Actual thread titles from Lit Personals

[miles]

The names are even better, but it would be very uncool to post them.

These are guaranteed babe magnets:
Sugar Daddy want a blow
PussyCumEater In Florida

Geographically challenged horny posters:
women in missouri
Indianapolis ladies
Cleveland People
Little Girl in Chicago

Is that a banjo I hear?
All alone in south west VA

This guy has a bread fetish:
rollplaying

No comment:
My husband needs sex

 

[Nora]

How does one describe in text the sort of choked, half-laugh that you try really hard to keep in, but sorta squeeks out through your nose anyway?

 

[miles]

How does one describe in text the sort of choked, half-laugh that you try really hard to keep in, but sorta squeeks out through your nose anyway?

sneeze

 

[acitore_vuli]

Hey! I play the banjo buddy! Refrain from recordplayertyping.

 

[QuickDuck]

a bread fetish.... is that when the other person leans close, all hot and sweaty... whispering in your ear "dough me baby"?

 

[cybergirly]

a bread fetish.... is that when the other person leans close, all hot and sweaty... whispering in your ear "dough me baby"?

No I think it's when someone says, "I want to fuck your buns."

 

[QuickDuck]

No I think it's when someone says, "I want to fuck your buns."

I will never look at a finger bun, the same way again.

 

[Nora]

I knead you, baby?

Jeez, I getta rise outta you!

 

[Lancecastor]

It's always the same..."I knead you." eventually becomes "No. You're too yeasty."

 

[Ishmael]

No comment:
My husband needs sex

ROFLMAO I KNOW who posted that one!!!!!!!!!!

Geez, talk about a quick divorce.

Ishmael

 

[Nora]

It's always the same..."I knead you." eventually becomes "No. You're too yeasty."

Ewwwwwww!!!

Ya know, Lance...a little plain yogurt applied topically might help that li'l problem out a bit.

 

[pabloback]

The names are even better, but it would be very uncool to post them.

These are guaranteed babe magnets:
Sugar Daddy want a blow
PussyCumEater In Florida

Geographically challenged horny posters:
women in missouri
Indianapolis ladies
Cleveland People
Little Girl in Chicago

Is that a banjo I hear?
All alone in south west VA

This guy has a bread fetish:
rollplaying



No comment:
My husband needs sex

which one worked for you?

 

[RastaPope]

How does one describe in text the sort of choked, half-laugh that you try really hard to keep in, but sorta squeeks out through your nose anyway?

Isn't that a chortle?

 

[sheath]

The names are even better, but it would be very uncool to post them.

These are guaranteed babe magnets:
Sugar Daddy want a blow
PussyCumEater In Florida

Geographically challenged horny posters:
women in missouri
Indianapolis ladies
Cleveland People
Little Girl in Chicago

Is that a banjo I hear?
All alone in south west VA

This guy has a bread fetish:
rollplaying

No comment:
My husband needs sex

Man, you had to be REALLY bored to go to all the trouble of actually compiling that list.



S.

 

[Mischka]

Re: Re: Actual thread titles from Lit Personals

Man, you had to be REALLY bored to go to all the trouble of actually compiling that list.

Miles found it amusing to peruse the titles. Several other people found it amusing to read his compilation. No one seemed bored, or worthy of the ever-mature rolled eyes icon. What the hell is your problem?