Actually Classified Ads.

[Mistress]

Free yorkshire terrier.
8 years old. Hateful little dog.

Free puppies:
1/2 cocker spaniel
1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

Free puppies....
Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

German Shepherd 85lbs.
Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

Found: Dirty white dog
Looks like a rat...
Been out awhile
Better be reward.

1man, 7woman hot tub--$850/offer

Snow blower for sale...
Only used on snowy days

Cows,Calves never bred...
Also 1 gay Bull for sale.

Nordic track $300 hardly used,call Chubby

Hummers-Largest selection ever-"if it's in stock, We have it!"

Georgia peaches,California grown-89 cents lb.

Nice Parachute:
Never opened-used once

Tired of working for only 9.75 per hour?
We offer profit sharing and flexible hours
Starting pay: 7-9 per hour

Exercise equipment:
Queen size mattress & box springs-$175.

joinging nudist colony!
Must sell washer and dryer! $300.

Open house body shapers toning salon
Free coffee and donuts!

For sale by owner:
Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.000 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last weekend,
Wife knows everything.

 

[HeavyStick]

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[Siren]