Actual Newspaper Ads!

[DevilishTexan]

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . been out a while .. better
be a reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED ... Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used -- call Chubby

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING: NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

(AND THE LAST ONE)

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
got married last month. Wife knows everything

 

[hobbit.]

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
got married last month. Wife knows everything

she must have a uterus fitted

 

[DevilishTexan]

she must have a uterus fitted

Do have another drink.

 

[hobbit.]

Do have another drink.

are you buying?

 

[DevilishTexan]

are you buying?

Yeah. Checks in the mail.

 

[hobbit.]

Yeah. Checks in the mail.

cool. (not post dated i hope)

 

[DevilishTexan]

cool. (not post dated i hope)

You'll have fun chasing it out of the bar as it bounces down the street.

 

[-phreak]

http://www.ranchorelaxo.nl/smileys/dnbforum/biggthumpup.gif lol that was funny

 

[Mistress Lady X]

You'll have fun chasing it out of the bar as it bounces down the street.

Would not a Western Union credit transfer be more appropriate?

 

[Sallad]

tee hee hee!