing at rapid speed.

“Adam! Are you all right? You don’t look well!”

 

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"Look!" He said stepping from behind a bush.
His long hard thing was gripped in his hand and he was pumping it for all he was worth.
The squirrel thrust it's nose forward in curiosity...several bunnies scampered up to watch.
A tiny bluebird settled on Adams head...

"It's...strange,..."he gasped
"I..I...couldn't...make water..but as I shook it a strange warm...tingley feeling...a NICE feeling came over me and it got bigger and even harder!"

Eve approached cautiously fighting back a desire to reach out and...

"Touch it!...here take hold of it ...see for yourself! Maybe it'll make you tingle too!"

The animals all nodded in agreement as she took the hot jerking thing in her pretty little hands.

 

[chanaud]

“Ouch!” She jumped back and released it immediately.

“Touch it!” Adam begged with a soft moan.

Eve was curious. It was odd that she felt a bit of dampness between her thighs whenever she looked down at it. With her sky blue eyes fixated on Adam’s sweaty face, Eve grabbed it with both hands and pulled it hard. Adam jerked forward.

“Oh! I’m sorry. Did I hurt you?”

“Noooo!!! Do it again?”

She giggled and did exactly what he asked. Her slender fingers formed a ring around him and stroked it back making it firmer. The bulbous tip winked at her. She ran fingers back to the tip and back to the base increasing speed with each stroke and watch his face redden. There was a look of concern on her pretty little face.

“Am I doing it right?”

 

[ariosto]

"Unhhhh...yes."
Adam watched her hands moving up and down the lengthof his...his...thing, as did all the animals gathered about.

Eve was fascinated...she didn't have one of these at all and it did seem to be making the young man happy.
She squeezed it.

"Arrrghhhhhh!"

"I'm sorry did that hurt?"

"No."
His eyes were glazed..."Squeeze it again."
Kneeling in a more comfortable position right in front of him she noticed a tightly filled sac hanging from under the thing she was stroking.

She touched it and hefted it in her free hand...there seemed to be something inside...

"What's this Adam, "she asked squeezing gently,
"What do you do with these?"
She was still stroking him and rubbing the wide velvet soft tip with her thumb.

"OHHOHHHOHHHHHHHHHH..........Don't stop!"
For some reason inspite of the refreshing breeze he was sweating and breathing very hard.

 

[chanaud]

His thingy were burning her hand. Still she remained, fascinated with the way it hardened and Adam’s reaction. She increased her strokes. Her hand was now pumping faster and furiously while her other hand lifted his sac and squeezed and cradled it like an egg.

“Oh yesssssss…. Keep doing it….Don’t stop…”

His ragged breathing was making his face purple and sweat was pouring off him. Eve heeded to his pleas. Adam grabbed the back of her long blonde hair and twisted his fingers in its long locks as he thrust in and out pumping his meat into her hands.

“Lick it Eve!”

Adam screamed out in his throes of passion. Surprised at his sudden change in demeanor, she stared at him wide eyed. His small nipples were standing straight up like hers. His body was tense and thrusting uncontrollably. Without allowing her to decide, Adam’s hand nudged her head gently.

Eve shrugged with indifference and thought, “Why not.”

Her tongue licked his bulbous gently. “Not bad,” she thought. Braver, her tongue snaked around his head.

“Aaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Adam cried out as white thick fluid spurted out of him

 

[ariosto]

God gives an anatomy lesson

"MY GOD WHAT"S THAT!"
Adam's long hard thingy was jerking uncontolably in Eve's hands and he himself was almost to lost in the shuddering waves of pleasure that engulfed him with each stroke and spurt, to disregard the terror with which he saw the white sticky stuff gushing from his body and lacquering Eve's surprised face and heaving...'thingy's'.

Have Faith in the Lord Adam...you ain't dyin'
The stentorian voice rolled from the suddenly cloudy sky and all the animals scampered away.

Another thing you two...let's get our nomenclature right. Eve that 'thingy' you have in your hands is called a penis. When it's big and hard as it is now you can call it an erection, a rod, a spear, a staff, a pleasure pistol, whatever. Cock is always acceptable.

Eve looked down at the deflating...erection... in her hand and mouthed to Adam, "Where did it go!?"

SILENCE!...I'm not finished.
Now Adam those soft round things on Eve's chest are called breasts though terms such as boobs, tits, jugs and knockers can be occasionaly used. The small hard buds at the apex of each that are covered in your semen, jism, spend and cum...I'll tell you what that's good for later...are her nipples. Now you'll have noticed when she was stroking your erection, her nipples became quite....

 

[chanaud]

"ERECT! "

“They look like tiny pebbles.” Adam’s hands reached out and rubbed gently, making them stiffer. Eve’s eyes closed as a soft moan escaped her luscious, natural red lips.

“You can stimulate any of these sexual areas by using your hands, mouth or whatever you choose. Explore my children! Learn what stimulates you and each other. Spread your joy all over the Garden. Remember though you are safe within the compounds of this Garden. This beautiful haven named Garden of Eden. It is your Eden.”

Adam’s hands started pinching and squeezing hard bringing a yelp, and tears to Eve’s eyes. She pulled back and slapped his hands away. Adam’s perplexed face turned purple from embarrassment.

“What was that for???”

"LISTEN! I’M NOT FINISHED! You will have plenty of time to play with her jugs, Adam. But first, you must listen carefully….”

 

[ariosto]

God paused and cleared his throat...
Though I have made you both quite 'seemly'...downright seething in the sex department in fact!
And set up within your illformed pysche's an insatiab, irresistable attraction to each other...
The perfect couple snuggled warmly, smiled broadly and exchanged wee cheek kissy's.

AHEM!...There is a point that you may NOT go beyond! A barrier that you can not cross Adam my Boy.

A small wrinkle of doubt flit across his high and perfect brow.
"Me...?"

Yes you my rampant young stallion.
A horse whinnied in jealousy from it's hiding place behind the fuscia bromeliads.

Eve please take Adam's prick in your pretty hands.

"Prick?"
She looked confused.

Yes..yes!...Prick! Penis, Cock, Prick, Dick, Rod, Staff, Magick Wand, Hot Cucumber!.....That thing sticking out!

"Oh."
She said and grabbed his now rampant appendage.
"Ohhhhhhh..."
Said the First Man and closed his eyes.

Good...good...now Adam, reach between Eve's legs with your fingers and see what you find.

The dutiful son did as he was told.

"It's uhhhh...warm, wet...GOSH! I can get inside!"

Precisely!
God chuckled.

Eve giggled...birds began chirping again.

 

[chanaud]

"No, you fool! You can stick anything in there, but that or any live animal. She would much prefer your penis, fingers, tongue, even vegetables. Cucumbers would be best, with or without the olive oil."

Listening intently, the bunny jumped out of Adam’s hand and scampered away to find his mommy.

"Try a finger. That’s it, that’s my boy." The fatherly voice thundered.

Eve turned surprisingly quiet. Her body was flushed, breathing hard. Recognizing the symptoms, Adam inserted two fingers.
Ahhhh…warmth. What a nice winter retreat, Adam thought. She was like an oven, so warm…so wet… so slick. Eve gasped. Her body started rising and grinding against his hand. Her little oven was gripping his fingers, and sucking them in further.
He felt another stirring. His prick was rising again.

"Lick her, taste her essence."

Sheesh…did he have to tell him everything. Maybe he should write the instructions down. Just in case, this man forgets. That’s it! He shall call it erotica. He will list all the different ways, a man and a woman can pleasure each other.

 

[ariosto]

Gamouched by a God


Jehova stamped his foot in divine frustration as his well hung creation began a tentative tonguing of Eve's forehead.

NO! NO! must I show you EVERYTHING!

Knocking a confused Adam away with sweep of his arm, God levitated a startled Eve about three feet off the ground and raised her legs till they straddled his broad shoulders. Her smooth hairless puss was inches away from his mouth.
He looked at Adam...
Now look here boy, see how it's done...take notes dammit.

Notes were not in the picture of course since reading and writing weren't invented yet so instead the First Man played with his rigid rod and watched intently.

When Jehova's tongue first flicked across her virgin clit, Eve thought she was on fire, when it slipped into the tight slick passage beneath she turned positively incandescent!
His sacred tongue was a questing serpent, twisting deeper, rubbing with an excrutiating deliciousness along the shuddering walls of her vagina.
Her thighs tightened hard against the divine head, she pushed her juicy cunnie into his face. Her fingers curled into the wild white tresses of his hair. She arched back, small perfect breasts thrust high to the cloudless sky.

'Oh GOD!" she cried..."OH GOD OH GOD!...DON"T STOP!"

Jehova had intended to turn matters over to Adam at this point but somehow he just couldn't break away.

 

[chanaud]

“Yesssss…Oh Goodddd..yesssssss”

Eve screamed in pleasure. Her feet were flaying about wildly, while her hands clenched and pulled like a horse’s reins.

God had never expected this. Oh, he knew he had injected an extra dose of estrogen to make her emotional, but he had thought it would affect her tear ducts -- Not her body, and certainly not her arm strength! Immune to the pain, God continued with fervor. His tongue drove in, sopping up the river flowing freely from her tight canal.

“Arghhhhhhh.. Gods…don’t’ stop…don’t stop! I’m going to explode!”

Explode? Where will she explode from, Adam wondered. She didn’t have a hose like he did. Maybe her body will explode into tiny little pieces and God will create another just like her. Maybe there’s a planet somewhere full of women with long blonde hair, round sensuous hips.. and two globes on her chest. And maybe they’ll all play with him and scream out in ecstasy the way this one does. His imagination fired his cock. His hands were racing maniacally up and down his rod. He envied the fact that his mentor was benefiting..

“Stop! Let me try now. Pleeeeeease???” The son begged. “I swear I will do make her happy for the rest of her life, if only I can have her. Right now. Please?”

 

[ariosto]

"Ppppppplease!" he cried,
"Dddddon't let her eeeeexplode!"

Adam in the midst of an awesome act of 'self discovery' and beside himself with lust found himself stuttering with anxiety , for indeed Eve seemed ready to blow up at any moment. Her head was thrown back, hair flying in the wind, legs locked tight around Jehova's head, every muscle taught and the most incredible sounds escaping from her lips like so much pent up steam.
Every creature in the garden had snuck up close as could be and the air was fairly crawling with animal lust!

Suddenly Eve went rigid and screamed!
God staggered back, nearly tripping over Adam who's seed was spewing wildly in all directions!
The young man fell to his hands and knees, cock dripping gobs of jism onto the mossy sward where libido crazed spiders and beetles fought over each precious drop.

That was pretty good Babe.
God said, setting a trembling Eve down at the base of a huge gnarled oak tree. Her spend glistened in his long white beard like diamonds in the sun.

Okay you two, take a little rest, enjoy the garden and fuck your brains out.
God grinned,
And Adam, none of THAT inside please.
Adam looked up from his sticky 'willie.' "huh?...none of what?"

Your seed, your cum...spunk, spend, jism.
See that's the 'kicker' you guys. You can screw yourself silly but Adam you CAN NOT ejaculate inside Eve's vagina.

The handsome young man looked blankly up at his dad.

Oh hell!
Ya can't get your cookies off in her pussy boy! It ain't allowed.

 

[chanaud]

Still reeling in the afterglow, Eve missed the message given. Her heart was pounding wildly, her body was humming, she wanted to relive that feeling again.

“Come, darlin’,” Eve cooed while entwining herself around Adam’s naked form. “Let’s try that again…but doggy style.”

Adam shot her a blank look. She pointed to two white Afghans humping like rabbits.

Ahh… doggy style.

Sure, Adam thought. It sounds kinda kinky, but we can try that.

Only when he looked down, his thing had deflated.

“Baby, what’s wrong?”

“Nuttin’., “ Adam muttered. Two fingers squeezed its tip, while his palm yanked it hard. “Come on, don’t fail me now.”

“What’s wrong?” Eve asked, licking her lips. Somehow the image of Adam playing with himself was turning her on.

“Want me to try?”

Without waiting for an answer, Eve dropped to her knees…

 

[ariosto]

Jehova settled back on his snow white cumulus and looked down approvingly as Eve took Adam's limpid wand between her strawberry lips and began to suck.
Maybe I got things backward, he thought, Maybe Eve should have come first. She's far more intelligent and eager. The gal is full of bright intuition, just look how she's taken the bull by the horn...



The animals free now of the weight of divine authority were running amok in the glade whos centerpiece was the fellationic endeavors of Eve to bring Adam's willie back to life. A task which was becoming a bit...tedious.

"Here let me help."
The voice was soft as velvet...smooth as silk and it came from a sable clad being of exquisite beauty.
Adam fell from Eve's lips as she stared at the creature in awe. She felt a burning hunger in her belly and a telltale wetness between her legs, for even as the being took Adam's languid cock between it's perfect lips, it's night black tunic slipped aside to reveal a tall, thick ivory tower of an erection which seemed to be made just for her.

 

[chanaud]

The sun faded instantly, the air was cool and still. All the wildlife had disappeared, and it was just the three of them at the center of the earth. Adam and Eve stood, staring in awe at this magnificent creature. A chill filled Adam’s bones, leaving him trembling with fear. Eve, on the other hand, was shaking with fever.

The being was somewhat a foggy form without a defined shape, except for the protruding shield -- which was solid and hard, and weld a powerful force. The tip sparkled in the darkening skies and aimed manacingly towards Adam.

“Hi, my name’s Adam, and this is my woman.” Adam said, extending his hand in a gentlemanly manner.

The being inhaled a deep breath; a passing wind blew by the couple, drawing them closer to him.

“Pleased to meet your acquaintance. The name’s Reficul Natas. My friends call me Ref.”

Eve shot Adam a dirty look. His woman? She hated the possessive type, especially before a commitment.

“Hi, my name is Eve. And I’m a Virgo.”

 

[ariosto]

"I know you are." hissed the softly sibilant voice. The words seemed made of satin...dark satin.
Adam glanced over at Eve and noticed the small round buttons that topped the two symetrical mounds on her chest had again grown stiff and hard.
He glanced down wondering how the Being could be speaking so clearly with its mouth full of his own erection.
Adam shivered...
"Seems there's just the three of us here all of a sudden."
He shuffled his feet wishing DAD might suddenly appear in a flash of light, for oddly enough a certain ominous darkness seemed to be gathering around them.
Inspite of his fear there was no denying the power of those lips as they sucked and drew on him...sucked and drew....

Eve stared in fascination as the splendid creature continued to
play with Adam. Her eyes straying often to the glowing lance that protruded from it's loins.

"Come to me Little One." Came the voice.
"Mount me and feel me deep inside you...don't be afraid..don't be afraid."

Somewhere high above God had settled in for a long afternoon nap.