Actual Question

[Weevil]

How do I change my name?

 

[Angel]

Why?

 

[Weevil]

Why?

Cause I'm writing a book on changing your name on porn BB's.


Think?

 

[Weevil]

Oh, decent question Minksoul. I mean my one on the board.

 

[MinkSoul]

well...

you have to go before a judge and...

um... you mean the Real one? or the Lit one?

 

[unusuallyconfused]

I really like your name, although I immediately think of evil kneivel, if that is/was your intention, you should keep it. Otherwise I think you just disable your cookies on the lit board and then go into your c-drive and remove the lit cookies and voila, there you go.

Oh, it is in the windows section of the c-drive, fyi.

 

[Laurel]

Cause I'm writing a book on changing your name on porn BB's.


Think?

What an exciting book!

Chapter 1
You email Laurel and beg her to pulllease let you change your name.

Chapter 2
She pities your sorry ass (maybe) and asks what you want your new name to be.

Chapter 3
You tell her.

Chapter 4
She changes it.

And we all ride off into the sunset on a white horse.

 

[Weevil]

Thanks for the help my oh-so-jaw droppingly beautiful Website honey.

I'll be on that right erway.

 

[MinkSoul]

What an exciting book!

Chapter 1
You email Laurel and beg her to pulllease let you change your name.

Chapter 2
She pities your sorry ass (maybe) and asks what you want your new name to be.

Chapter 3
You tell her.

Chapter 4
She changes it.

And we all ride off into the sunset on a white horse.

The Whole board???

ya might want to use a Clydsdale in stead...

 

[Angel]

I will kick your ass, EBW.

 

[Weevil]

I will kick your ass, EBW.

Cool. Do you accept Amex or does it have to be cash up front.

 

[Angel]

www.paypal.com

 

[Laurel]

LOL@Angel & EBW! Any girl who accepts PayPal for ass whuppins is okay by me.

Thanks for the help my oh-so-jaw droppingly beautiful Website honey.

Flattery won't get it done faster.

Okay, maybe a little.

 

[Weevil]

LOL@Angel & EBW! Any girl who accepts PayPal for ass whuppins is okay by me.



Flattery won't get it done faster.

Okay, maybe a little.

Son if there's one thing I've learned about women is that when it comes to compliments they're ravenous beasts always wanting more. More! MORE!!

 

[Laurel]

More! More! Serenade my eyes! My earlobes! My left toe! Tell me how adorable that hangnail on my pinkie is! Pratter on breathlessly about the smell of my shampoo! More! More! More!

Gosh. I'm all flushed now. Gotta stop spazzing like that.

 

[Weevil]

More! More! Serenade my eyes! My earlobes! My left toe! Tell me how adorable that hangnail on my pinkie is! Pratter on breathlessly about the smell of my shampoo! More! More! More!

Gosh. I'm all flushed now. Gotta stop spazzing like that.

Gosh dad, do you know anything else about women?

Naw, that's it.

 

[MinkSoul]

here ya go...

 

[Guest]

I love my Girlfriend as much as the next man(And why, exactly, does the next man love my girlfriend?) but a leafs game(My version of the Superbowl) is my time. I wouldn't turn it off if my house was on fire.

 

[Laurel]

I'm like that about a Shane Mosely fight. Luckily, Manu sits with me and watches like a smart man. He even brings me sodas sometimes.

 

[Weevil]

You like the Shuges???

I should have known. I'm a Jones guy myself.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

More! More! Serenade my eyes! My earlobes! My left toe! Tell me how adorable that hangnail on my pinkie is! Pratter on breathlessly about the smell of my shampoo! More! More! More!

Gosh. I'm all flushed now. Gotta stop spazzing like that.

I'm a long time admirer of collarbones, I mean really.......right??
and elbows too.......my oh my....

How about the Hip bones? these are a few of my fav-or-it things...
"mental laurel" will have to hold me over for the time being as snitching shots of the real thing may be out of the question....

I think it's safe to say this is another ignorant NON-poetry moment with the Last of the InternationalFunboys.....

 

[Renegade]

You know, I'd try to get my user name here changed too. But there are certain members of the BB that have threatened to kick my ass for doing so. Bunch of freaks. No wonder I like it here.

 

[Laurel]

I'm a long time admirer of collarbones, I mean really.......right??
and elbows too.......my oh my....

How about the Hip bones? these are a few of my fav-or-it things...

Wow, you're in luck. I've got collarbones, elbows, AND hip bones. Two of each, even.

EBW, Jones hasn't fought a real fight in ages. Trinidad is gonna come up on him and kick his ass. Viva Tito!

I like to watch Mosely fight 'cause he's quick as fuck and he's got great coordination, but Felix Trinidad is the one to watch. Power, speed, and focus. He's the best out there right now, pound for pound. IMHO.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

The dude abides and the lord provides...... ;-)
seriously for a moment...
resting my head near a woman's hip bone......and belly, is so comforting to me.......I would guess like being in the womb, becuase god knows I've spent my whole life trying to get back there....

that being said (!) I'm off to start a "Laurel de las bonita melones" thread before someone beats me to it....


p.s. Roy Jones was the man when i last watched the fights on a regular basis.......