cloudy
Alabama Slammer
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2004
- Posts
- 37,997
these were too good not to share:
- At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your
payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
- In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in
and get fed up."
- In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
- At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills."
- On Dr. Lee, the urologist in Marin County, vanity plate "2P C LEE"
- At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want
tows."
- On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
- In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action."
- On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
- At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
- On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
- In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
- On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." My personal favorite
- At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a
car payment."
- Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."
- At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your
payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
- In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in
and get fed up."
- In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
- At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills."
- On Dr. Lee, the urologist in Marin County, vanity plate "2P C LEE"
- At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want
tows."
- On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
- In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action."
- On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
- At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
- On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
- In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
- On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." My personal favorite
- At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a
car payment."
- Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming."
Thanks for the chuckle, cloudy.
